Thursday, December 31, 2015

Friday OYSTERS

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Quote of the day:
During WWII shortly after D-Day the Allies invaded southern France near St. Tropez to drive out the Germans. After a short but intense battle the Germans retreated. A Canadian soldier reported that through the smoke and mist came a Frenchman in a tuxedo. He was carrying a silver tray with several tulip glasses and a bottle of champagne and said “Welcome, but if I could offer a little criticism...you are late.”

Speaking of WWII, I once did an essay on the bombing of Hamburg, Germany in the summer of 1943. The Germans had bombed London for 73 straight days hoping to break their bulldog spirit but they failed and discontinued the raids. In retribution the English and American air forces mounted a horrendous raid on Hamburg. They sent over 1,000 bombers both day and night and dropped a mixture of high explosives and incendiary bombs making firefighting useless. An unbelievable firestorm resulted with the temperature reaching over 1,000 degrees and the wind rushing into the center of the blaze at 120 MPH. Children and small adults were swept into the center. It was so hot that the asphalt on the roads liquefied making escape impossible. There were instances of people running away just igniting like a torch and disappearing. Hundreds of people died of asphyxiation because all the oxygen was being consumed by the fire. About 45,000 people died that day in Hamburg. The Germans cordoned off the city so others would not see this hell on Earth and be discouraged. It was the day that Hamburg died.

I addition to the book Guns, Germs and Steel I am also reading Mayflower by Nathan Philbrick. This book was also the winner of a National Book Award. It goes into the minutest detail as to what happened to the Pilgrims that settled a village in 1620 that later became Plymouth, Massachusetts. The fresh water source for the village was named Town Creek. The creek emptied into Cape Cod Bay and had seasonal rushes of spawning fish that were easily caught. The mouth of this creek was also a stopping point for ducks and geese on their migrations north and south. The governor of the Pilgrims was William Bradford, a gifted and “hands on” administrator. His most important duty was to make peace with Massasoit, the chief of the local Indian coalition. To do this he needed a translator and that turned out to be a native of this area named Squanto. How Squanto learned English is a story in itself and will come a little later on. On one occasion an Indian covered with sweat from running arrived at Plimouth (their spelling) and told Bradford in sign language that Squanto had been captured and was probably dead. He also said that without a “tongue” (translator) to be used with the other tribes the settlement was doomed. Bradford agreed and he and his second in command along with the fiery Miles Standish and ten armed men set out for the village where Squanto was captured by the local “sachem” or chief. It was about 40 miles and was tough going without horses. The Pilgrims arrived at night during a steady rain which muffled their movements and they surrounded the house where the majority of the tribe slept. Standish and company burst in and demanded the sachem and/or Squanto. The sleeping Indians awoke in a panic and told them that the sachem was not there and Squanto was indeed alive and delivered him to Bradford. Bradford returned to Plimouth with Squanto in tow and the settlement was somewhat safe once again. After that first horrible and deadly winter, Bradford made peace with Massasoit and the villagers were taught how to survive in this strange land and there was a celebration. It was late September or early October that Bradford sent Massasoit a large pot of stewed English peas as a show of appreciation for his help. Bradford knew that the settlement was there to stay and sent five men to paddle out into the bay and do some “fowling” meaning shooting down whatever ducks and geese they could. The fall migration was underway and the sky was black with birds. In a half day the “fowlers” returned with enough birds to last the settlement a week. The fowlers used “fowling pieces” which is now known as shotguns. The next morning Massasoit showed up with over a hundred of his warriors and five freshly killed deer as thanks for the peas. A feast ensued with the deer and the birds on spits over an open fire. There also were turkeys and fish along with recently harvested vegetables. Over 150 years later this became known as Thanksgiving. I can assure you that there was no picnic tables with white tablecloths and silverware. They sat on the ground around a fire and ate with their fingers and knives. But as I said, they were there to stay.

On another occasion two servants became angry with each other and engaged in a duel. Both were injured but not killed. Bradford knew that he needed men and could not risk losing anyone and sentenced these guys to be tied together at the feet and neck for a week which forced them to cooperate with each other. That sentence had an effect and duels went away in the settlement while Bradford was alive.

           This Date in History January 1

1781 On this date 1,500 infantrymen known as the “Pennsylvania Line” serving under Patriot General Anthony “Mad Anthony” Wayne gathered up their gear near Morristown, N.J. and headed home because their enlistments had expired. I forgot to mention that more than half of them were drunker than Cooter Brown. Anyway, soon after they left Wayne they were approached by emissaries from British General Sir Henry Clinton offering them a complete pardon and all the back pay the US owed them if they would join the British army. Instead they turned south and attacked and captured Princeton, N.J. They then headed toward Philadelphia and the US Congress. But before that they sent some emissaries back to see General Wayne who had been following them. They had not given up on the Patriotic cause but felt they had grievances. When they met with Wayne they handed over the emissaries sent by British General Clinton and Wayne promptly hanged them. At the meeting with Wayne, it was agreed that those with expired enlistments could go home but Wayne offered a 30 day furlough and a handsome bonus for those that re-enlisted. Nearly half of them accepted the offer to re-enlist and were sent to fight with the Southern Army. A week or so later a group of about 200 Patriot troops from New Jersey heard about this deal and decided to mutiny themselves and barter for the deal that Wayne issued. Only this time the troops were under George Washington and George rounded up the two ring leaders and stood them up in front of a firing squad. That kept the Continental army together for the present. But even at that, there were more colonists fighting with the British than with George Washington. What enormous character this man must have had to have continued and prevailed. I must believe he was not here by accident.

1973 On this night a 28 year old school teacher named Kathy Cleary decided to bring in the New Year at Tweed’s Bar of the upper west side of Manhattan, while there she met a man named Joe Willie Simpson. Simpson was dangerously disturbed but appeared to be a pleasant and affable young man to young Miss Cleary. Kathy and Joe Willie agree to go to Joe Willie’s place for the rest of the evening; it was there the other Joe Willie emerged. It seems that Joe Willie is a suppressed homosexual at heart which makes him a hater of women. Joe Willie ended up strangling Kathy and stabbing her numerous times then sexually mutilated her. This event was the theme of the book and movie titled “Looking for Mister Goodbar”. The book was written by Judith Rossner as a warning about what could happen during the so-called “sexual revolution”. By the way, before Joe Willie Simpson came to trial he hanged himself in his cell.

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Thursday OYSTERS


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Quote of the day:
The price of Prozac went up 50% last year. When Prozac users were asked about it, they said, “Whatever…’”
Jay Leno

                 I wish all of y’all a Happy New Year!

I am still reading “Comanche Empire”. 
As I understand it this is used as a textbook at Southern Methodist University. There was one passage that stood out. The Osage tribe originally lived within the boundaries of the Comancheria (lands claimed by the Comanche) but constant clashes with the well mounted and well experienced Comanche cavalry forced them to move to a small strip of land on the present day Oklahoma/Kansas border. In 1823 under the auspices of the US Government a treaty between the Osage and Comanche was achieved and a system of trade was established. In one trade session the Osage bought 20 white children from the Comanche for firearms, gunpowder and ammo that they had taken in raids on white settlers. The Osage took the kids to a US Cavalry fort where an American Indian Agency existed and offered them for horses and metal utensils like knives, axes and pots and pans (believe it or not) in return. The Osage decided that ransoming white children was a great way to make a living. Two years later the Osage and the Comanche met for another event and a trade valued at an estimated $60,000 changed hands. That was a hell of a lot of money in those days. By the way, right after the turn of the century the mighty Comanche had virtually disappeared and so had the bison. The Osage discovered that the cattle ranchers would pay rent to the Osage to allow grazing on the miles and miles of grass on Osage land. They also discovered that their lands were virtually afloat on a sea of oil. To this day, the Osage is the richest aboriginal tribe in existence. God works in mysterious ways.

Over in Fayetteville, NC an elderly cattleman had raised a black Angus bull from a calf to a 2,000 pound behemoth. The bull never relented from his hostile behavior. The cattleman wanted to keep the bull at stud to replenish his herd but he had very little control of his behavior. One day the bull got out of his personal pasture and went a couple of pastures over chasing the cows around. The cattleman attempted to coax the bull back into his personal field but tripped and fell. The bull immediately charged and pinned the old gentleman to the ground by pressing his forehead into the man’s chest killing him. A few days before the cattleman had sold the bull to a slaughterhouse because of its behavior. The bull will soon be distributed around the southeast in smaller pieces.

I just read where the amount of money we contribute to Social Security in our lifetime in no way covers our medical expenses after the age of 65. I vehemently disagree. What about the hundreds of thousands of tax payers that die a couple of years before or after the age of 65? What happens to that money they contributed virtually all their lives? Is there a refund to their heirs? Of course there isn’t. That money is spent anyway the House and Senate see fit.

Here is a few comments about the book Guns, Germs and Steel. The author is investigating the mystery of why some segments of society progress to become conquerors and adventurers and others do not. In one chapter he touches on the aborigine peoples of Australia. It is well known the they had been there alone for at least 40,000 years and DNA has proven that their ancestors came from the Indonesian archipelago. It seems that during a distant ice age the sea levels fell hundreds of feet making it possible to walk from Indonesia to Australia...except for one stretch where there was a channel about 50 miles wide that would require a substantial boat. The Aborigine never did have boats larger than a hollowed out log and essentially did not know what a ship was until they saw the English arrive in them.
Not only that, the Aborigine never progressed past the stone age before the arrival of the Europeans. They did not need to...they could kill or capture game with sharpened stone tipped weapons. What the mystery is, what happened to make the aborigine have no ambition to improve their lives? They did not seek ways to improve their health...no medicine...no sanitation, no discovery of the causes of diseases, etc. In one instance an explorer went with a group of them on a food scavenging trip. They walked for a considerable distance, stopped and dug up a plant that was of the sweet potato family, removed the tuber and planted it back in the same hole. The explorer asked them why didn't they take it back to their camp and plant it and they said that they never thought of it. There are tribes in central Africa and in the Amazon rain forest that to this day are still in the stone age. How is this possible with me sitting here looking at an devise that is about 1 1/2” X 3”X 1/2” and I can pick it up and talk to someone in Russia?

                   This Date in History December 31

1600   On this date Queen Elizabeth I signed a charter authorizing a group of London merchants to form an organization known as the East India Company to act at the behest of the crown to capture the spice trade in the East Indies from the hands of the Dutch. This endeavor was unsuccessful but the market they found in India and China more than made up for their failure against the Dutch. Soon the flow of spices from India and the tea from China was almost unending on their way to England. This almost untapped gold mine of consumables did not go unnoticed by the French and Dutch and they attempted to move in and get part of this cornucopia. This prompted the East India Company to form their own army and navy to protect their investment. Eventually England felt it was necessary to declare India as a British possession and sent in a governor and staff to rule this most recent colony to protect the trade from interlopers by use of the mighty British army and navy. After this decision the East India Company became nothing but an administrative arm of the British Governor. In 1857 the Indian soldiers in the British army revolted against the British control of their country. This “Indian Revolt” was crushed the next year and Great Britain tightened its grip on India even more by dissolving the East India Company. They even had the gall to pass a law stating that the Indians could not go to the seaside and dig out settling ponds to allow the water to evaporate leaving the salt. Salt was imperative to the Indians not only for seasoning but for food preservation and imperative for personal consumption considering the heat. This meant that they could only get their salt from the British. It was a monopoly of a necessary item. In the early 1930’s an Indian holy man named Mahatma Gandhi began a peaceful revolt that eventually caused the demise of English rule and the beginning of an Independent India. By the way, the beginning of the end of British rule began when Gandhi left home headed for the coast to obtain some salt stating that salt was a gift from God and should not be controlled by man. Along the way he had gathered more and more followers and he arrived at the coast with over 60,000 people. The British army did not know what to do with that many people and they let them alone.

The English tried the same monopoly on tea and cod fish here in the land of the free and the home of the brave. How did they stop the colonists from getting cod? They forbade any American vessel to fish in the known haunts of the cod in the north Atlantic and patrolled it with warships. How about the tea? They forbade the colonists from purchasing tea from any source except a British owned company. This is what imperialism is all about, y'all. I causes wars, however. It was this imperialism that caused Great Britain to need the mightiest army and navy on the planet and it took our ancestors a little over 8 years to overcome them.

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Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Wednesday OYSTERS

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Here is something for those of you are down and discouraged. It is a poem by William Ernest Henley. It was quoted in the movie Invicta. Morgan Freeman won an Oscar portraying Nelson Mandela.

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

Back in the 1830's the US Government chose to move many of the Native Americans in the mountains of Appalachia because they wanted their lands. They moved them to the great plains of what is now Kansas and Oklahoma. The major tribe there was the Comanche who welcomed them because they had farming skills and manufactured goods like metal axes woven fabric which the Comanche needed. They also brought about 5,000 slaves with them. That's right y'all. On occasion the Comanche would kidnap some of the slaves and trade them for horses to tribes that had silver mines. Think about all of that and then decide where justice really lies and how righteous we really are.

Recently an inventor died. This man created a device that changed to world forever. It was the Russian Mikhail Kalashnikov. He invented the AK-47 assault rifle.

This is a recap of a couple of years ago:

I saw one person that was in the Milwaukee airport that was jammed to the rafters with others that have been trapped there since Saturday because of a blizzard. This one woman said that she had no change of clothes because she had no clue where here luggage was. She did say that she had a small carry-on bag with her full of cosmetics only. Not only that, her credit cards were in the lost luggage (bad move) and she was out of money to eat on. This is why men carry their stuff in their wallets. The airport appeared to be operating but the departures were so far behind that it will “take until New Years to get caught up”. I also heard about a pregnant woman in New York that had gone into labor and the baby was in trouble. Someone with the woman called EMS and explained what was wrong. The EMS dispatcher said that she would get someone there as soon as possible. 9 hours later and ambulance showed up but it was too late, the baby was dead. You can imagine what kind of turmoil those guys were going through in the early hours of a blizzard.

I saw a program on TV about the ice melting on the polar ice caps. They showed one ice field that had retreated and it exposed an area that had not seen daylight for millions of years. Guess what was there? They found fossils of mussels and clams that will not live in water deeper than 10 feet or in water colder than 50 degrees. There were also fossilized stumps of trees that were of the cedar and cypress family All of this tells us that at one point the Arctic and Antarctic ice fields were in a temperate climate, speaking of global warming. 
 
                This Date in History   December 30

1916 Earlier Czar Nicholas of Russia and his wife the Czarina Alexandra fell under the spell of a holy man named Rasputin. The Czar and Czarina had a son that was a hemophiliac and had suffered a cut and no one could stop the bleeding. Rasputin was called and somehow he was able to stop the bleeding and saved the boy’s life. From this time on Rasputin was in favor with the royal family. In addition to being a holy man, Rasputin was known to be a heavy drinker and woman chaser. The best possible thing happened for Rasputin. Czar Nicholas was called away to a foreign war. This left the Czarina in control of Russia and Rasputin in charge of her. Eventually the other member of royalty got fed up with Rasputin and decided to cap this heathen. A group of them invited Rasputin to dinner in a fancy mansion. What Rasputin did not know was that his food and drink had been heavily poisoned but he swallowed everything with great relish with no apparent ill effects...so they shot him. Rasputin fell and as the other try to drag him out of the room, Rasputin got up and knocked one of them out and then ran outside trying to escape. He was shot once again and fell face down. The others jumped on top of him, tied his hands and feet and threw him in a near freezing river never to be seen again. The Czarina was heartbroken at the loss of her lover but the Czar was ecstatic.

1853 Earlier the United States Secretary of War under Franklin Pierce, Jefferson Davis (later to become the President of the Confederate States of America) sent the Ambassador to Mexico named James Gadsden to visit with the President of Mexico, General Santa Ana. Gadsden’s job was to settle the squabbles the United States had been having with Mexico about the lands in the southwestern area of the present day United States. Gadsden and Santa Ana set down with a map and drew up a new border for northern Mexico and the southwestern United States that formed the area known as the Gadsden Purchase and that map became the present day southern border of Arizona and New Mexico. We offered Santa Ana $12 million that was later lowered to $10 million. The United States felt that this strip of land was vital for the development of a transcontinental railroad. In 1861 the “big four” in railroading, Collis Huntington, Leland Stanford, Mark Hopkins and Charles Crocker got together and decided that a railroad was to be built on the newly acquired land and make it a branch of the Central Pacific Railroad known later as the immortal Southern Pacific Railroad.

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Monday, December 28, 2015

Tuesday OYSTERS

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Quote of the day:
Time is a great teacher but unfortunately it kills all of its students.”
                                        Hector Berloiz

There are evil people out there and here is one of the worst. Some of you have read this before, but we need reminding from time to time how evil people can become.

                        Biography of Donald Gaskins

Donald Gaskins was born in Manning, South Carolina on March 13, 1933. His mother was not married when Donald was born but she had several live-in boy friends most of which treated Donald with disdain and administered regular beatings. Finally Donald’s mother did get married and this man also beat Donald and step-brothers and sisters systematically. His mother did little if anything at all to prevent these beatings. Donald was a small person which brought him even more disdain when attending school where he got the nickname “Peewee” and that moniker stayed with him the rest of his life. The violence he experienced at home did not slow down at school. He was constantly fighting with both girls and boys who harassed him about his size and then the principal would give him a paddling for fighting. He quit school at the age of 11 and began a life of dealing with stolen cars and “chop shop” auto parts. He struggled with the hatred of people in general and women in particular probably because his Mother did not protect him. His real passion was torturing and killing anyone he felt like, even down to infants. He was not above cannibalism either. He began a life of cruising the back roads of rural low country South Carolina and kidnapping anyone that suited his fancy and torture and kill them in the most unspeakable manner. He started his life of crime with one of his cousins at the age of 13. They broke in and burglarized several homes in the community. His cousin got scared and left the area but that did not slow down Peewee. He was caught in the act of burglarizing a home by a girl that he knew who came at him with an axe. Peewee was able to get the axe away from her and struck her in the head and arm before running way. The girl lived and named Peewee as the burglar. He was sent to the South Carolina Reformatory for Boys to stay until he was 18. Again because of his small stature he was repeatedly raped until he fell under the wing of the meanest son-of-a-bitch in there nicknamed “Boss-Boy”. Boss Boy protected Peewee in return for sex when he wanted it. This inflamed him to the boiling point. During his stay in Reform School he had escaped and joined a small carnival and ended up marrying a 13 year old but decided to turn himself in to do the rest of his time. He was released at the age of 18 a walking time-bomb. He found a job on a tobacco farm and could not resist but to find a way to quick but illegal money. He organized a gang that offered to burn tobacco barns that were not making money for the owners in return for a fee. Peewee’s gang gained popularity with the tobacco farmers. One day the daughter of one of the tobacco farmers accused Peewee as being the “Barnburner” whereupon he went crazy as hell and hit the girl on the head with a hammer splitting her skull. He then went to a real prison which was in another world than reform school. He was immediately assigned as the sexual partner of the alleged worst bad-ass in there, a man named Hazel Brazell. Peewee figured out that the only way he could gain any peace was to make himself be recognized as a “Power Man” or a brutal killer. He gained Brazell’s confidence and one night Peewee cut his throat. After this, nobody fooled around with Peewee. One day in 1955 he found out that his wife had filed for divorce and he wigged out, escaped, stole a car and went to Florida and joined a small carnival. He married again but that union lasted only two weeks. He became involved with another woman named Betty Gates in the carnival who persuaded Peewee to take her to Cookeville, Tennessee and bail out her “brother” from jail. The two made their way to Cookeville and Peewee went into the jail, delivered the money and a carton of cigarettes. The three went to a hotel and Peewee went to sleep and when he awoke Betty, her “brother,” who turned out to be her husband and the car were gone leaving Peewee dangling in the wind. The money was not bail money, and the carton of cigarettes held a razor blade by which Betty’s husband used to make good an escape. The police quickly found out that Peewee was an escaped prisoner himself and he was returned to prison and received and additional nine years. Since he drove a stolen car across state lines it became a Federal offense and that offense sent him to the Federal Penitentiary in Atlanta. While there he met mafia boss Frank Costello who called Peewee “my little hatchet man” and offer him a job after he was released. Peewee was finally released in 1961 and returned to Florence, SC and took a job in a tobacco farm but just could not resist and began burglarizing homes once again. He finally became the driver and assistant to a traveling minister and that allowed him to burglarize homes in different areas making it difficult to detect. In a short time span he had re-married twice. Both brides were under age and the second wife turned him in for statutory rape. He was convicted and went to a prison in Columbia, SC and was released 1968. This is the beginning of a bloodbath seldom equaled in history. Peewee had mentioned many times about the “troublesome and aggravating” feelings he had all of his life. He found out what it meant on day in September of 1969 when he picked up a girl hitchhiker who laughed at him when he propositioned her for sex. She should not have done that because Peewee exploded in anger, raped and sodomized her then beat her to the point of death. He then put a weight around her waist and threw her into a swamp where she drowned. After this episode, Peewee said that now he knew what it would take to assuage the “troublesome and aggravating” feelings...torture and murder. By 1975 Peewee had honed his skills in torture and was able to keep his victims alive in agonizing pain for days and had tortured and killed over 80 boys and girls. He sometimes cannibalized and dined on a person’s flesh in the victim’s presence or forced them to join him. He considered his highway murders as “recreational” murders and the murder of his friends and acquaintances as “serious murders”. By this time he was living in Prospect, South Carolina and drove around town in a hearse stating that he needed one to take his victims to different burial places. Everyone thought he was joking and a little bit disturbed but eventually they found out what monster he was. There was a young girl living in town that had a two year old child out of wedlock and was pregnant. This girl had decided to leave town and start a new life and asked Peewee for a ride to the bus station. Peewee did not take them to the bus station but out into the woods and raped both the girl and her two year old daughter, killed them and buried them together. Not only did he murder for fun, he was an acknowledged hired assassin. Peewee took a job to assassinate a wealthy farmer. The farmer’s girl friend is the one that had hired Peewee and he did not disappoint. After the murder, two people and the girl friend notified Peewee that they wanted $5,000 hush money. Peewee agreed and met them at a designated place and he killed and buried all three. Eventually one of Peewee’s associates broke down under police pressure and took the cops to Peewee’s personal graveyard where the remains of 8 people were uncovered. He was tried and convicted of 8 counts of murder and sentenced to death. The sentence was commuted to 8 life sentences after the US Supreme Court declared the death penalty as being unconstitutional. Peewee, knowing that he would never see daylight again and would not be executed, accepted an assassination assignment of one of the inmates. This inmate had murdered a man and his wife...the family was not happy with the mandatory life sentence and hired Peewee to kill him. Incredibly, Peewee was able to convince this inmate that he had a radio that if you held it close to your ear you could hear what the other inmates were saying in the other cells. He said “All you have to do is hold the radio real close to your ear and plug it in”. As you probably have guessed by now it was not a radio, it was a bomb that nearly decapitated this guy. By then the death penalty had been reinstated in the state of South Carolina and Peewee got the death penalty for this indiscretion. While awaiting his execution he talked at length with a writer that was going to do his biography. During these interviews he admitted to at least 100 murders, be they “recreational”, “serious” or for hire. As his execution date drew near, Peewee became more and more philosophical. He said that for a while he felt he has been even with the power of God since he could kill or let live at will. In the final days he tried to cheat the execution by slashing his wrists but the guards stopped him. At 1:06a on September 6, 1991 with stitches in his wrist, this monster’s heart ceased to beat after a losing duel with “Old Sparky” the electric chair. I wonder where he is today.

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Sunday, December 27, 2015

Monday OYSTERS

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Quote of the day:
Sometimes there are just not enough rocks.”
                        Forrest Gump

Here is an example of pure entrepreneurship.

Rodrigo Borgia was born in Spain in 1431 the son of very wealthy parents. During his lifetime the family increased their wealth several time over. Rodrigo changed his name to Cesare and eventually decided that he wanted to be the Pope. Cesare bribed the College of Cardinals into naming him Pope and in August of 1492 he became Pope Alexander VI. In order to regain the money he spent gaining the office, he poisoned enough of the Cardinals and sold their offices to the highest bidders to get his money back. What a fertile (if not evil) mind. He had two live-in mistresses and sired several children one of which was the infamous Lucretia Borgia. The strange part was that he was ugly as hell. Some say money can't buy happiness, maybe not...but neither can poverty.

I looked up a celebrity's house. It is in The Plains, Virginia which is about 45 miles west of Washington, DC. In this tiny village there very few streets but here are some of them and whom they were named after.
Jackson....Thomas J. “Stonewall”, Confederate General
Pickett...George, Confederate General
Stuart...J. E. B., Confederate General
Ewell...Richard, Confederate General
Bragg...Braxton, Confederate General
Mosby...John, Confederate General
Lee...Robert E., Confederate General
Forrest...Nathan, Confederate General
Ashby...Turner, Confederate Colonel
Do y'all realize what this means? If those uneducated morons down in Atlanta that see and complain about the figures on Stone Mountain were to see these street signs and understand who they are (unlikely since they are uneducated morons) they would throw even more juvenile tantrums demanding that the streets be renamed or the town put to the torch. It is an imbecile that keeps continues looking at something that offends and then complains about it. There is nothing more disgusting that an uneducated imbecile...or just an imbecile.

The celebrity is Robert Duvall.

Living History:
It is the relative isolation of some of the coastal island off South Carolina that preserved the Gullah language and traditions. Gullah is a Creole culture that dates back to Elizabethan times and was brought over to America in the slave trade. It was well into the 1950’s that some of these islands could only be reached by water. The Gullah language is exciting to hear because of the accents, rhythm and tempo. However, to the non-Gullah you can understand but very little. They have their own bible written phonetically so they can read and understand it. There are islands in the Chesapeake Bay, Tangier Island for instance, that was settled by the English and their isolation helped preserve the Old English language there to this day.

       This Date in History   December 28

1900 On this day, 6 foot tall, 175 pound Miss Carrie Nations walked into a bar in Wichita, Kansas and started giving everyone there a large ration of crap about drinking. While she is at it, she whipped out a hatchet and begins breaking up the place. This was not the last one she started hacking up meaning she spent several nights in the joint. What brought her to this point was early in life she married an Ohio doctor that had a serious drinking problem. She admitted that she knew of his problem before she married him but thought she could “change him”. It didn’t work, he died in an asylum. After this Carrie married a Methodist minister but never forgot the husband that died an alcoholic in spite of her nagging. As we all know, Carrie’s biggest mistake was thinking she could change a man into what she wanted him to be. With Carrie stalking the bars in and around Kansas, the consumption of alcohol fell slightly. After Carrie died in 1911 it was business as usual in the land of the Jayhawks.

This reminds me of an experience I had. I was sitting at one of my favorite watering holes and a young lady came in and sat down beside me with sadness around her so thick I could cut it with a knife. I asked her why she was so sad. She said her husband had just been sent to jail for two years for dealing drugs. I asked her how long she had been married and she said a year and a half. I asked her if she knew her husband was a dealer when she married him. She said “Yes I did, but thought I could change him.” You must accept people as they are or not at all.

1832 On this date, Vice President John C. Calhoun resigned to take a vacant United States Senate seat in his home state of South Carolina. This Yale graduate was the first sitting Vice President to resign but it would not be the last. I will let y'all figure out what other Vice-President(s) have resigned. Calhoun did not get along at all with President Andrew Jackson who kept Calhoun under wraps to decrease his political clout.

John C. Calhoun was born near Abbeville, South Carolina in 1782. He served in the state legislature before being elected as Senator. Calhoun was a protector of the agrarian based South against the industrial based North. He also was a hard-core believer in the slave/plantation institution. He called it a “positive good” rather than a “necessary evil”. Calhoun spent the majority of his life in high public office including Secretary of War, Vice-President under two different Presidents, US Senator, US Representative. During his time in office the most powerful politicians were Andrew Jackson, Daniel Webster, Henry Clay and John C. Calhoun. Calhoun died in 1850 in Washington, D.C. and is buried in the graveyard of St. Peters church (been there) in Charleston, South Carolina.

Born today:

1856 US President Woodrow Wilson
He said “Do not murder someone that is in the process of committing suicide.” Sound wisdom, Woody.

1905 US comedian “Charlie Weaver” who’s real name was Cliff Arquette.
 When he was on the TV show “Hollywood Squares” the emcee Peter Marshal asked him “If you are going on a parachute jump, how high should you be?” Charlie answered “Three days of straight drinking ought to do it.” I think so too.

1946 Boston Red Sox pitcher Bill Lee
He gave this response to the question about the team losing 6 straight games to the Yankees the last week of the season. He said “Our pain ain’t as bad as you might think. Dead people don’t feel pain.” No Comment.

1929 US Computer expert Linus Thorvalds
In 1968 this jackass said “Microsoft is not evil, it is just not a very good operation system” Hey Linus, have you ever heard of Bill Gates and John Allen? I didn’t think so. Come to think of it, I have never heard of you.

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Thursday, December 24, 2015

Friday Christmas Day

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                       Merry Christmas, y'all

Quote of the day:
We are celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, y'all, and that is all you need to know.”
Al Campbell

I saw an item on Facebook about 21 ways that a “gentleman” should behave...like rising when a woman enters the room, holding her chair, helping her with putting on or removing her wrap, giving up your seat to a woman (not pregnant) when it is standing room only. I have seen lists like this before and I a couple of questions. Why have I never seen a list of what makes a “lady”? Does age have any value? I encounter “standing room only” frequently with the Four O'clock Club meetings. I am 78...do I surrender my seat to a 20 year old woman? What is my reward for behaving like someone else thinks I should? If I do not follow the 21 “behaviors” should I feel guilty? What ever happened to everybody is equal regardless of gender especially in the workplace? Or is it ONLY in the workplace where everyone is equal? My sense of fair play says that you can't have it both ways. Someone help me with this.

Speaking of tradition, here is a very brief history of the humanity that populated the Appalachian mountains in the early days of this great nation. Sometimes they are called Rednecks...and Crackers, etc....But to me they are known as my ancestors...here they are:

                        A Brief History of Rednecks

I have been reading the history of the impact of the Scots-Irish in America and naturally the author went back into the far past to trace them out to present day. By the way it is Scots, not Scotch. Scots are a people and Scotch is a whiskey. Anyway, the big movement came right after James I became the King of Great Britain. Previously, he was James VI of Scotland making him the first of the dual crowned kings of Great Britain. It got started when James financed the expedition to the new world led by Captain John Smith. But James' real passion was religion. He could not abide Catholics and he began a project to oust the Catholic landowners in Ireland and seize their lands. The Catholic Irish had been in rebellion against England for centuries and James saw this as a way of diluting them. This resulted in many Catholic Irish Earls fleeing the Emerald Isle trying to escape the wrath of the Protestants and Anglicans. To fill this void, it was decided that a “plantation” in Ireland in an area called Ulster would be formed. It consisted of six shires or counties. To fill the void James and company decided to kill two birds with one stone and offered land in Ulster to Protestant Scottish lords with the stipulation that they would bring their Scottish tenants with them. The waspish Scots would fight at the drop of a hat over anything that interfered with their independence, messed with the clans or their tight-fisted Presbyterian religion. They were a hard-nosed bunch, especially the Borderers or those that lived close to the border with England. As you might expect, the disenfranchised Catholic Irish fought like hell to take their lands back to no avail. The Scottish Lords indeed took the offer and brought their Scottish tenants with them. There was a stipulation that the Lords could not employ Irish tenants, they had to import them from England and Scotland and they had to be English speaking Protestants, moreover the landowners were banned from selling land to the Irish. Whatever land that was left over was given to the Protestant Churches of Ireland including any lands previously owned by the Roman Catholic Church. James meant to castrate the Catholics in Ireland, y'all. This influx put the Protestant Irish in a hard way because they spoke Gaelic while everyone else spoke English. As a result of this turmoil there were civil wars in England, Scotland and Ireland. In 1630 many Ulster Scots went home because Charles I, the king of England declared that the Church of Ireland had to use the prayer book of the Church of England essentially making it an Anglican church. That would change the way the fiery Scottish Presbyterians practiced their religion. As I have said before, you don’t pull on Superman’s cape or spit into the wind and you don’t fool around with the Scots religion. In 1638 an oath was imposed by King Charles I on the Ulster Scots binding them to never take up arms against England not matter what. I don’t need to tell you what kind of hell was raised after this outrage. By the way, it was King Charles I presumptuousness that cost him his head as will be discussed in a future lesson.

In 1641 the Irish Catholics rose up in an armed rebellion and the prime target was the Plantation land owners. Many, many atrocities were committed by the Irish on the Scottish land owners in retribution for them taking Irish lands. In the 1690s a huge immigration of Protestant Scots came over to Ulster during a famine and as a result the Protestant Scots became the majority. The planters are known as the Ulster Scots. The present partition of Ireland with Ireland and Northern Ireland gets it roots from this era. Northern Ireland is occupied by the progeny of British Protestants and wanted to keep a link with England whereas the rest of Ireland are Catholic and want independence. Later on, the Scots being fed up with restrictions on their religion began heading west to America. They primarily landed in Philadelphia. They were not welcomed by the high-bred plantation owners on the Virginia, North Carolina and South Carolina tidewater and not by the snooty Puritans in the northeast so they headed further west and settled in small clans in the Appalachian mountain chain starting in western Pennsylvania and then south and west down the chain into Virginia, the Carolinas and Georgia.

They were encouraged in this endeavor because of their warlike nature they would be a good match for the savage Shawnee and Cherokees and a good match they were. There is a legend in my family on my father’s side that one of my great-great uncles owned a huge chunk of land in Maggie Valley, NC which is the very heart of Cherokee country, but he could not hold on to it because of the repeated attacks by the Cherokees. There are many reports of atrocities committed by both the natives and the Scots. It is the roots of almost constants turmoil, the love of fighting and an independent nature, especially their religion, which the so-called Scots-Irish have in their hearts and souls. Actually, the Scots-Irish are not a mix of Scots and the Irish; it is Scots that immigrated to Ulster, Ireland before coming to America and it is these Ulster Scots that are my ancestors on my father’s side.

It is known that nearly all the troops fighting for the Patriots in the Revolutionary War in the south were Scots that came down out of the mountains and using guerrilla type tactics like they use against the Indians and against the staid and upright British to great effect. They demonstrated their ferocity at the Battle of Cowpens where Patriot General Daniel Morgan outmaneuvered the infamous British Colonel Banastre Tarleton and would have annihilated the entire army of British/Loyalists but some of them escaped the wrath of Morgan’s wild-eyed mountain men.

But there were no escapees at the Battle of Kings Mountain. This group of Patriots was led by General John Sevier and was able to trap British General John Ferguson and his army of Loyalists on the peak of a mountain by surrounding the base. General Ferguson fought for a while but then realized that there was no escape and surrendered. The surrender was not accepted and the Patriots waded in and either shot or hanged them all to a man.

This massacre was brought about because about 2 months before Tarleton killed 220 Patriots that had surrendered but were bayoneted by Tarleton’s troops angering the Patriots and especially the mountain men. My ancestry comes from the Holston Valley of Tennessee and the mountains of Habersham County Georgia. That’s right folks; I am a Redneck and/or a Cracker albeit a well read and well spoken one.


The Scots proved their heritage again during the Civil War, some fought in gray and some fought in blue but they fought with great zeal just for the sheer joy of it.

This epistle in no way covers everything that happened to the Ulster Scots during this time period but it gives you and idea of the mold that formed them.

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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Thursday OYSTERS

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Quote of the day:
All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.”
                 William Shakespeare from his play As You Like It

I think it is pretty classless to make fun of someone's physical appearance. That is something they cannot do anything about. However, Donald Trump's mouth, lips and movement thereof is reminiscent of a shellcracker (look it up).


Here is the supposed history of the Christmas tree. In the early 9th century an evangelist later named Saint Boniface crossed over from the British Isles and began ministering to the pagans in what is now northern France and Germany. When Christmas time came around he wanted to impress upon them the triumvirate of the Father, Son and Holy Spirit so he selected a fir tree because of it's triangular shape, the corners indicating the triumvirate. What this means is if you have an evergreen Christmas tree you are advocating Christianity no matter your religion...like it or not.

Tuesday I was having breakfast at my favorite diner. Sitting beside me at the bar was two young ladies about 25-30 years old. I could not help but hear their conversation. It went something like this: “Jim as driving down Haywood and he was LIKE really speeding. I told him to LIKE slow down or you might get a ticket. He got really mad and LIKE yelled at me really loud.” The other one said “I know. I did the same thing with Bob and LIKE he really yelled”. I just imagined either one of them being interviewed for a job by Human Resources at IBM, GE, GM, Microsoft, etc. and using that gibberish, they would be laughed at. I don't care if they are the absolute best at their profession, they have to communicate. Out there in the real world you have to be able to assemble a single thought in one sentence without having to interrupt it to figure out how to finish it. But perhaps they already know that and are just trying to be “cool”. I hope so, if not then our future leaders LIKE need a lot of help. Oh, I left out all of those lummoxes that add end their sentences with “You know what I'm saying?”...they suck too.

I have started reading a book titled Guns, Germs and Steel. This book was a Pulitzer Prize “winner authored by Jared Diamond and is the second reading for me. I have read several books more than once. The record for me is Texas by James Michener five times. James is no longer with us, unfortunately. James once said “My success never ceases to amaze me. All of my books have no violence or sex except as it applies to history and I have an enormous following.” Guns. Germs and Steel is a book attempting to explain why certain cultures excel and progress and others do not. It begins in New Guinea with the author interviewing a chief of a very primitive tribe. The chief does not understand why the author and other “whites” have more “cargo” than they do. Cargo being anything metal, woven cloth, medicines, umbrellas, etc. It appears that it is the hunter/gatherers that progress the slowest because they can make kills with stone tipped weapons, blowguns, etc. whereas the farmers cannot plow or reap efficiently with stone tipped implements and began looking for something better and found metal...which lead to swords, axes, guns, etc. It is apparently also true that the hunter/gatherers live in very small tribal groups and therefore develop no natural immunity to different diseases and when a foreign disease is encountered they were history. The North American Indians were a prime examples. The agricultural communities seemed to prevail over the long haul, the Egyptians are an example here. Speaking of the Egyptians, I spent a year studying these amazing people. The one thing about them that stuck with me was their burial sites, especially the Valley of the Kings. In some of them the actual burial site was 60 or 70 feet underground and 200 to 300 feet long with no light source except torches and lamps, we assume. With this in mind, there are walls of very detailed paintings and sculptures...and not one scintilla of soot has ever been found. Where did the light to work by come from? It cannot be torches and lamps because the availability of oxygen that far underground would be very limited and the torches and lamps would not burn efficiently putting out a hell of a lot of soot. None has been found...what happened? Not only that, most of the kings were buried in stone sarcophagi weighting up to 7,000 pounds (see King Tut). It was proven that some of these items were moved into place after the construction of the burial site. How did they do that?
                  This Date in History  December 24

1865 On this date a group of Confederate veterans headed by former Confederate General Nathan Bedford Forrest met in Pulaski, Tennessee and formed the core of what became the Ku Klux Klan. They felt it was necessary for two reasons: To combat the influx of northern people into the south to take advantage of a defeated nation like taking lands and property from Confederate soldiers that had been killed in the Civil War. They also were very apprehensive about the rise of privilege and power of the black man. As I said, The first Grand Wizard was the famous CSA General Nathan Bedford Forrest. The name of the organization came from the Greek word “kyklos” meaning circle and “clan”. After two years Forrest resigned as Grand Wizard and tried to disband the organization because he felt the Klan had become too violent and indeed they had. In counties that were nearly balanced racially black and white, the Klan would make raids at night against the blacks and the white Republicans in an attempt to influence any upcoming elections to keep white men in control of the political machinery. Eventually in 1871 Congress decided that action was needed and they passed the Ku Klux Klan act giving the President, Ulysses Grant, the power to use what ever means he deemed necessary to subdue the Klan. In nine counties in South Carolina alone Grant instituted martial law and thousands were arrested. In 1882 the US Supreme Court declared the Klan act unconstitutional but by that time Reconstruction had ended and the Klan faded away. But the Klan arose again mightily during the 1920’s and 30’s. This time the major base was in Skokie, Illinois. The Klan was very influential in the internal politics of several states. But as the old saying goes, power corrupts and there was a sex scandal involving the Grand Wizard where a young lady died. After that the popularity of the Klan and those associated with it went to hell in a hand basket. The Klan has had its ups and downs though out the years but their basis for existence is white Anglo-Saxon supremacy. They don’t like Jews either. I don’t understand that concept, y'all, and I can find no redeeming value.

Born today:

1922 US actress Ava Gardner. She said “Deep down I am pretty superficial.” I think I know this woman and several others like her.

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