Thursday, December 17, 2015

Friday OYSTERS

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Quote of the day:

"Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere is happy.”
                                               H. L. Mencken


I am reading a book of fiction written by Jimmy Buffett.  It is not a murder mystery, a horror nor a spy novel. It is an entertaining piece of fluff . Briefly it is about a 30 year old man named Tully Mars living in Heartache, Wyoming. He gets into trouble with the local uppity-ups and decides to head south with his best friend, a pinto pony named Mr. Twain. He ended up on the Alabama coast and rented a shrimp boat to take him and Mr. Twain to the east coast of the Yucatan peninsula near Tulum, Mexico. He met up with a 102 year old woman named Cleopatra Highbourne who is the owner of a sailing vessel named Lucretia. This boat is 90 feet at the water line and has a crew of 12 to handle the sails. Cleopatra has a thing for lighthouses and hired Tully to find a rare lighthouse lens for one that is broken. The book is Tully's adventures looking for this lens all over the Caribbean and even into the South Pacific. Like I said, I normally read history, paleontology or archaeology. This is a welcome break from the heavy stuff. Jimmy Buffett was born in Pascagoula, Mississippi, raised in Mobile, Alabama and has joined us heathens many times at the immortal Flora-Bama Lounge that straddles the Florida/Alabama state line on the beach. In the book a lot of this area is mentioned. By the way, Jimmy Buffett has authored five best sellers.


I am also reading a book titled Mayflower by Nathan Philbrick. I have read it before but it deserved a second reading. It is about those that arrived on the Mayflower and disembarked at a place they named Plimouth, Massachusetts. The book is mostly about what happened afterward. The leader of this group was William Bradford who was named Governor. We were very fortunate to have had this man in control because he realized that amiable relationships with the local native Americans was essential to their survival...there were many that thought otherwise. An example is the George Peach affair.

George was a pilgrim settler. During the early days naturally the English pound notes were useless and trying to use them for trade with the Natives was not working...so they went with the native money which was wampum belts. George Peach chose to skewer a native with his rapier (a slender fencing sword) for his wampum belt. That's right, y'all, this was the first written account of a mugging in America. George was arrested by Bradford and put on trial. The local native tribal chiefs were very restless and interested into what would happen to George Peach. What could have been a major uprising would occur if the trial went south. Many pilgrims felt that the execution of George was not warranted for “just killing an Indian”. Bradford felt otherwise and George Peach went to the gallows. The natives were no longer restless.

Speaking of new arrivals, here is another one.

                      William the Conqueror

William was born about 1028 the illegitimate son of Robert I Duke of Normandy and Arlette the daughter of a tanner in Falaise, France. He was known to his friends as “William the Bastard.” They didn’t say that to his face, however, because his quick and sometime violent temper was well known. His father died in 1035 and little William was recognized by the family as the heir to the Duchy in spite of his illegitimacy. Under normal circumstances illegitimacy precluded succession but this was the exception. His great uncle looked after the Duchy during William’s adolescence. When he was 15 he was knighted by his overlord, King Henry I of France.

At the age of 19 William took the reins of the Duchy of Normandy and dealt severely and successfully with attempted rebellions within the Duchy and attempted invasions from without, including one by his former ally, King Henry I, the King of France. The forces of France were defeated by William’s army in 1054 and 1057 securing a reputation for William and being a ruthless and very capable military commander and administrator.

William believed that he had a claim to the English throne because in 1051 Edward the Confessor (a distant cousin), the King of England had promised it to him. However, when Edward died in 1064, Harold Godwinson (Harold II) became King and therefore in William’s eyes Harold was a usurper and William also had the support of the Vatican. William felt that he had no choice but to take the throne by force and spent several months preparing. He had to wait for several months because of unfavorable winds in the English Channel. Finally on September 28, 1066 the winds on the channel abated and William and 600 ships carrying 7,000 infantry and 2,500 cavalry, horses and armor included, landed at Pevensey, England.

In early September King Harold had just met an invasion of King Harald of Norway accompanied by William’s brother Tostic along with swarms of Viking warriors and Harold defeated them almost to the point of annihilation at the Battle of Stamford Bridge near York .

Soon after this battle, a courier delivered Harold a message about the landing of William and company at Pevensey. Harold ordered a forced march and covered the 250 miles to Pevensey in nine days gathering reinforcements as he went. On October 14 the Battle of Seniac near Hastings was joined. Harold arrayed his nearly exhausted troops on the highest ground available and awaited William’s attack. The armies were nearly the same in number with England having the best infantry in Europe carrying their terrible two-handed double-bladed axes and they had the high ground. William did not disappoint and launched a cavalry attack with support of archers. This uphill attack failed and upon retreating a rumor began spreading the William had been killed. William rode among his troops holding his helmet aloft for all to see that he was indeed alive.

The Normans launched several attacks in this closely fought battle with William coordinating the cavalry and archers. One chronicler described it this way. “One side attacking with great mobility like a dancer, the other side withstanding as if rooted into the ground.” William had three horses killed under him. Finally William’s skillful coordination of his cavalry and archers prevailed and the battle ended when Harold was probably wounded by an arrow to the eye and he was killed when a mounted Norman knight broke through and with one swipe of his sword beheaded Harold.  After the death of Harold the English army dissolved and William and company rested. On Christmas Day of 1066 William of Normandy was crowned William I, King of England in Westminster Abbey (been there).

Three months later William felt confident enough to return to Normandy and left his half-brother Odo, the Bishop of Bayeaux behind to administer the kingdom. It was Odo that commissioned the immortal Bayeaux Tapestry which depicted the Battle of Hastings. As an honor to the courage of Harold, in 1070 William built an abbey on the site of the battle with the high altar being the very spot where Harold fell. The ruins of Battle Abbey and the town of Battle that grew up around it are still with us to this day.

It took six years for William to consolidate his conquest and even then he had to face the constant bickering and fighting on both sides of the channel. In 1068 Harold’s sons invaded the southwest coast of England and were easily defeated by the local constabulary. In 1069 a Danish army, in alliance with Prince Edgar the Aetheling invaded from the north and took York.

The Danes were ruthlessly attacked by William’s army and were driven back to their boats in the Humber River and they sailed back to Denmark with their tails dragging. William consolidated his kingdom by going into a castle building campaign which formed “shires” or counties with the castle as the center of authority. Throughout most of his life William was spent combating attacks from within and without his kingdom and Duchy. In the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle William was described as “He was a very stern and violent man, so no one dared do anything contrary to his will…..Among other things the good security he made in this country is not to be forgotten.” William died in 1087 and is buried in the foundation of the Abbey of St. Stephen in Caen, France. The first French speaking Norman king of England is marked by a simple stone slab. It was William’s lands in Normandy (France) that was the cause of much bickering between the successive Kings of England and the Kings of France for many, many years to come.

 The home of the present ruling family of England, that being Windsor castle, was built by William the Conqueror. This brief essay by no means describes all the contributions made by this great leader.

                  Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow


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