Monday, February 29, 2016

Tuesday OYSTERS

Musings and History

Quote of the day:
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.”
                Madonna

I am a loss of thought as to who should be President.  I thought it could be Donald but every time I see him speak I get the same feeling I did when watching Richard Nixon...I just felt that something was just not right.  I have had several friends from Texas that have discouraged me from following Ted and their advise appears to be accurate.  There is something here about grass and a snake.  It has just been a few weeks ago that Mario was clean cut and moral...he has since become a mudslinger.  From now on it will be who get the following in my instincts.     

Yesterday for breakfast I had two eggs soft scrambled, fried salmon patties, yellow grits, toast and strong coffee. You can't get that just anywhere.

I have started research of the most successful pirates in the western hemisphere. The most successful of all was a Chinese woman named Mrs. Cheng. Here is the first installment of pirates of the western hemisphere.

                 Bartholomew Roberts

There have been four pirates and/or “privateers” in the western hemisphere that have excelled at their craft. The difference between a pirate and a privateer is a pirate will attack any and all ships whereas a privateer is operating under the auspices of a particular nation and will only prey upon that nations enemies. In return the privateer will have safe passage in any of this nations harbors but must share a portion of the booty. Bartholomew Roberts was an out and out pirate.

He was living a grinding existence on a British cargo ship when the ship was attacked and captured by pirate Howell Davis. Davis and Roberts were both Welshmen. After Davis threatened his life, Roberts agreed to join Davis' crew as navigator. A short while later Davis was killed during a land assault and the crew elected Roberts as captain because of his navigation skills. All pirate ships operated as a democracy. If they were not happy with the captain they had the authority to fire him and elect another one.

Roberts decided to establish his base of operations in the Cape Verde Islands off the tip of extreme western Africa. This way he could prey upon the Portuguese, French, Dutch and English slave ships heading south to the Ivory, Gold and Slave coast of Africa and then have another crack at them when they are northwest bound toward the Leeward Islands and the Bahamas loaded with slaves. On occasion he and his fleet could be found near the island of Tortola in the Leeward Islands preying on Spanish treasure ships.

Roberts captured and looted many ships and became a very wealthy man. On occasion he would keep one the ships he looted and transform it to fit his purposes. At one point he had four pirate ships in his fleet. He also was known as “Black Bart”.

The English admiralty was desperate to stop Roberts. The Crown was losing millions due to his piracy and sent their one of their best marine commanders in Admiral Chaloner Ogle aboard the HMS Swallow to stop Roberts at any cost. He found Bartholomew Roberts during a raging thunderstorm aboard his flagship, the Royal Fortune, off the west coast of Africa near Cape Lopez.

After Roberts spotted the Swallow he went below and changed clothes. He reappeared resplendent in a scarlet waist coat, scarlet pants, white stockings, a white blouse, a scarlet hat with a white egret feather and around his neck was a gold chain with a huge diamond encrusted gold cross.

He stood on the rail directing fire at the Swallow. A sniper on the Swallow found Roberts and he fell over the side into a stormy sea and was never seen again. He was 39 years old. The crew of the Royal Fortune surrendered and most were hanged and all that is left is the legend of Bartholomew “Black Bart” Roberts.

Here is two instances of how people’s lives change in an instant never to be the same again.

A Marine sergeant on Iwo Jima was assigned the duty as night guard of the Company CP (command post) during the first night of that infamous battle. Very shortly after taking his post a Japanese soldier attacked with his bayoneted rifle. The Marine was able to parry the attack and threw the Japanese soldier to the ground. The Japanese soldier pulled out a hand grenade and tried to throw it at the Marine. The Marine was able to wrestle the grenade from the Japanese but the pin had already been pulled. The Marine grabbed the soldier and initiated a “bear hug” holding the sputtering grenade against the soldier’s back. The grenade exploded taking the Marines hand and most of his arm with it. The Japanese was literally cut into. The Marine later said that just before the grenade exploded, he and the soldier were so close that they were touching noses and looking at each others eyes only inches apart. He said that the look on the soldier’s face stayed with him forever as did the smell of the soldier before and after the explosion and even the texture of his uniform.

In the battle for Fallujah, Iraq a US Marine unit led by a Captain Howell burst into a house known to be occupied by al-Qaeda insurgents. There was no lights in the building. Captain Howell entered a pitch black room and was struck on the left shoulder with a two by four which broke his collar bone. Captain Howell grabbed the attacker with his good arm and finally was able to get his arm around his neck. He could not reach his knife because of the incapacitated left arm so he bit a chunk out of the man’s neck which included a piece of the jugular and held on until he bled out. He said the man’s mouth was just a couple of inches from his face and as he struggled to live he started yelling curses at the Captain Howell but at the last he was praying to Allah. Captain Howell said that the smell and feel of his struggles for life and even the taste of the man’s sweat will stay with him forever.

This Date in History March 1


1864 On this date the United States Congress chose to promote Major General Ulysses S. Grant to Lieutenant General effective on this date. Grant is an interesting study in success. He was born in Ohio in 1822. He graduated from West Point in 1843 an unimpressive 21st out a class of 39. He was assigned to the western frontier and fought in the Mexican War. He resigned his commission and became a manger of a clothing store for several years in Ohio. After the attack on Fort Sumter Grant reenlisted and was given the rank of Colonel and assigned to the 21st Illinois Brigade. In the fall of 1861 he was promoted to Brigadier General after he brilliantly captured the Confederate strongholds of Fort Henry and Fort Donelson on the Tennessee River, which virtually gave the Union the control of the entire state of Tennessee. After a series of successes, and some failures, he was able to neutralize the city of Vicksburg which was a Confederate bastion on the Mississippi River giving the Union control of that great artery and the essentially split the Confederacy in half. After this he was brought back east to capture or destroy the Confederate Army of Northern Virginia, CSA General Robert E. Lee commanding. After a series of ferocious battles, Lee ran out of food and ammo and eventually surrendered to Grant in April of 1865. There were only two other three star Generals in the United States Army up to that time, they were Grant, Washington and Henry Halleck. Halleck’s rank was more an honorary one. He never was in command of a military unit in the field with that rank. Grant was the only commander of the Union military that understood his advantage over the Confederate Generals. He could afford to lose more men than the Confederacy. He had more cannon fodder. He was willing to sacrifice his men just so he could take out some of the Confederates knowing that they had few if any replacements. He fought a war of attrition and won.

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Sunday, February 28, 2016

Monday OYSTERS

                    Musings and History



Quote of the day:
It was finally found out why Lincoln was shot...his cell phone kept ringing in the theater.”
                                               Jay Leno

I would like to see a show of hands of those that are fed up with the candidates slinging mud at each other. I want to see serious discussion about the issues rather than displays of sophomoric tantrums by all of them. The world is going to hell in a hand basket and candidates are concerned about their opponent's tax return 20 years back??? or how much he sweats??? All that tells me is their first priority is getting elected and/or reelected and everything else comes in second...including their maturity.
I am not totally a Trump supporter but is boggles my mind that Rubio and Cruz can give him a hard time about his business failures and bankruptcies. At least Trump has tried to make it in the private sector and what these two have done all their mature lives is suck the blood of the taxpayers. That takes some gall, y'all. The original concept as structured by the founders of this nation was for the citizenry to serve in Congress for a short period of time and then “go back to the farm”. They knew what continued political power could do...power corrupts and by George they were right.

The next segment is not for any of those mentioned above. It is about honor, courage and bravery, something unknown to all of them.
I recently included a description of the flag raising on Mount Suribachi on Iwo Jima by the US Marines. Here is a Medal of Honor citation for one of those heroes in that hell on Earth.

The President of the United States in behalf of Congress takes pride in presenting the MEDAL OF HONOR posthumously to
                         FIRST LIEUTENANT JACK LUMMUS
                 UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS RESERVE
For service as set forth in the following:
CITATION:

For conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his life above and beyond the call of duty as Leader of a Rifle Platoon, attached to Company E, Second Battalion, Twenty-seventh Marines, Fifth Marine Division, in action against enemy Japanese forces on Iwo Jima in the Volcano Islands, 8 March 1945.

Resuming his assault tactics with bold decision after fighting without respite for two days and nights, First Lieutenant Lummus slowly advanced his platoon against an enemy deeply entrenched in a network of mutually supporting positions. Suddenly halted by a terrific concentration of hostile fire, he unhesitatingly moved forward of his front line in an effort to neutralize the Japanese position. Although knocked to the ground when an enemy grenade exploded close by, he immediately recovered himself and, again moving forward despite the intensified barrage, quickly located attacked and destroyed the occupied emplacement. Instantly taken under fire by the garrison of a supporting pillbox and further assailed by the slashing fury of hostile rifle fire, he fell under the impact of a second enemy grenade, but courageously disregarding painful shoulder wounds, staunchly continued his heroic one-man assault and charged the second pillbox annihilating all the occupants. Subsequently returning to his platoon position, he fearlessly traversed his lines under fire, encouraging his men to advance and directing the fire of supporting tanks against other stubbornly holding Japanese emplacements. Held up again by a devastating barrage, he again moved into the open, rushed a third heavily fortified installation and killed all the defending enemy. Determined to crush all resistance, he led his men indomitably, personally, attacking foxholes and spider-traps with his carbine and systematically reducing the fanatic opposition until, stepping on a land mine, he sustained fatal wounds. By his outstanding valor, skilled tactics and tenacious perseverance in the face of overwhelming odds, First Lieutenant Lummus had inspired his stouthearted Marines to continue the relentless drive northward, thereby contributing materially to the success of his company's mission. His dauntless leadership and unwavering devotion to duty throughout enhanced and sustained the highest traditions of the United States Naval Service. He gallantly gave his life in the service of his country.

/S/ HARRY S. TRUMAN

After seeing Lieutenant Lummus absorb all this punishment alone and keep fighting, all of the men of his rifle company were crying and when the land mine finally killed him, they rose up together and screaming at the top of their lungs, charged the entrenched Japanese.

Honor, bravery and courage inspires, mudslinging does not.

This Date in History February 29


1940 On this date the “Oscars” ceremony was held in Hollywood. It was a momentous occasion because the movie Gone with the Wind made from a novel by Margaret Mitchell had swept nearly every category. Taking inflation into account, this movie was the largest grossing films of all time. What made this event so special was that Hattie McDaniel, a black woman, won an Oscar for “Best Supporting Actress” for her portrayal as “Mammy”. She played Scarlet O’Hara’s (Vivien Leigh) slave/maid/servant/cook. She was the first black person to receive accolades for performing in the movies. The black community gave her a hard time because her portrayal was one of a condescending sharp-tongued servant that seemed to be happy with her lot as a slave. She did not get many movie offers after this but she did get a lot of work in radio but again playing an acid tongued household servant. Hattie died at age 57 of breast cancer.

1972 On this date Henry “The Hammer” Aaron signed a three year contract with the Atlanta Braves for $200,000 per year. That contract was the most lucrative up until that time. Compare that with what Alex Rodriguez or Derek Jeter signed for the last few years. I don’t blame the players, I blame the owners. The owners have no problem with trading your ass if it is to their financial advantage, so don’t say anything about loyalty to the team. The owners want the players to have an esprit-de-corps but if one of the players has an off season or is injured a lot, you can wave them goodbye. All teams, Chicago Cubs excepted, make more money if they have a winning team. The Cubs are sold out for every game, win lose or draw, thanks to the loyalty of the fans, not the owners. I will move on now.

1996 On this date a man named Malik Nettles jumped aboard a school bus in Saint Louis and killed the driver and pumped four shots into a pregnant 15 year old girl named Kyunia Taylor. He is arrested and he named Kyunia’s next door neighbor, 30 year old Mark Boyd, as the man that had hire him to kill little Kyunia. The police came to find out that Boyd had knocked up several other under-aged girls but had decided that he could not support any more kids and hired Malik for $4,000 to kill Kyunia and the baby she was carrying. The baby was saved and lived for 23 days before expiring. For reasons known only to the jury, Boyd was convicted of only second degree murder but the judge threw the book at him and gave him 26 years without the possibility of parole. As far as the assassin is concerned, he got 6 life terms. He will not see daylight again in this lifetime.


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Thursday, February 25, 2016

Friday OYSTERS

                      Musing and History

Quote of the day:
One of the best cures for pride is seasickness. A man that wants to vomit will not put on airs.”
                                        Josh Billings

Here is a recent conversation I had with a Democratic lady from Killeen, Tx and is a long time friend.
Donald is coming.”
Oh s—t...my daughter thinks he is the anti-christ.”
He is too old to be the anti-christ”.
I did not know there was an age limit.”
In my mental image he is too old...but Hillary is about right.”

A couple of days ago my 6 year old HP laptop slowed down to an intolerable crawl and kept freezing up. Rather than buy another laptop I chose to do this. This computer has a program that once initiated will take the computer back to where it was when it came out of the factory. I did this and when it finally stopped whining and flashing, sure enough it was back to basic. But it did save all the programs that had been deleted and all I had to do was reload what I wanted. I had one problem, I accidentally deleted about 550 items that I had written and saved. Thank God that a good friend had given me a “thumb” drive for Christmas and I had downloaded all of my writings on it. I downloaded all of this back aboard the laptop. I did lose all I had written since the initial download but this is a hell of lot better than losing it all.

          This Date in History  February 26

1813 Robert R. (R.R.) Livingston dies on this date. Livingston was one of those people in the history of our country that played a major role but was not well known. Robert was the eldest of nine children to a powerful judge also named Robert R. who owned vast stretches of land along with two major estates in the Hudson River Valley in upstate New York. The main estate where the family lived was Clermont the other was Belvedere. In 1766 the elder Livingston tried to impose restrictive leases onto his tenant farmers which resulted in a tenant farmer uprising who threatened to kill the elder Livingston and burn down his estates. The British army came to his rescue and his estates remained. After this, young Robert is sent to Kings College (Now Columbia University) where he graduated with a law degree. In 1777 after the elder and younger Livingstons has declared their allegiance to the Patriots, the British Army burned down Clermont and Belvedere. The younger Robert represented the Provincial New York Congress to the Continental Congress. He was selected to be the United States Secretary of Foreign Affairs and engineered the sale of the French holdings in North America to the United States. This was known as The Louisiana Purchase. This addition to the United States nearly doubled the size of our country. He was named as “chancellor” of New York. I do not know the equivalent of this office today. But from then on his nickname was “The Chancellor”. It was he that swore in our first President George Washington. There are statues of him in New York City and in the United States Capitol building.

1862 On this date Elisha Hunt Rhodes is in camp in Washington, DC. Rhodes is a soldier in the 2nd Rhode Island Regiment attached to The Army of the Potomac during the American Civil War. Rhodes was a gifted writer and kept a detailed diary for the entire four years he was in the army. The resulting book made from his diary gives us a seldom seen insight into the day-in, day-out existence to the average infantryman. There are hours of sheer boredom intermixed with moments of heart stopping terror and views of horrible after-battle carnage. On this particular day he and his friend Isaac Cooper go to hear a speech by Massachusetts Senator Henry Wilson and then the go to a fair in a Methodist church. Elisha and Isaac meet two girls at the fair and walk them home. I suppose even Yankees can get lucky from time to time. Just joking.

1993 On this cold and snowy morning in New York City a thunderously powerful explosion happened in the parking garage under the North Tower of the World Trade Center. There were six people killed and over 1,000 injured. The police had no choice but to evacuate both the North and South towers. The initial investigation indicated that it was a band of Serb that had done the deed but it was later found that this group was simply jewel thieves. From this the FBI was able to dissolve a large diamond theft organization. But the investigation continued into the bastards that were responsible for the explosion. Investigators found a piece of a van that carried the explosives that still had the serial number visible. From this they tracked the van back to a rental agency in Jersey City, New Jersey where a contract showed the van was rented to one Mohammed Salaamed. This jackass had reported the van as stolen on February 25 and told the agency that he was coming to get his $400 deposit back. There is no need for me to tell you that the FBI was waiting and arrested this jackass. A search of Salaamed’s apartment and records implicated two other jackasses. They also found a video tape on how to build bombs and are able to identify a fourth person in the video. An owner of a storage facility came forth and said that he had seen four men loading something into a rental van in one of his rental garages. The FBI investigated this site and found enough nitro-glycerin to build another gigantic bomb. Also one of the four had went to the AGL Welding Service and purchased steel hydrogen tanks. In the debris from the blast the investigators found a piece of a tank that still had the AGL logo on it. All four of these lunatics went on trial and were convicted. They all received sentences of 240 years each. I can only hope that all of them are taken under the wing of a 6’-9”, 375 lb. sex pervert that has a penchant for middle-eastern men.

1942 On this date US actress Joan Fontaine won the Oscar for best actress for her performance in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie Suspicion. Right after this gossip columnist Louella Parsons wrote in her column that Joan did not get the Oscar for her performances on stage but for her performances in bed with every producer west of the Rockies.

By accident Louella and Joan met in the bar at the famous Brown Derby restaurant in Los Angeles and the verbal exchange between these two women went down in sailor history as a benchmark in the delivery of profanity.

1564 On this date poet and playwright Christopher Marlowe is christened in the Church at Canterbury, England. Two months later William Shakespeare was christened. Marlowe was recognized and being a bright person and was given a scholarship to Cambridge where he earned a B.A. degree. It was believed that he was a spy for Queen Elizabeth while at Cambridge and was nearly denied his masters degree until a representative of the Queen dropped by and suggested that Marlowe had better get his degree ”for services rendered.” Marlowe did indeed receive his master’s degree. During a search of the apartment that he and Thomas Kyd shared, some literature was found that smacked of treason and Kyd was taken to the Tower and tortured. Kyd finally said the literature was Marlowe’s. Marlowe was arrested but made bail and was free. Soon after Marlowe got into a fight with a bartender over his tab and the bartender put a knife into Marlowe’s liver and it is adios Christopher. The moral here is when hammered do not argue with an armed bartender, just pay the freaking tab and go to the house.

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Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Thursday OYSTERS

                            Musings and History

Quote of the day:
You can spend the majority of your life trying to be popular, but in the final analysis the number of people attending your funeral will be governed by the weather.”
                                                 Lily Tomlin

One of my subscribers reminded me of an important event on February 23, 1945. Here is a little background and a brief history of that event.

After the United States was attacked on December 7, 1941 at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, the American military was extremely interested in at attack on the Japanese homeland. It was determined that due to the vast distances between island airports in the western Pacific. The B-17 aircraft used in Europe would be impractical because of its relatively short range and limited bomb load. The Commander of the US Army Air Corp, General “Hap” Arnold issued a prospective order to the different US aircraft manufacturers and described the minimum requirements that included a range of 6,000 miles and a bomb load of 10,000 pounds. Boeing Aircraft won the order with the inimitable B-29 Superfortress. Now the US Navy and Marines were assigned the task of capturing islands with airports in the Marianas and the Caroline Island chains that could be made available to aircraft the size and weight of the B-29. The first two to fall were Kwajalein and Eniwetok. Next came the airports they were really after on Tinian, Saipan and Guam. The islands were within 2,500 miles of the Japanese homeland and all could be modified to handle the B-29. The problem was that the Japanese had already figured out what the Allied strategy was and was ramping up a defense of these islands. The Battle of Saipan was one of the bloodiest in history up to that point. The US Army Air Force began bombing attacks on the Japanese mainland in the summer and fall of 1944. The immediate problem was that the Japanese had radar and a squadron of interceptors on the island of Iwo Jima which was about halfway between Tinian and the Japanese mainland making the trip to and from the Japanese mainland very hazardous resulting in many B-29’s and crews being lost. Admiral Chester Nimitz and General Douglas MacArthur agreed that Iwo Jima had to be taken at all cost. The reason was two-fold. One was they had to eliminate the interceptors launching from Iwo Jima and two, if the B-29’s on bombing missions had engine trouble or damaged from anti-aircraft fire, they could land at Iwo Jima.

On February 19, 1945 a task force led by Admiral Marc Mitscher for the US Navy and General Holland Smith for the 4th, 5th and 6th divisions of the US Marine Corps dropped anchor on the east side of Iwo Jima. The big guns of three US battleships opened up and along with US Navy fighter/bombers began the largest artillery/bombing assault in history. In the meantime, 20,000 Marines were loaded onto landing craft to await the completion of the bombardment to commence landing. After this earth-shattering barrage, the Marines landed. Nearly the entire first assault wave had landed before they experienced any gunfire from the Japanese. The Japanese commander was General Kuribayashi, a very smart and capable leader. After the Marines were on the island, the Japanese opened up with everything they had and the slaughter was fantastic. The Japanese had dug 11 mile of tunnels on the island, especially on the extinct volcano named Suribachi on the south side of the island. All of these tunnels were bomb proof meaning the naval bombardment had hardly any effect. This mutual slaughter continued until February 23 when a Marine platoon fought its way to the peak of Suribachi and raised an American flag. All the troops below yelled, screamed and cried, the assault ships blew their horns and whistles and the Secretary of the US Navy, James Forestall said “This action will ensure the US Marines for 500 years.” This is the first and only battle where the casualties of the American forces exceeded those of the enemy. The only difference is the Americans had about 6,800 killed and 19,000 wounded where there were only 217 Japanese survivors out of 18,400 in this battle. When General Kuribayashi sent his last message to Tokyo he said “We have not eaten or drank in five days, our weapons have been destroyed, but out spirits are high. We will launch out last attack tonight. May Japan exist for a thousand years.” Sure enough, he led a night assault that was crushed by the Marines. The remains of General Kuribayashi was never identified.

There were 28 Medals of Honor given in this battle, most of them posthumously. That represents 85% of all Medals of Honor given to US Navy/US Marines in the entire war.

By the way, the average age of the combat Marines in this action was 19.7.

This Date in History February 25


1779 A few days earlier American Patriot George Rogers Clark departed the small village of Kaskaskia on the Mississippi River with 175 militia and a few French mercenaries to capture Fort Sackville near present day Vincennes, Indiana. After wading through icy cold water Clark’s men arrived at the fort from a direction that was unexpected by the British army inside. Clark called for the surrender of the fort from the British commander who refused. Then Clark personally brought five Indians that he and his group had captured along the way, out in front of the fort and Clark personally hacked them all to death and disemboweled them with a tomahawk. Clark then called again for a surrender which was readily accepted. There were just over ninety British soldiers and their families in the fort. The success of this raid put the British between a rock and a hard place in that area because the French settlers realized that they could not depend on the British military to defend them and sided with the Patriots. George Roger Clark again was one of those little known hard-asses for the Patriots that had he not been where he was when he was, things may have turned out differently.


1576 On this date the head of then Roman Catholic Church, Pope Pius VI ex-communicated the Queen of England, Elizabeth I and told the English Catholics that they did not have to obey Elizabeth any longer. Elizabeth really did not care because her father, Henry VIII got fed up with the pope interfering with the affairs of the English crown and he formed his own church, a protestant church known as the Anglican Church or the Church of England. The only difference between the Catholic Church and the Anglican Church was the Pope was head of the Catholics and the King/Queen was the head of the Anglicans. Not a hell of a lot of difference for the faithful. Elizabeth did not have to stress that the English subjects had better abide by the rule of the queen or they would meet a date in a dungeon somewhere or meet a big guy with a big axe and a black hood over his head. Elizabeth proved to be one of the greatest monarchs in the history of western man.

Famous quotes:

Some people see things that are and ask why, others see things that are not and ask why, others have to go to work and don’t have time for all that bullshit.”
                                                George Carlin

Good soldiers decide that they will be killed in battle and lose their fear. Then they can kill with no compassion and no remorse. All wars depend on it.”
                                               George Patton

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Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Wednesday OYSTERS

                Musings and History

Quote of the day:
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it is important.”
                                         Eugene McCarthy

One of my female subscribers bitched me out about my prologues here lately. She said they needed more “bite” to them. These prologues should get the job done.

The TV series “Band of Brothers” was about the 101st Airborne, “Easy” company in particular, in basic paratrooper training at Camp Toccoa, Georgia. One of the obstacles that the trainees had to conquer was a nearby mountain named Currahee by the Creek Indians. All training units had to run up and down that mountain several times during their training curriculum. The running of that course was exceptionally grueling and the 101st adopted the word Currahee as their motto. A while back a member of the 101st was wounded by a roadside bomb in Iraq. It took off both legs and did something to his mind. He became essentially a zombie. He lay in bed, looking but not seeing, listening but not hearing, eating and drinking but not tasting, etc. His mother and father came to his bedside and were with him constantly getting no response

This warrior was visited by General Petraus who was the commander of the 101st at one point in his career. He spoke to the wounded man for several minutes to no avail. He turned to leave but at the last minute the General turned and said in a loud voice “CURRAHEE” and the warrior’s leg stumps began moving and soon he sat bolt upright in the bed and acknowledged those around him. A few weeks later General Petraus visited this man once again and they grabbed and hugged each other with tears flowing. A year later the warrior is moving around very well with artificial limbs and has recovered all of his communication skills. By the way, Currahee means “Stand alone” in Creek. God works in mysterious ways, y’all.


Months ago I met an old friend that I had not seen in a couple of years and we got re-acquainted. He told me that his wife of 47 years had mysteriously died about and he was at a loss as to how to live with the grief. He said that she knew the end was coming by the things she said and preparations she made. One morning she got up a showered and dressed for work. She told my friend that she was going to lay down on the couch and take a short nap before going to work. She never woke up. The doctors could not find a thing wrong with her except her heart just stopped. I did not pursue that because he got a little choked up talking about it. He said a little later on he was standing in the bathroom shaving when he saw his wife in the mirror standing behind him, she was radiant. He turned around and they hugged and he asked how she got there. She said that she was allowed this one visit and told him that it was time for him to get on with his life and stop grieving as best he could. He said he closed his eyes in tears and when he opened them she was gone. I do not know where reality lies here except that it is certainly real in the mind of my friend and that is all I need to know. God works in mys...well, you know.

This Date in History February 24

1836 On this date the commander of the Texas Militia, a South Carolinian named William Travis, sent out a plea for help to his embattled troops trapped in an old Spanish Mission named the Alamo in the city of San Antonio de Bexar, or San Antonio as it is known today. Colonel Travis sent a note to “The people of Texas” to come to the assistance of about 220 Militia along with volunteers under the command of Jim Bowie and another group under Davy Crockett. Travis sent his friend from the same area of South Carolina as he named James Bonham out carrying the message. Bonham was able to sneak out and sneak back in with 30 volunteers from Gonzales, Texas. But even with this help they were surrounded by a Mexican army of over 2,000 against a force of about 237 Patriots. Travis had ended the note he sent with Bonham stating those immortal words “victory or death”. The Mexican army under General Santa Anna kept tightening the noose and finally launched a night assault in early March and Santa Anna ordered “take no prisoners” and they stormed the Alamo and killed everyone to a man. The next encounter was the Texas Militia, commanded by Sam Houston, against Santa Anna southwest of Houston at a place called San Jacinto. But that is another story.

1981 On this date socialite Jean Harris is convicted of murdering Dr. Herman Tarnower. Tarnower was the author of the bestselling book titled The Scarsdale Diet. Harris and Tarnower had been lovers/companions since 1966 in spite of the fact that Harris was the superintendent of a fancy-schmantzy girl’s school in Virginia. Tarnower was a notorious womanizer but in spite of that Harris helped Tarnower write his book. Tarnower had vaguely promised Harris that he would eventually marry the 56 year old Harris but never did, and then one day Harris found out that Tarnower was going to dump her for a younger woman. Harris, accompanied by a .32 caliber revolver, jumped into her car and headed for Tarnower’s house in Westchester County, New York. Upon arrival at Tarnower’s house Harris let herself in with her key, went upstairs to Tarnower’s bedroom and confronted him. Here is where things get a little fuzzy. Harris said she went up there to commit suicide and Tarnower tried to wrestle the gun away from her and it went off killing Tarnower making it an accident. The only problem was that Tarnower was shot four times in the abdomen at very close range with the wounds very close together. The jury did not buy the accident scenario and convicted Harris of first degree murder and gave her life in prison. Harris was a model prisoner and wrote a book about how women prisoners are treated titled “They Always Call Us Ladies”. Governor Mario Cuomo commuted her sentence in 1992 and upon her release she continued her campaign for better treatment of female prisoners. I have said it a million times, men have been putting up with rejection for centuries but if a woman gets rejected...look out. I have been asked why I say this and here is the answer. If you go to a dance, any dance, you will see men ask women to dance and get rejected and he just moves on to the next one. But if a woman asks a man to dance and he says no, the woman gets really pissed off and stalks away. I know what I am talking about here.

Born today:

1500 Roman Emperor Charles V. He said “Name me an emperor that has ever been struck by a cannonball.” Hey Chuck, don’t you know that old men start wars and young men fight them?

1940 Scottish soccer player Denis Law. He said “Whoever wins today wins the championship not matter who wins.” Denis, shut up.

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Monday, February 22, 2016

Tuesday OYSTERS

Musings and History

Quote of the day:
Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.”
                                         Harold Wilson

A while back an Oriental man flew into Sydney, Australia from Beijing to visit his girlfriend that he had broken up with a year before. She met him at the airport and took him to her apartment for a bite to eat. As you might suspect, she made some soup. Orientals are big on soups. Without his knowledge, she loaded four sleeping pills into his soup and very soon he was taking a nap that was close to a coma. She took off all of his and her clothes and sat down straddle of his chest facing his head. She produced a butcher knife and stabbed him in the jaw just nicking the aorta and again in the upper arm. She then turned around facing his feet and exorcised any and all appendages below his crotch. She was not done yet. She remained seated until this man bled out and was arrested. I have heard that “hell hath no fury” statement before, but girl, lighten up, it had been a year for crying out loud. Now you are going to spend life without parole in the joint for premeditated murder, at least that is what it would be here in the land of the free and the home of the brave.

84 year old Carol Knight was opening up her restaurant in Johnston, South Carolina (been there, farming community) when a 55 year old man that was a convicted sex offender walked into the restaurant and told Carol that this was a hold up. Carol made the mistake of not believing him and laughed. This enraged the intruder and he began beating the crap out of Carol yelling “give me the money”. Carol knew that she did not have a chance but she began fighting back the best she could. She took several blows that cost her black eyes and cut lips. I am sure she will heal physically, but not mentally. She still says that she has nightmares about the intruder. Eventually an employee came to work and saw the blood and called 911. The intruder was arrested and is spending much time in the Saluda County Jail with no bail available. I want all of you to close your eyes and imagine your mother or grandmother trying to scratch out a living with her restaurant in small town South Carolina and this happening to them. What would you do if you got to this animal first? I don’t want to think about it….yes I do.

This Date in History February 23

1778 On this date the Prussian Baron Frederich von Steuben joined General George Washington in Valley Forge, Pennsylvania. The Baron had been recommended by the French minister of war to Benjamin Franklin. Franklin, in turn recommends him to George Washington. Baron von Steuben was the son of a famous Prussian General and became an officer in the Prussian army himself at the age of 17. Frederich proved to be an able officer and distinguished himself in combat more than once and was promoted rapidly from the infantry to the general staff of the King of Prussia, Frederick the Great. For reasons unknown, after reaching the rank of captain he was discharged from the army. I might be able to shed some light on this event. He was a flaming homosexual albeit a brilliant military commander and would hold staff meeting on a regular basis that was attended by all the younger officers. Toward the end of the meeting the King would walk by and drop a handkerchief in one of his younger officer’s lap. This officer had the duty to stay an extra hour with the King after the meeting was ended. Perhaps Frederich von Steuben finally resisted the advances of the King, who knows. Anyway, almost immediately after arriving at Valley Forge he began intensive training of the troops emphasizing rock-hard discipline. He also educated the troops on simple hygiene. The American troops knew nothing about this and therefore many troops were lost to disease. He insisted that the latrines be on the opposite side of the camp than the eating facility. But in fact, the troops had no latrines at all; they just took care of business wherever they felt like it. Frederich also insisted that the latrines be on a down slope away form the camp. Eventually the American troops departed Valley Forge a proud and competent fighting machine. Frederich did not speak English but did speak French so Alexander Hamilton and Nathaniel Greene interpreted his French into English. He authored a handbook for the American military parts of which are still in use to this day. The arrival of this man into the America army was none too soon. The American army had been having its ass handed to it for two years and the morale was very low. But now the pendulum began to swing the other way and our independence was finally on the horizon.

1940 After years on the back roads and railroads of America during the grinding depression of the 1930’s, on this date Woody Guthrie wrote the song “This Land is Your Land”. Woody was born in Okemah, Oklahoma in 1912. When the depression came in 1929, Woody and millions of others hit the road looking for work and whatever they could find to stay alive. It was during this time that Woody wrote many, many songs about the poor and downtrodden during this trying time. In 1937 he went to California to try to become a country/western singing star. He appeared on a few radio programs singing traditional folk songs. But eventually he was able to do some of his own songs and that put him on the charts. He became the chronicler of the people that had been through the depression and his words and music showed that he had been there and done that. His success took him to New York City but WWII broke out and his career was put on hold while he was in the Merchant Marine. After the war he returned to NYC and tried to resurrect his career and again he was on his way up when in 1954 he was struck down with Huntington’s disease. This was the same illness that took his mother’s life. While bedridden he was visited by many musicians among which was Bob Dylan. Woody died in 1967 in New York City and was cremated with his ashes being spread across New York City. His home town of Okemah, Oklahoma put up a headstone with his name on it anyway. Many have tried to copy Woody’s style and music, few if any have succeeded.

Born today:

1824 US writer George William Curtis. He said about one of his rivals “He is so old his blood type has been discontinued.” I am A+ and don’t y'all forget it.

1914 US actor Zachary Scott. He said “As you grow older the only things you regret is the things you didn’t do.” This is why I am burning the candle at both ends, y’all.

1928 US writer Michael Harrington. He said “Clothes make the poor invisible. America has the best dressed poverty the world has ever known.” I have never thought of that. Get picture in your mind of the people in poverty in India and how they dress.

Died today:

1998 US comic Henny Youngman. He said “I read where drinking shortens your life, so I gave up reading.” I miss Henny...George Burns too.


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Sunday, February 21, 2016

Monday OYSTERS

I fixed my trusty laptop


Good morning,

Quote of the day:
When asked about running for governor of California he said, “It was the most difficult decision of my life, except in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax.”
                              Arnold Schwarzenegger

Three men tried to rob a man from Georgia that was staying in a North Charleston, SC motel. They did not want his car, his briefcase, cell phone, laptop, money, watch, etc. They wanted his dog. According to the police the dog was just a mutt with no particularly outstanding traits except it looked like a pit bull. It is obvious what this is all about. The three have interests in dog fighting. I will let it go at that.

After a three month investigation by federal and local authorities a raid on a house in a quiet community in a middle income neighborhood in Charlotte, NC yielded 400 pounds of pot and $1 million in cash. Five Latinos were arrested on site three of which were illegal aliens from Mexico. So what else is new?

Last Friday a 37 year old woman over in Gastonia, NC rammed a police cruiser and kept going like nothing had happened. The cops finally got her stopped and tested her for alcohol and then arrested her for DWI. The cops knew this girl by her first name; this was her seventh arrest for DWI. The cops knew that her license had been revoked long ago and asked her where she got the car. She said that she took her husband’s car without his knowledge for a quick trip to the liquor store.

           This Date in History  February 22

1777 On this date Georgia heavyweight politico Archibald Bulloch is found dead under mysterious circumstances. The ongoing opinion was that he was poisoned. Bulloch was born in Charleston, South Carolina in 1730 to a minister father named James, and a Puritan mother named Jean. Bulloch was educated at the College of South Carolina Law School (present day University of South Carolina) and opened a law practice in Charleston. In 1764 Bulloch moved to Savannah, Georgia and married Mary De Veaux, the daughter of a powerful judge and landowner. Bulloch began dabbling politics and was elected to the Georgia Commons House of Assembly in 1768 and eventually into the Continental Congress in 1775. In 1776 when it became obvious that Georgia would be invaded by the British, Bulloch was elected 1st President and commander of the Georgia Militia and gave him essentially Carte Blanche to do what he wanted to combat the English invaders. He was given what were essentially dictatorial powers. It was soon thereafter he showed up dead. The reason and cause of his death was never determined. Bulloch was the great-great- grandfather of United States President Theodore Roosevelt. Teddy named his first son Archibald in honor of his ancestor. Bulloch County, Georgia is also named in his honor.

1819 Finally the disposition of the lands in Florida is determined on this date. Spanish Minister Don Luis du Onis meets with American minister John Quincy Adams and signs over Florida to the United States. The United States received these lands just for the debts owed by Spanish to the settlers. Spain had a claim on Florida ever since the days of Pensacola and Saint Augustine settlements in the 16th century.

By the way, Saint Augustine advertises itself as the oldest continuously occupied European city in the USA.  It was founded in 1565.  Pensacola was founded in 1559 but a hurricane wiped it out three years later and the site was abandoned.

1847 The United States and Mexico had been squabbling over the ownership of Texas for several years. Finally, President James K, Polk who believed heavily in western expansion for the United States sends the US Army into Mexico. A 15,000 man Mexican army commanded by General Santa Anna meets up with the recently landed 5,000 man America army commanded by General Zachary Taylor at Angostura Pass and the first day of the Battle of Buena Vista began. Santa Anna sent over an emissary under a flag of truce demanding the surrender of the Americans. In typical Taylor fashion he responded with “Tell the son-of–a-bitch to go to hell.” Santa Anna began a two pronged attack on Taylor’s position. Taylor organized the greater majority of his artillery onto one of the prongs. One of the commanders of an artillery unit was “Stonewall” Jackson. Taylor then sent Colonel Jefferson Davis and his hawk-eyed Mississippi sharpshooters to attack the other prong. We all recognize Jefferson Davis as later on being the President of the Confederacy. Well, the American artillery on the left flank and the sharpshooters on the right flank lay down a blistering fusillade and Santa Anna decided to retreat. Apparently Santa Anna did not learn his lesson because he again confronts Zachary “Old Rough and Ready” Taylor at the Battle of Monterrey and has his ass handed to him even though he has Taylor outnumbered. In 1848 Zachary Taylor running as a Whig defeated the Democratic nominee for President of the United States. And 13 years after that Jefferson Davis became the President of the Confederate States of America.

2006 On this date the largest robbery in the history of Great Britain occurs at the Kent bank depot. This evening two men dressed as policemen grab Securitis Bank president Colin Dixon as he was leaving the bank and persuade him to get into the car with them. They then drive to Dixon’s home and kidnap his wife and son and drive to a remote barn and a third person takes the wife and child into the barn and then reassured Colin Dixon that they would kill his wife and child if he did not cooperate. They go back to the bank and Dixon leads the other two through the bank’s security system and the two robbers tied up and gagged 14 other bank employees. They then load 53 million pounds into a van and drive away. The take was the equivalent of about 107 million US Dollars. Eventually one of the banks workers got loose and notified the police. The police put out a net for the robbers but to no avail because most of the loot was in used bills. The bank put out a reward of 2 million pounds with no takers. There were a few people arrested but they were all released. The police were able to recover only 20 million pounds but the majority of the loot is still out there.

1942 Things did not look good for the allied forces in the Philippines. The Japanese were running rampant across the Island of Luzon and were forcing the American army into a smaller and smaller perimeter ending up on the Bataan Peninsula. At this point the Commander of the American forces, General Douglas MacArthur, was ordered out of the Philippines by the President of the United States Franklin Roosevelt. MacArthur hesitated at first as he was prepared to fight to the last with his troops but on this date he conceded and boarded a PT-boat and was taken to New Guinea and eventually Australia where he began planning his return.

Born today:

1732 George Washington...The father of our country...I do not believe he was here at this point in time by accident.

1857 Robert Baden-Powell...The founder of the Boy Scouts...He said “A Scout always smiles and whistles no matter the circumstances.” Obviously Mr. Baden-Powell had never been involved in a divorce action.


1892 Edna St. Vincent Millay...American writer...She said “It is not true that
 life is one damn thing after another, it is the same damn thing over and
 over.” Obviously Ms. Millay has been involved in more than one divorce
 action.

1900 Luis Bunuel...Mexican film maker...He said “Thank God, I am still an atheist” No comment.

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Thursday, February 18, 2016

Friday OYSTERS

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Quote of the day:
A victory has many fathers, a defeat is an orphan.”
                     Sitting Bull, Lakota Sioux

I have a question. A 14 year old girl shows up pregnant, the circumstances are irrelevant. What is she supposed to do, if anything, according to Pro-Life advocates?

Speaking of telling others how to live, here is a very sad tale about a woman that was forced to live her life as directed by others...it killed her.

                         Cynthia Anne Parker

Cynthia Anne Parker was born in Crawford County, Illinois in 1826. When little Cynthia was seven years old, her family moved to east Texas to the headwaters of the Navasota River near present day Groesbeck, Texas. Groesbeck is a short distance SSE of Dallas and was in the very heart of Comanche country. By 1834 the extended Parker family had completed Fort Parker. When Cynthia Anne was ten years old a large party of Comanche warriors swept down on the fort and after killing 5 men, they kidnapped two women and three children. The kidnapped children were Cynthia Anne, her brother John and a cousin named James Plummer. I cannot find out what happened to John and James but Cynthia Anne spent nearly 25 years with the Comanche. Her Comanche name was Naduah (Someone found) and she married a Comanche warrior named Pohtocnocony or as the white man called him, Peta Nocona. Cynthia and Peta Nocona had two sons, Quanah (Fragrant) and Pecos (Peanuts) and one daughter named Topsannah (Prairie Flower). Cynthia’s husband, Peta Nacona, was eventually named chief of the tribe. In December of 1860 a troop of Texas Rangers, led by Captain Sullivan Ross, surrounded and captured a group of Comanche near the Pease River. Included in this group were Cynthia and her infant daughter Prairie Flower. After interviewing Cynthia many of the Rangers told Captain Ross that they thought it would be best for Cynthia to be allowed to rejoin her adopted Comanche family because she had spent so much time with them that they did not believe she could adapt to life with the whites. But Captain Ross had heard so many complaints about white children being kidnapped by that he thought it would be best for all concerned if they tried to rehabilitate her. Cynthia and Prairie Flower were sent to Camp Cooper where Cynthia was identified by an uncle named Isaac Parker. Isaac took Cynthia and Prairie Flower to his ranch near Birdville, Texas. The Texas legislature granted Cynthia a league of land which is equal to 4,428 acres and a pension of $100 per year for five years. Incidentally, most land grants given by the Mexican Government to the Anglo settlers in what later became Texas was a “labor and a league”. A labor was 177 acres that had water frontage and a league was land without water frontage. They also named her uncles Isaac and Benjamin Parker as her guardians. It did not help. Cynthia was terminally homesick and tried to escape several times. In 1862 Cynthia went to live with her brother Silas in Van Zandt County, Texas. Later Cynthia went to live with her sister Olrena. Just before the outbreak of the Civil War, the Parker family was in negotiation to send Cynthia back to live with her Comanche family in west Texas but unfortunately the war got in the way. To make things much worse, in 1864 Prairie Flower died of influenza. This was bad enough but what made Cynthia so unhappy was that she missed her sons and did not know what had happened to them. Anyway she wasted away and died in 1870 of malnutrition at the age of 44 because she refused to eat. After several movements of her body she was finally put to rest beside her son Quanah and her daughter Prairie Flower in Fort Sill, Oklahoma. Her son Quanah became a legend in the history of the American Indians and I will do a biography on him in the near future. The city of Quanah, Texas was named for him and the city of Nocona is named for Cynthia’s Comanche husband.

     This Date in History   February 19

1847 Back in August of 1846 a wagon train of 86 people arrived at Fort Bridger, Wyoming from Springfield, Illinois headed for California. The unofficial leader of the wagon train was George Donner. For some reason the wagon train chose to go on the recently blazed train known as the Hastings Cutoff rather than the tried and true California Trail blazed by Jim Bridger. They believed the new trail was shorter and would save time. The trail was a bit shorter but the terrain was much rougher and cost them time instead. In October the wagon train was caught on top of the Sierra Nevadas and the snows came locking them in. It was on this date that a rescue party from California reached what was left of the survivors. We all know what happened.

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