Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Thursday OYSTERS

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Quote of the day:
When you want to know the difference between “involved” and “committed” think of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved but the pig was committed.”
Ogden Nash

Most of you can tell that I am an old codger because of my semi-belligerent attitude and salty language. I am becoming more belligerent and more salty by the day because of all the political candidates ignoring us “Senior citizens”. I hate that description...from now on I am going to use “Grey Panthers”. To quote Clint Eastwood from the Josey Wales movie...”It is time to get mean, and I mean mad dog mean.” We are being taken for granted and we have a huge voting block yet realized. Why did my social security check not get a raise this year?..in fact it went down because of the increase in Medicare and plan D payments. Did Congress get a COLA? You bet your ass they did.
Contact your Congressmen and Senators and especially the imbeciles running for President, they all have a web site, and tell them that we beginning to organize and they had better pay attention.

In South Carolina the senators are:
Lindsey Graham
Tim Scott

In my district (4) my Congressman is Rep. Trey Gowdy

Find all of them on Google and sent them a message from the Grey Panthers that we ain't going to take it anymore.

I will change or design another web site to this effort so that we can cross communicate. It will not, I repeat, it will NOT be a site to gripe and bitch, it WILL be a site to organize and join forces.

I looked at the menus of the seafood restaurants I frequent in Pensacola, Fl. I haven't been there in quite a spell but the prices have increased by about 18 to 20 percent.

I saw an ad in Wednesday's newspaper here in Greenville...a local supermarket had sardines and canned tuna on sale for 68 cents a can...perhaps I will just have to learn to like them instead...like hell I will.

This segment will appear on my blog site also. Here it is.

bigalsdailyhistory.blogspot.com    It will soon be dedicated to organizing a voting block. There is a comments section at the bottom.

Over in Monroe, NC the local police were called about an indecent exposure incident at the Poplin Place Shopping Center. The cops quietly pulled up behind a car parked in front of the Pier One shop. They found John Ionnone sitting there with his pants down around his ankles and obviously aroused. Ionnone saw the cops coming and quickly covered himself with a towel. The cops ordered him to pull up his pants and get out of the car. Instead Ionnone chose to ram the police cruiser, pulled up and did it again. By then the cops knew he was not going to comply with their orders and broke out the driver side window and assured him that a .40 caliber slug awaited him if he did not comply. The cops finally got the car stopped and Ionnone got out and surrendered. He has been charged with a variety of offensives. His defense was that those scented candles and porcelain churns in the window were so sexy. The cops were not impressed...and neither was the judge.

This Date in History February 18

1885 On this date a masterpiece of American literature “The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn” authored by Samuel Clemens, better known as Mark Twain, is published. Twain looked at the novel as a sequel to another blockbuster of his called The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Even though the novel is recognized as a masterpiece it proved to be very controversial even to this date. What made it controversial was that it was a story about Huck Finn helping a runaway slave named Jim escape to Ohio by drifting the Mississippi River on a raft. The novel was essentially the observations of Huck and Jim of the people they met on their adventure. Even though Twain portrayed the Caucasian people they met as being dumb, stupid and prejudicial and Jim as being brave, generous and trustworthy many people were offended by the association of a white boy and a black man. Later on the black community objected to the portrayal of Jim as being a “Jim Crow” image, or kowtowing to the whites. The book was taken from the shelves of most libraries as being “tawdry” and too controversial. Even up to 1997 this book was banned by several American communities as being a possible cause of racial unrest. I don’t get it. All one has to do is read the liner notes and if they don’t like what they read then put the damned book back on the shelf and pick another, but don’t prevent others from reading it. Who the hell do they think they are? They ban Tom Sawyer but allow Lady Chatterley's Lover. They are behaving like Nazis...nothing less. Don’t get me started on censorship.

1776   On this date James Murray, the 4th Earl of Dunmore and the Royal Governor of Virginia, sent a note to William Legge, the 2nd Earl of Dartmouth stating his “inexpressible mortification” that the British military commander in the colonies, Sir Henry Clinton, had decided to by-pass Virginia and go to the “insignificant colony” of North Carolina to crush the rebellion there. Dunmore had already been kicked out of office by the Patriots and was aboard a British warship in Norfolk harbor. Sir Henry was accompanied by British General Charles Cornwallis and his army but upon reaching Cape Fear, North Carolina they decided to wait on the British navy commanded by Admiral Peter Parker that was just leaving Cork, Ireland. The British navy arrived in early May but Admiral Parker convinced Clinton and Cornwallis that the best tactic was to capture Charleston, South Carolina and blockade that important harbor. Upon arriving at Charleston, the Patriots knew they were coming and had the shore batteries aimed, armed and ready and delivered the mother of all ass-kickings to Admiral Parker’s navy. So Parker, Clinton and Cornwallis said “to hell with it” and sailed back to New York. By the way, the state of South Carolina is known as the “Palmetto State” because of this engagement. The shore batteries at Charleston were surrounded by palmetto tree logs. The palmetto tree trunk is very soft and the artillery shells from Parkers ships just buried up in the logs and did not explode with any intensity and the victory was ours, thus the mighty and sovereign Palmetto State.

Born today:

1838 German physicist Ernst Mach. He said “The Theory of Relativity is just unacceptable to me as the presence of atoms or any such dogma.” Ernst discovered the speed of sound which is named for him, but he obviously was a dumb-ass otherwise.

1859 Russian writer Sholom Aleichem. He said “No matter how bad things get, you must keep on living, even if it kills you.” Sholom, shut up.

1922 US writer Helen Gurley Brown. She said “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.” I know many of the latter and very few of the former.

Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow


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