Sunday, January 3, 2016

Monday OYSTERS

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Quote of the day:
The metric system never caught on in the United States except for the popularity of 9 millimeter ammo.”
Dave Barry

A good friend of mine said that she will not continue to attend the “Four O’clock” club meetings at our new venue. I asked why and she said that the owners of the bar do not have her favorite type of whiskey. I asked her if I understood her correctly; she wanted the bar owner to buy her favorite whiskey (blended Canadian) and sell it to her at happy hour prices? She said that was correct. I am going to expect the same. I want Maker’s Mark at happy hour prices or I am going to stop going there in spite of some of the best Italian food north of the 32th parallel. After all, I have my pride. Just joking Annie.

I saw an obviously ignorant but well known news analyst on a program a few days ago. The moderator pointed out that some of the changes that he suggests are clearly a violation of several Bill of Rights Amendments and promotes the change from a democratic republic form of government that we now have as described in the US Constitution. The US Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are the two most important documents in the history of western man. This jackass said that the Constitution was out of date and hard to understand and should be abolished and another form of government examined. I cannot tell you how outraged I was. I had to go take a high blood pressure pill and another Lexapro. I thought I had control of my temper a lot better lately, I was wrong. A group of very intelligent men and women got together and hammered out a way to live in freedom and guaranteed it with the Bill of Rights and this jackass want to change it because it is adverse to what he wants. I will tell y’all something in metaphor:
This great ship of State known as The United States was carved out of the bones of our ancestors and is afloat on a sea of blood from the deep past and present day military heroes that die every day in YOUR behalf to preserve YOUR freedom. All of this is glued together with a love and faith of our founding fathers and the faith and love we have for each other. We all sail along on this ship designed by Thomas Jefferson and friends. Then some arrogant jackass says that the Constitution should be trashed. He should go read any Medal of Honor citation and find out what being an American is all about because he certainly is not. The Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are the most treasured documents ever written and will stay that way as long as this old, gray-haired Patriot is alive. It makes me teary eyed to think on it. Oh I forgot, I am also well armed.

I was watching TV about how dangerous moose can be, especially during the rut and right after giving birth. I got to thinking about the scariest situations I have ever been in. All of them involve either hunting or fishing. Here is one of them:

Up in Alaska I was wading across a bunch of freshwater muskeg (swamp) headed toward a creek that was full of trout and grayling. I was wearing hip waders and carrying a two piece 8 foot fly rod broke down into two sections for easier transport and a fly box tied around my neck. I DID NOT have a weapon (.357 Mag. or better) on me like the laws of the state dictated. I got about half way to the creek when a gigantic cow moose stormed out of the woods to my left and headed right at me. She could have killed me with one stroke of her hooves. She was so tall and her legs were so long that the water depth was insignificant. But I was not going down without a fight so I waved my fly rod at her and called her bad names. I could not stomp around too much because the water in the muskeg was only about two inched below the tops of my boots. If I had started running, my boots would have filled up and I would have probably drowned or fell and the moose would have stomped me into tapioca. So I did the best that I could, I stood my ground and yelled at the top of my lungs and finally I hooked my rod together to its full eight feet and waved it at her with a fly tied on the end of the leader known as a Royal Coachman. She finally stopped about 20 yards away and retreated back to the woods. I am sure she had a calf hidden somewhere close. I don’t know why she stopped. She had me, but on second thought she might have been afraid of the Royal Coachman.


          This Date in History   January 4

1999 On this date for the first time since Charlemagne in the 10th century most of Europe adopted a common currency and named it the “Euro”. The only nations that refused to go along were Great Britain and Denmark. At first it was only used in internal banking and stock and bonds then they came out with paper and coin currency. When I was in Europe in ’04 the Euro was worth about $1.20. The value of the Euro varies a lot but right now it is about the same as it was in ’04.

1965 On this date the giant broadcasting company CBS bought the Fender Guitar and Amplifier Company from the ailing Leo Fender. In 1940 Fender starting manufacturing sweet-singing Telecaster and Stratocaster guitars, along with a large variety of amplifiers and bass guitars. Fender felt he had to get rid of the business because of failing health. CBS held onto Fender until 1985 when they decided to divest themselves of any non-broadcasting entity. The company was bought by a small group of employees and a few investors led by William Schultz. They still have some of the best “axes” out there.

Born today:

1930 US football coach Don Shula. He said “Luck is a big part of football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.” He also said “To coach in this game requires courage, 340 pound tackles give me courage”. Shula used to be the head coach with the Miami Dolphins.

1937 US actress Dyan Cannon. After meeting Albert Einstein she said “He made me think differently....besides his smile made my tummy warm.” Dyan was Johnny Carson’s girl friend when he was between wives.

Died today:

1960 French writer Albert Camus. He said “People do not realize that some people struggle mightily just to remain normal.” How well I know.

               Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow

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