Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Wednesday OYSTERS

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Quote if the day:
There is a new Sex Museum in New York City. Guys finish the walk-through in five minutes. It takes women 30 minutes…if they finish at all.”
                                            Jay Leno

Here is another dangerous adventure I experienced and again it was in Alaska. There were three of us going duck hunting north of Anchorage on the Knik Arm of Cook Inlet. Cook Inlet is a gigantic bay that comes from the Pacific Ocean to Anchorage and beyond. It splits into two “arms” at Anchorage, one of them is Knik arm and the other is Turnagin arm. Knik goes north and Turnagin goes south east. The road to Palmer, Alaska comes very close to Knik Arm and there is about an 8 foot embankment from the road to the bottom of the bay. We decided to hunt along the edge of the embankment where there was a lot of vegetation to hide in. The sky was full of duck and geese of all descriptions; it was September if my memory serves. After hunting along the edge of the bay for about two hours and seeing the sky black with game out on the mud flats we decided to walk out to a hummock that we saw about 100 yards away out in the bay. I need to mention here that the tide in Cook Inlet comes in three waves and it turns from low tide to flood tide in about thirty minutes. We were too stupid to even check high and low tide times we just wanted to shoot ducks. I again was in “hip” waders which is rubber boots that came up to my crotch. We took one step out onto that mud and it quivered like Jello 5 or 6 feet out in front of us. Not only that, if you wiggled your toes you immediately sank up to your ankles. We got out about 30 yards and decided that this was too dangerous and turned around. It was then that we saw a running stream of water between us and high ground that was not there before and we realized the tide was incoming and our drowning was very likely. The more we struggled back toward the car the deeper the water became and sure enough, we all got our waders about ¼ full of water adding an enormous weight. I struggled and struggled and finally my hip and leg muscles felt like they were on fire. I finally reached the embankment which was covered with vegetation and I was able to pull myself up to the high ground but my legs were so weak that I could not walk and I could not get the waders emptied without help. I started crawling on my hands and knees toward the car until finally one of my buddies came to my rescue and lifted my legs vertically which emptied the waders and I was able to get them off and walk to the car and escape. If we had stayed out on that flat 10 minutes longer it would have been Sayonara, y’all. I survived for a reason yet unknown, except the birth of my girls...but maybe that is the reason for me being here at all so they can make their contribution to society. By the way, while I was resting after getting my waders off a grizzly crossed the road behind the car about 20 yards away.

I have never bought the premise that Moses and the Hebrews were lost for 40 years in the deserts east and southeast of Egypt. The Egyptians for centuries had been squabbling with the Assyrians (present day Syria) or the Hittites (present day Turkey) for the control of present day Israel, Lebanon, Syria and surrounding lands. There is no doubt that the Hebrews knew of this during their Egyptian bondage and knew that these lands were north of Egypt. North is easy to find, y'all, all you have to do is see the sunrise, put the sun on your right shoulder and you are facing north. Not only that, Moses was a soldier in the Egyptian army and without a doubt knew where these lands were. I read an explanation by a Hebrew scholar that made sense. He maintained that Moses knew that it would be imperative that they have a substantial army before beginning a campaign to capture “The Promised Land”, present day Israel. Right after the Exodus the Hebrews had no army at all, and if they tried to invade, yes, invade, they would be slaughtered wholesale. The scholar says that Moses camped in the desert 40 years to increase the size of his army by a couple of generations, manufacture weapons and train the army in combat and discipline. After this was accomplished they began their campaign and was successful. Works for me...Moses was no dummy.

                      This Date in History January 6

1066 Earlier the King of England, Edward the Confessor, while on his death bed had named Harold Godwinson as his successor to the throne. Harold was from one of the most powerful families in England. On this date Harold was crowned as Harold II, King of England. William the Duke of Normandy, a cousin of Harold, denied this ceremony claiming that Edward the Confessor had promised him the crown years before. Harold was aware of this claim and gathered his army on the channel and awaited William’s attack. Then another problem arose. King Harold’s brother Tostig and the King of Norway, Harald III Hardrarade decided the time was ripe for an attack and take the crown from Harold for themselves and attacked England through Scotland forcing Harold to leave the channel unprotected and meet the attack coming down from the north. King Harold met the Tostig and Harald III army and all but annihilated them at the battle of Stamford Bridge and the survivors ran back to the Humber River and sailed back to Norway never to return. All of this took place in September of 1066. Soon after this battle a courier found King Harold near the battle site and told him that he had better get back to the channel because the fleet of William of Normandy was on the horizon headed for the beach near Hastings. But that is another story.

1777 Earlier General George Washington had delivered a severe butt-kicking to the British forces at Trenton and Princeton and on this date he retreated to his winter quarters in Morristown, New Jersey. Washington had a problem with desertion because many of the troops did not want to spend another winter in the field with all of the privations experienced in the past. Another problem was many of his troops whose enlistments had expired on December 31 had failed to re-enlist. Fortunately for Washington he had gained much popularity throughout the colonies and had increased the maximum punishment from 39 lashes to 100 lashes. The Continental Congress had decreed that anyone enlisting for three years would receive a cash bonus and those that would enlist for the duration of the war would receive a land grant. All of this brought the Continental Army about 17,000 new enlistments and with his present army of about 11,000 brought Washington a substantial army.


Died today:

1879 US minister Elias Beadle. He said “Half the work done in this world is to make things appear as they are not.” Sounds like a woman putting on make-up to me...just joking.


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