Thursday, July 31, 2014

Friday

Good morning,

Quote of the day:
 
In a letter to Sam Houston in February, 1836 Lt. Col. William Travis wrote in part:
"I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country — Victory or Death."
                         Travis was the commander at the Alamo
Can you imagine anyone in Washington today making such a statement?
 
I saw that jackass Geraldo Rivera being interviewed and he said that Israel should be ashamed about the children that were killed in Gaza by Israeli armaments and they should comply with all of Hamas' demands.  When asked about the 600 rockets/missiles that Hamas has sent into Israeli settlements he said that no Israeli child has been killed because of the "Iron Dome" protection.  Here is a question for you, Geraldo.  How many children were killed in the firebombing of Hamburg, Leipzig, Cologne, Osaka, Tokyo, Nagasaki, Hiroshima and many other cities?  The purpose of the bombing was to break the enemy's will to fight and that has to be the reason for Israel's response.  Geraldo, go read the history of warfare and the US in particular and then shut the hell up.    
 
 
                  
  Here is a biography of one of my favorite characters from history.

                 Ragnar “The Skull-Splitter” Lodbrok
Then exact time and place of the birth of Ragnar is unknown except that he was definitely a Dane. His name began showing up in Viking writings as being a member of the court of Danish king Horik beginning in about 814AD. Ragnar chose to wear pants made of animal skins, mostly wolf hide, gaining him the nickname “Hairy-breeches”. Ragnar had three sons who were believed to be adopted. They were Ubbe, Ivar the Boneless and Bjorn Ironsides. Ubbe was a scholar but Ivar and Bjorn ended up being mighty Viking warriors like Ragnar. Ragnar began regular raids on the lands bordering the North Sea including England and Ireland. After sailing down the English channel he eventually found the mouth of the Seine River. Ragnar decided to make major assault up the Seine and attack Paris. He gathered up about 120 dragon ships and 5,000 wild-eyed Viking warriors and off he went. When this fleet turned off the English Channel and started up the Seine, the head of the French military went to the king of France, Charles the Bald, and told him of the arrival of the Vikings. Charles ordered his military commander to go to the Monastery of St. Denis and protect it because of the known silver artifacts being stored there. When the Vikings arrived at the monastery, they disembarked and dragged ashore several hostages and slaughtered them with their terrible war axes beginning with a crashing blow to the top of the skulls of the hapless victims. Upon seeing this display of unbridled savagery, the French soldiers turned on their heels and headed back to the house. It was from this event that Ragnar received his nickname “The Skull Splitter”. After this bloodbath, Ragnar and the boys continue upstream toward Paris but Charles the Bald sent an emissary to ask Ragnar what it would take to get his young ass back to Denmark. Ragnar said 7,000 pounds of silver and after the extortion was paid, Ragnar went back to Denmark a hero. He eventually became the king of Denmark and part of Sweden. His ultimate place in history came with his attack and capture of Rouen, France. Some of his warriors liked this area of western France and stayed. They were known by the locals and themselves as the Northmen, this was eventually corrupted to Norman and the land they took command of was known as Normandy but they did absorb the French language. Ragnar was not through with Paris, eventually Ragnar and the king of Denmark came back and burned Paris to the ground in spite of yet another enormous ransom being paid. On another raid in the year 865, Ragnar and his troops ran into a storm entering the English Channel and were blown ashore in Northumbria, England. There he went to battle against the King of Northumbria and was defeated, one of the only battles he ever came close to losing. The King of Northumbria chose to execute Ragnar in a strange fashion. He threw him into a pit full of poisonous snakes and Ragnar went to Valhalla to be with the supreme Viking god Odin full of venom. After hearing this, Ragnar’s two sons Ivar and Bjorn came looking for the king of Northumbria with a special plan in mind. Finally, they brought the king of Northumbria to bay and captured and executed him. The method of execution was known as a “blood-eagle”. What happened is that Ragnar’s sons very carefully split open the ribs in the back of the king and pulled out his lungs to look like wings, thus “Blood-eagle”. Anyway, the sons of the Viking settlers in Normandy produced William the Conqueror about 200 years later and William took the crown of England by force in 1066. I can promise you that all of us who have ancestry in Western Europe have the blood of Ragnar the Skull Splitter and others like him flowing in our veins. After all, rape and pillage was their profession and they were good at it.

Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow



Thursday


Good morning,





Quote of the day:

Do not avoid your pain, do not run from your pain, embrace your pain for it is through the pain that your mission and dreams are realized.”

                                          G/Sgt. Pat Parker USMC



A while back I saw Harry Belafonte demonstrating in front of the state house in Tallahassee about the Zimmerman court decision. I personally don't put any on credence in those that find fault with what happened in Sanford. Trayvon Martin AND George Zimmerman received justice as specified in the United States Constitution and that is a trial by their peers. No one really knows what happened that night except George Zimmerman yet all of those people that were not there, have never seen any of the evidence nor heard any of the testimony suddenly know the decision was wrong. Here is a message to all of you dumb asses...we cannot have mobs making or reversing legal decisions because of differing opinions. If I commit a crime I want a jury to examine all the evidence and weigh all the testimony before rendering a decision...not a mob out on the street demonstrating just for the hell of it. Don't be any more stupid than you already are, Harry. I recall you testifying before Congress complaining about the movie industry not having as many black stars as you think they should. How stupid can you be, Harry? Congress cannot dictate to private enterprise who to hire or not hire. They cannot do that unless taxpayer money is involved...and I can assure you that the owner/mangers of these movie studios know better than to let that happen. Harry, you have a right to peacefully demonstrate no matter how stupid it makes you look...but mob rule will never happen here in the land of the free and the home of the brave...perhaps you should go back to the Windward Islands whence you came and look for mob rule there. By the way, the Latinos have you outnumbered here. I know you are going to be in Beaufort, SC when those black teenagers go on trial for murdering a 16 month old Latino infant and severely wounding the mother. I know you will because you see the injustice there...don't you? I will look forward to seeing you and all your fellow fun seekers on TV. Since this writing the two black teenagers were tried and convicted of murder and sentenced to life without parole. I did not see that jackass Harry or any other of those protesters after that court decision. I wonder why. Surely it is not because of racial prejudice...is it? But may Harry and those other jackasses think it is OK...after all it was a black killing Latinoes rather than vice-verse like it was in Sanford....Day-oh...Daayyy-oh.





This past weekend down in Anderson, SC there was a killing. There is a late night joint there that finally closed the doors at about 4:30AM on Saturday morning. There evidently been a hell of a fight inside and a someone reported that one of the fighters flashed a gun. The owner and a couple of bouncers ran every body out and tried to hold them in the parking lot for the police. One pickup truck with a female driver and a male companion tried to escape and almost ran over one of the “security guards”. The guard was armed, y'all...and he fired a couple of rounds at the pickup. Very soon thereafter the truck hit a tree. The cops found that both the driver and the passenger had been hit...the female was dead at the wheel. The passenger will live...but it was found that he was also armed. What kind of club is that?



Up in Asheville, NC for 35 years they have held a three day street party this time of year. It was held this past weekend and this was the last one. The city fathers decided decided not to cough up the $450,00 to finance this shindig...even though it attracted thousands of visitors and millions of dollars. In the later years the festival was plagued with gangs harassing and robbing the festival goers and “street preachers” on many corners telling everyone about their sins in spite of beer, wine and booze flowing like the French Broad river. The party goers and the preachers had verbal exchanges that almost reached the boiling point. A lot of people believe that it was this evangelism, especially anti-gay signs and subjects of sermons that doomed the festival named Bele Chere. Many people are glad it is over so these problems will disappear, not be resolved...disappear. It is my belief that my religion and association with my God is a personal issue... my God and I will resolve issues in my life and no one else is included. Does that make me an infidel? No one can answer that...you would be playing God...and believe me, you ain't qualified.



This Date in History July 31





1777 On this date a 19 year old Frenchman named Marquis de Lafayette joined George Washington’s Continental army as a Major General. Earlier Continental Congress secret envoy to France, Silas Deane had persuaded French military expert Baron Johan De Kalb and his protegee Marquis de Lafayette to offer their services to the fledgling United States in its war with England. The ruling monarch of France was King Louis XVI and he knew that any support sent to the colonies by France would result in war with England and forbade DeKalb and Lafayette from donating their expertise. In fact the British demanded at the ship Lafayette was aboard to be captured and Lafayette imprisoned. This in fact did happen but Lafayette escaped and boarded another ship that was able to evade the pursuing British ships. Lafayette finally arrived in South Carolina and made his way north and met up with Washington. The Continental Congress was reluctant to bestow such a rank on such a young man but Washington’s influence prevailed and Lafayette was given the rank. Lafayette served with distinction at the Battles of Brandywine, Monmouth and Rhode Island. After the United States and France signed a treaty, as expected, England declared war on France. This disturbed Lafayette and he requested to return to his homeland and see what Louis XVI had in mind for him in the war against England. He returned to France but came back to the United States and joined with Washington once again. He was at Yorktown, Virginia when British General Charles Cornwallis and his entire army were forced to surrender which virtually assure a Patriot victory in their war for independence. In fact, it was Lafayette that cut off the retreat of Cornwallis’ army forcing his surrender. After this, Lafayette returned to France to offer his services to that nation in turmoil.



1975 The leader of the powerful Teamsters Union of America, Jimmy Hoffa, is reported missing in Detroit. Jimmy had been waiting in the back seat of his Cadillac in front of the Red Fox restaurant in suburban Detroit one minute and the next minute both Jimmy, his driver and the Cadillac were gone. Jimmy had gone to jail for jury tampering for 8 years and while he was gone, his second in command in the Union Jim Fitzsimmons moved in and was elected President. This precisely what Hoffa had ordered not to happen. Hoffa wanted to remain President and run the Union from a jail cell. After he got out of jail, he went on a campaign to regain control of the Teamsters. Jimmy had some murky dealings with organized crime but nothing specific was ever determined. He finally was re-elected as President of the Union but Fitzsimmons and his followers were not pleased and the word on the street was that organized crime felt that Jimmy had become a threat. So it could have either or both that sent Jimmy to where he is today and has never been found. The most popular theory is that he was killed and his corpse was encased in one of the 8 foot diameter concrete columns that were under construction building the Meadowlands arena in New Jersey. I don’t think we will ever know what happened to Jimmy.



1715 On July 5 10 Spanish galleons and 1 French frigate departed Havana, Cuba loaded to the scuppers with Maya and Inca gold and silver headed for Europe. The Spanish ships hugged the Florida shore while the French ship sail further off shore. On this date when the Spanish ship were somewhere between Cape Canaveral and Fort Pierce, Florida a hurricane struck and all 10 of the Spanish ships were sunk spilling tons of gold and silver on the ocean floor. The French ship was able to ride out the storm with minimum damage. Later salvage boats from Cuba recovered 80% of the booty but the rest of it lay on the bottom until the early 1960’s when the rest of the treasure was salvaged.



Born today:



1912 US writer Irv Kupcinet. He said “What can you say about a civilization that says God id dead and Elvis is alive.” Hey Irv, do you meant that Elvis is not alive and working at a Dairy Queen in Kalamazoo, Michigan?



1919 US Sports announcer Curt Gowdy. At an automobile race he said “If there is a pile-up they might have to give some of the driver’s artificial insemination.” That may be good for Danica Patrick, Curt, but I had rather have artificial respiration.



1921 US racial advocate Whitney Young. He said “It is better to prepare for an opportunity and not have one than to not be prepared and have an opportunity.” You are right, Whitney, that is why I have Viagra, Cialis and Levitra in a capsule holder on my key chain, for what good it does.



Died today:



1928 US writer Michael Harrington. He said “If there is a technical advance and no social advance, there is almost automatically an increase in human misery.” I don’t get it Mike. What has the ATM machine, I-Pod and the cellular phone, etc. got to do with social well being?



Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow















Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Wednesday


Good morning,



Quote of the day:

Promise me you will always remember. You’re braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.”

                           Christopher Robin to Pooh Bear written by A.A. Milne

It would do all of us good to start the day by looking in the mirror and repeat this sentence.



Yesterday I decided to stay home and take advantage of my movie library. I also felt in a very romantic mood so I watched “Mississippi Burning” (Gene Hackman), “Dirty Harry” (Clint Eastwood), “Gladiator” (Russell Crowe) and “Saving Private Ryan” (Tom Hanks).



A few days ago I gave y'all a small outline of “The Iliad” by Homer which was a tale of the Trojan War. Now here is an outline of “The Odyssey” also by Homer which is a tale about the adventures of Odysseus, the king of Ithaca on his way back home from Troy. Odysseus had many adventure as told by Homer that involved much of Greek mythology including various Gods and Goddesses. He and his sailors encountered Circe, Calypso, Neptune, Polyphemus the Cyclops, Zeus, Hera, etc. The Cyclops was the son of Neptune and had captured Odysseus and his crew. They escaped by stabbing the Cyclops in his one and only mid-forehead eye and sailed away. Neptune found out about this and since he was the God of the seas, he sent a storm that destroyed Odysseus' ship(s) and all were killed except Odysseus. He washed ashore on an island whose only occupant was Calypso. This girl was a Goddess and therefore immortal, she was also a stone fox and very, very sexually active. Odysseus stayed with this lovely child for seven years. She offered this man immortality and sex forever. He finally began looking out to sea longing for Ithaca and his wife and son. Calypso did not want Odysseus to leave but Gods higher up directed her to release him. She gave him food, water and allowed him to build a raft and off he went. Through a series of other adventures he finally arrived on the shores near his kingdom, he had been gone 20 years. There is an island in the Aegean Sea named Ithaka, by the way. The really strange thing is that in the book Odysseus said that Venus was just above the horizon at dawn and there was a solar eclipse and a new moon on the day Odysseus landed. Astronomers figure out that this was sometime in mid-April in the year 1197BC which is exactly when Homer said it was. It is difficult for me to believe that Homer had known about the time and location of Venus, a solar eclipse and the moon phase 300 years earlier. The remainder of this tale as to how Odysseus recovered his kingdom is a tale in its own and is worthy of your enjoyment. In Homer's days no one read books like this, just a chosen few would narrate these books to assembled crowds. Every adventure of Odysseus was separate book. After completion of all these adventures Homer editorialized by saying that even immortality and a willing beautiful woman for eternity does not equal a wife and family. Homer also surmised that without the fear of death there could be no courage and bravery. Think about that y'all.



When I was in the air traffic control business one of the most used procedures was a “visual approach”. This involves the air traffic controller guiding the plane into a position where the pilot could see the airport and the landing runway with enough distance and elevation to land himself. After all, to get a pilots license in the first place a potential pilot must make hundred of landings and takeoffs using visual information only. That crash in San Francisco was because the foreign pilot (and/or the co-pilot) saw the airport and the landing runway and was instructed to “Take over visually and complete the landing”. From that point they apparently had no concept of what elevation and distance they were from the end of the runway and overshot, landed long and fast...and crashed. The FAA has issued a directive that all foreign commercial airliners find the runway end using GPS rather than their visual information and judgment. That way they will know exactly how far they are from touchdown and adjust their elevation and speed appropriately. Another problem: Frequently pilots will be told things like “Follow the Delta Boeing 7-4-7 at 2 o'clock three miles, advise when you have it in sight”. When the pilot advises that he has the aircraft in sight he/she is told “Follow the 7-4-7 and contact the tower on freq....”). What is a foreign pilot going to do here? There are variations on this theme at different airports but judgment from the pilot is imperative. The FAA stated that there has been an unusually large number of aborted landing by foreign airlines at San Francisco because of bad pilot judgment of distance and elevation. It is apparent to me that foreign airline pilots are used to being radar guided by air traffic control to a point in line with the landing runway, and told what their altitude should be before letting them continue visually. That ain't the way it is here in the good ole USA, you have be a pilot not a bus driver. If you plan a trip involving a foreign airline and San Francisco...be afraid...be very afraid.



Your friend and mine Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County, Arizona made a recent appearance on “Good Morning America”. As expected Joe stood up on his hind legs and made his position perfectly clear. He said that if any immigration protestors blocked the doors of his prison he would have no problem arresting them all and showing them what the inside looked like for several days. He also said that he did not understand what all the hype was about. He said that it is against the law to enter this country illegally and the perpetrators should be punished to limit of the law. Like I said, I know what the hype is about; it is about Obama knowing that 26% of the vote that put him in the White House is the Latinos. What all the left wing media neglects to tell you is that the Mexican drug gangs and street gangs like MS-13 blend in with the avalanche of illegal immigrants including the juveniles. How are we supposed to tell the difference between those that want to make a better life and those that want to suck our blood? I feel no sympathy, y’all. Mexico is a lot older than the United States yet they have always been a society of the “haves and the have nots” with nothing in between inspired by unbridled corruption and domination since recorded history. Dominated by outside powers like Spain and France. It is true that the United States is a “nation of immigrants” or a “melting pot”. The difference is that our ancestors were invited and were not interlopers which instilled a sense of pride and loyalty. I would like to see a show of hands of those who believe that all of these illegal immigrants have the depth of Patriotism for this country that brings tears to your eyes as it does mine. It is not, and will not, be an eventuality.



During the American Civil War there were several units totally composed of recent immigrants, especially the Irish and Germans. They wanted to preserve this nation that had taken them in when they had nowhere else to go. I can assure you that you would not see that from the illegal Latinos. Theft and lawlessness is apparently a way of life for them for the most part, there are exceptions.



A few years ago I had planned to rent a house on the beach near Merida, Mexico which is about 80 miles west of Cancun. The owner was from New Mexico and he sent me a few tips to make my trip more enjoyable. One of his points was to never leave anything outside unattended or it would be stolen and petty theft is more or less tolerated. He said they would not break in but anything outside unattended was considered abandoned and fair game including beach towels and wash cloths left on a hand rail to dry out, etc. A grill was to be taken out, used, and then wait for it to cool off and take it back in…or else lose it.



I also had a friend in the engineering business that was assigned a project in Puerto Rico. After a while he found out the same philosophy of occasional petty theft would be tolerated by the local constabulary and they would say things like “The people that stole your stuff are probably a lot poorer than you.” My friend solved it by buying a trained Doberman...that got the job done.



This Date in History July 30



1780 On this date Patriot Colonel Isaac Shelby and his division of 600 infantry captured Fort Thicketty which was about 10 mile southeast of Cowpens, South Carolina. Shelby and his troops were able to capture the fort that was manned totally by Loyalists without firing a shot. Earlier Shelby was part and parcel of the Battle of Kings Mountain, North Carolina where British General Thomas Ferguson and his division of Loyalists were trapped on top of a small mountain in the King’s mountain range near the North Carolina/South Carolina border and the Patriots had the bottom of the mountain surrounded. Even though Ferguson and his troops surrendered, he and his troops were annihilated. With Ferguson on horse back, he raised a white hanky as a signal of surrender and said “I am an officer in his majesty’s army and will be treated with dignity and respect.” This comment was met with at least 8 musket balls and Ferguson was dead as fried chicken before he hit the ground. This action was caused by the slaughter of 200 Patriots a few weeks earlier that had surrendered to the infamous British Colonel Banaste Tarleton at the village of Waxhaw just south of present day Charlotte, NC and all were bayoneted and/or killed. Word of Shelby and his “over the mountain” men had reached the Loyalists at Fort Thicketty and they wanted no part of Shelby and company. Shelby went on down and defeated the British at the Battle of Cedar Springs (in the center of the present day city of Spartanburg, SC) and on down to the Battle of Musgrove Mill which is about 30 mile southwest of Spartanburg. Shelby and his “over the mountain” men were bloodthirsty and ruthless and everybody knew it, especially the Loyalists. The “over the mountain” men were those back country men that came down from the wilds of the Appalachian Mountains to kill the British and were good at it. Speaking of good at it, Shelby was born in Maryland and was involved in Pontiac’s War. He scalped his first Indian at the age of 13. The city of Shelby, North Carolina is named for this Patriot



1619 This date saw the first gathering of a legislative body in America. The House of Burgesses was founded in the choir section of the local church in Jamestown, Virginia. It had been 12 years since Jamestown had been founded and the financier of this expedition was The London Company, a group of investors, and they required a legislative body in the colony. 22 people were voted into office by the local adult males. The first thing they did was establish the minimum price for tobacco. Then they established a law defining what a person could and could not do on the Sabbath. These folks were very religious, ya’ll. By the way, in old English “Burgess” means “the public”.



1863 On this date Shoshone chief Pocatello signed the treaty of Box Elder Creek making the immigrants able to cross southern Idaho safely. At one time the Bannock Shoshone were one of the most powerful tribes on the Great Plains. But a white man’s disease called smallpox had swept through the tribe in the epidemic of 1781 decimating their number to the point that the fierce Blackfoot had pushed them off the plains and into the mountains. Then there came an even more dangerous group in the Lewis and Clark expedition carrying even more white man’s diseases. The Shoshone wanted to be friends with the white man so they could lay their hands on firearms to defeat the hated Blackfoot. But 50 years later the Shoshone finally realized that the white man was a much more dangerous threat than the Blackfoot but it was too late, the pioneers and settlers were well established along with the US Cavalry.



Born today:



1891 Baseball manager Casey Stengel. He said “The key to being a good manger is to keep those people that hate you away from those that are undecided.” Casey was funny.



Died today:



1784 French philosopher Denis Diderot. He said “All children are essentially criminal.” Tack onto that “especially those little monsters in restaurants sitting in a booster chair five feet from me screaming in their gravelly voices “NO I DON”T WANT THAT, I WANT ICE CREAM!!!!!” I have asked more than one waitress to go knock those brats out. They never do.



1975 Teamster boss Jimmy Hoffa. He had said “I don’t need bodyguards”. On this date Jimmy was sitting in his Cadillac outside of a restaurant near Detroit one minute and the next minute he, his car and driver disappeared from the planet and have never been found to this day. I don’t know Jimmy, but maybe a couple of means guys with 1911's close by might have prevented that. But for today, goodbye Jimmy wherever you are.



Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow




















Monday, July 28, 2014

Tuesday


Good morning,



Quote of the day:

It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but the hurt is much worse when you love someone and do not have the courage to tell them how you feel.”

Charles Swindoll



I have tried for years without success to tell Dolly Parton how much I care.



I have been reading the tales of arguably the greatest writer of all time and that being Homer. This great man was born somewhere on an island or on the shore of the Aegean Sea in the 8th Century BC. Homer is most famous for giving is The Iliad and The Odyssey. The Iliad is about The Trojan War. This war erupted when an entourage from the city of Troy (in present day Turkey) came to visit king Menelaus the king of Sparta, Greece. Included in the Trojans was a prince named Paris. Menelaus was married to a stone fox named Helen who was supposed to be the most beautiful woman in the world. During the visit Paris and Helen dug each other and had several trysts. When it came time for Paris to sail back to Troy, he persuaded Helen to go with him. Menelaus was insulted but was leaning toward finding another beauty to replace Helen but his brother Agamemnon, the king of Mycenae, saw it another way. He was extremely incensed at this insult of his brother that he began gathering a navy and soldiers to invade Troy. What happened during this war Homer mixed real things and events with mythology. There was mention of Achilles, Ajax and Hector among other that reside in Greek mythology, however there was indeed a city of Troy in southwest Turkey. A German archeologist uncovered the ruins of this city including a layer thick with ashes where it had been burned to the ground. This event was also mentioned by Homer in The Iliad. The Greeks besieged Troy for 10 years with no success until a plan was hatched by the Greek king of Ithaca named Odysseus (Ulysses in Roman mythology). It was Odysseus that conceived the large wooden horse with troops hidden inside and left the horse outside the gates of Troy. Then the Greeks sailed their ships out of sight over the horizon (about 16 miles) to convince the Trojans that they had given up and sailed for home. The Trojans bought the ruse and pulled the horse inside the gates. That night the Greeks sailed back to the shores of Troy and deployed their infantry. The troops inside the horse crawled out and opened the gates allowing their infantry inside. It was all over after that. What a stupendous feat of Homer's imagination is this tale. I will approach The Odyssey at a later date, it is richer in pure imagination than The Iliad .



I have been asked to repeat this tale.

Not long ago I had planned to go on my bi-yearly visit to Pensacola Beach, Florida for a month. There was a ploblem with my car (Nissan Maxima) and it looked like I would not be able to go. A good friend that was the owner of a Corvette and a Jeep Liberty offered the Jeep to me for my visit and I accepted. After the end of the trip I brought the Jeep back to her condo which is in the very center of downtown Greenville. Her location is also very near the gathering place of the homeless as is common with central cities. After I dropped the car off at her parking garage I called a friend to come and take me home. I had a few things in the Jeep that I put into a garbage bag and went outside to wait on my ride. The street that her condo was on is on the main path of the homeless to and from downtown. I was standing there bag in hand and an obviously homeless man came toward me with an banana sandwich dripping with mayonaise. He stopped in front of me and said “Have your eaten today?”...and pushed his sandwich toward me.” I was baffled for a second until I realized that he thought I was homeless because I was standing on the sidewalk with a garbage bag and he was willing to share his banana sandwich with me. Think about this, y'all...think a lot about it.



A while back I got into a discussion with this woman about money. She started patronizing me with questions like “Do you know the difference between rich and wealthy?” I said that I didn't really give a damn and she continued with “Rich is those that have assets today...wealthy is when you have assets that continue.” I finally had enough and asked her “If I were to walk into the University of Ankara (Turkey) and asked anyone if they knew who Mark Hopkins, J.P Morgan or other rich Americans or did they know who Socrates, Plato, Aristotle, Homer, Galileo, Isaac Newton, etc. were? What would be their answer?”. I continued with “At one time when the railroads in America were being built the largest steel maker in the world was a Scotsman that had immigrated to the US. He ended up as being the richest (wealthiest) man in the world. It was Andrew Carnegie. I have written a biography on him. He built a lot of libraries and concert halls with his money but he is dead and so is all of his gigantic steel mills in and around Pittsburgh. It is very unlikely that the people in the University of Ankara would have ever heard of him. It is people's inventive and creative thoughts that make them remembered...not the jingle in their change purses. She and I were casually looking at a woman's high end (naturally) clothing magazine and I pointed out a dress that I thought was pretty and she said “If my boyfriend were to come and pick me up wearing that he would say 'I will just wait in the car while you change clothes.'” I was stunned...she has to anticipate what this jackass approves of and wear that so he will be will not be offended. Who is rich (wealthy) and who is poor here?



Here is possible situations that I would be interested in hearing anyone's response to:



A person (either man or woman) has just left driving a car after having dinner including a glass of wine. This person suffers a stroke that also effects their speech. The person drives erratically and hits a tree. The cops arrive on the scene and try to question the person but all they get is mumblings and the smell of alcohol. The driver is uninjured otherwise. Will the cops take this person to the emergency room or the drunk tank?



A person has just left in a car after having dinner including one scotch and water. The person is hypoglycemic which is essentially the reverse of being a diabetic. If any of you saw the movie “Steel Magnolias” Julia Roberts was hypoglycemic as is my middle daughter. It is possible if not probably that if this person does not pay close attention to what their sugar intake is they could collapse into a semi-consciousness very quickly. If a person with this affliction hits a tree, would the cops be able to identify the illness and rush them to the emergency room, force feed them some orange juice...or take them to the drunk tank?



There are many, many debilitating conditions that would make a driver appear to hammered. Are the cops trained to identify these illnesses?...I know a emergency response team could, but the cops are first on the scene and it would be they that call for an ambulance if they felt it was needed. Otherwise in Greenville, SC...you are headed downtown to the joint.



It wasn't too long ago that a man was walking across the parking lot of the Detention Center here in Greenville carrying a paint gun...it was at night. A cop saw him and and assuming he had a firearm and yelled at another cop and both of them got behind a cruiser, pulled their weapons and ordered the man to halt. He did not halt and the cops capped him. It was found out later that the cops saw what they thought was a weapon (paint gun) and assumed the worst. It was revealed that the dead man was partially deaf and did not speak English very well anyway. He is dead for these shortcomings...not to mention the arrogance and attitude of the cops. This event has been frantically swept under Greenville's carpets.



Don't get me wrong. I prefer the world with the cops than without. What set me off was a while back a cop and I were in conference with a judge and I said “I can't do a roadside sobriety test involving my feet because I am a diabetic and haven't really felt my feet in ten years.” This is a very common problem with diabetics. The dumb-ass cops said “Well if you can't feel your feet how do you walk at all?” He has no clue as to the symptoms of this and other physical infirmities. This “person” works for me, not vice-versa yet he felt like he could be a smart-ass and call me a liar any time he felt like it. This cops knows as much about human illnesses as I do about being an astrophysicist...yet he is out there “protecting and serving”. As far as that jackass is concerned it isn't “protecting and serving”...it is “us against them”. God help the people described in the above situations if this cop was involved because they would be taken...well...you know.

Any comments welcome.



A while back a woman named Anna Mae Bullock renounced her American citizenship and became a citizen of Switzerland. Then later on she married a man that was 16 years her junior. She is 72 years old and even at her age she has great legs. She was known as Tina Turner at one time but since she is no longer an American and was made a multi-millionaire taking American's money...she is back to being Anna Mae Bullock from Brownsville, Tennessee.



This Date in History July 29



1588 A few years earlier Queen Elizabeth I of England had sent her most able sea captain in Sir Francis Drake out to harass Spain, England’s worst enemy at the time. Drake did not disappoint. He caught the Spanish fleet at anchor in Cadiz, Spain and sent in ships that were on fire into the fleet and bombarded them with long range artillery. This attack delayed by one year King Phillip of Spain’s attempt at the control of the English Channel and therefore controlling England’s commerce. Drake’s attack also alerted England to Spain’s intentions. Queen Elizabeth had sent monetary aid and supplies to some of the Dutch colonies that were rebelling against Spain’s attempt to occupy those lands. Eventually, King Phillip of Spain got his fleet together to the tune of 130 ships containing 8,000 guns manned by 2,000 sailors and 20,000 infantry. This fleet was known as the “Great Armada” but later it was known as the Spanish Armada. Anyway, the fleet left Spain headed for the English Channel in a line of ships eight miles long. The delay had allowed the English fleet almost a year to prepare and when the Spanish Armada arrived in the English Channel the English were ready. The English ships were not a fast as the Spanish ships but they were a lot more rugged, especially in rough seas, and had cannon with a lot longer range. As you might suspect, the English ships stood off out of range of the Spanish ships and bombarded the hell out them. Then the worst possible thing happened for the Spanish Armada. A typical English Channel storm arrived unexpectedly and the mighty Spanish Armada was forced to seek shelter in a small bay near Calais, France where they anchored down to ride out the storm. The English fleet, Sir Charles Howard and Sir Francis Drake commanding, waited until the storm abated and on this date they sealed off the mouth of the bay the Spanish Fleet had occupied and again bombarded the hell out of them and sent in, you guessed it, fire ships meant to set fire to the Armada. After that it was every Spanish ship for himself and the ships left that bay the best way they could. Most of the ships did escape from the bay but they were not in formation and disorganized, the English were waiting and picked them off one at a time. Not only that the wind shifted and the Spanish Fleet had no chance to sail back to Spain and many of them crashed on the shores of Scotland with the English fleet in hot pursuit. The English fleet turned back at the north end of Scotland. Finally, the survivors of the “Great Armada” arrived back in Spain less than half strength. This is one of the most important military events in history in stopping Spain from invading England.


1981 The wedding of Charles, The Prince of Wales and Diana Spencer. Nearly one billion, I said one billion, people watched that wedding on TV from 74 countries. Since Diana was of a royal descent she automatically became Princess Diana. There were 2,650 guests at the wedding. The “happy” couple was blessed with a son about a year later when Prince William was born and in 1984 Prince Harry was born. It was soon thereafter that a rift appeared between the two and the English press got scent of it. They announced formal separation in 1992 but in reality they had been apart longer than that. They continued to carry out their royal duties until August of 1996 when a divorce was granted. The only thing Diana had to give up was the title of “Her Royal Highness” and Charles gained his mistress of many years, Camilla Bowles. We all know what happened to Princess Di and Prince Charles chose to marry Camilla. How he could ever arrive at this decision is beyond me.



When I was in London in ’04 I went on a bus tour of that great city. Our tour guide was admittedly aflame but he was a funny guy and a great guide. We came by the home of Sir Robert Stephenson Smyth Baden-Powell. This man was the founder of the Boy Scouts. Our guide said that he once joined the Boy Scouts but was asked to leave because he caused too much turmoil. It was then that he told us about his life style...I told you he was funny. He also said that on one occasion Prince Charles was driving into Buckingham Palace with a couple of his friends and ran over one of Queen Elizabeth’s prize Corgi dogs. He got out and found that the Corgi had been crushed top to bottom. His friends persuaded him just to bury the dog and pretend that he did not know what happened to it. So he started digging a hole and hit something metallic and it is a brass lamp. Charles began rubbing and a Genie popped out. The Genie offered Charles one wish and he asks if the Genie can bring the dog back to life. The Genie says, “Hand me the dog” and he looked the dog over and said “I can’t do anything with this, the dog is crushed from one end to the other, but you still have a wish. So Charles says, “Can you make Camilla any prettier?” There was a long pause and the Genie says “Let me see the dog again.” By the way, our tour of London included a visit to St. Paul’s Cathedral, the place where Charles and Diana were wed. What a stunning sight it is. Many, many of England’s greatest heroes are buried in the cemetery including Lord Wellington and Lord Nelson. The dome of St. Peters was designed by the famous architect Sir Christopher Wren in the late 1600’s. The dome has structural members that meet at the top and there is nothing underneath. Sir Wren designed a chain that was attached to all the members at the bottom which prevented them from spreading apart. As far as I know, that chain is still there. Wren was a pretty smart guy.



1967 On this date on the aircraft carrier USS Forrestal standing off shore from Vietnam, an air to air missile is accidentally launched from an aircraft on the deck that crashed into other aircraft on deck and exploded. The resulting fire and subsequent explosions killed 134 sailors. To this date, I have not understood how it could have happened. There are so many safety devices and locks to prevent this from happening but anywhere humans are involved there can be errors. By the way, John McCain was sitting on deck in his fighter awaiting launch when this occurred.



1945 On this date the battleship USS Indianapolis was enroute from Tinian to the Philippines after delivering the final part of the Hiroshima bomb. A Japanese submarine spotted the Indy and put two torpedoes in the side of this great ship. The shots are fatal and the Indy went down fairly quickly but most of the crew of about 800 escaped into the sea. But there are not enough life rafts to get everybody aboard so they rotate hanging on the sides and sitting inside. There were 134 survivors to this tragedy. The sharks fed on those hanging over the side.



Born today:



1878 US writer Don Marquis. He said “Ours is a world where people don’t know what they want and will go through hell to get it.” That sounds like my second ex-wife, Don.



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Sunday, July 27, 2014

Monday


Good morning,



Quote of the day:

Your best friend is the one who lifts you up when the wings of your heart forget how to fly.”

                                                          Golda Meir



Here is something to think about:   There is evidence of Mayan villages on the Mexican Pacific coast that are about 2,300 years old. These villages and others like them further inland were agrarian societies mostly raising a few small animals like dogs and chickens, maize (corn), beans, yams and gathering fish and shellfish. The variety of their take increased throughout history but all of a sudden they started building stone edifices that would challenge those in Egypt. They did NOT have any kind of metals, draft animals, engineering skills, knowledge of basic machinery including the compound pulley, transits, theodolites, squares, etc. There is no evidence that they exchanged technical information with anyone from one area to another like the Egyptians yet they constructed gigantic pyramids by beating one rock with another harder rock to the point that they fit together so tightly that a sheet of paper will not fit between them and mortar is not required. Not only that, they were able to divert rivers, construct fishing weirs, build irrigation ditches, remove trees and jungle to make large avenues and plazas not to mention sports arenas with seating for hundreds. They had a sport similar to soccer. Remember they did all of this without draft animals and metal. Also remember that 1,000 miles south people in the Amazon River basin were living in grass shacks, killing game with snares and pointed sticks used as spears and were cannibals. Then 1,000 miles north for the most part the native Americans were living a nomadic existence chasing the migration of the bison and other game. There were a few agrarian societies but few and far between. I do not believe that one day a corn farmer down in central Mexico raised up and said “Hey y'all, even though we do not have draft animals and metal, lets erect some four sided buildings that are bigger at the bottom that at the top and etch images on the sides of the stones that emulate our kings and Gods.” On top of that they were expert astronomers. Their calender was the most accurate ever created for a thousand years. They could predict eclipses of the moon and sun among other celestial events. They erected some building that were obviously celestial observatories that seemed to be focused on “Orion's Belt” (Little Dipper) and the “Pleiades” (Seven Sisters). They oriented their buildings within a degree or two of true north, south, east and west. Their system of mathematics was based on 20 and included the concept of zero. I would like to see a show of hands of those that believe the Mayans did all of that totally on their on. Me neither.





A county deputy in Mobile, Alabama was called to a domestic disturbance. As he alit from his car a man came running out of a house wielding a machete and struck the deputy on the shoulder. Soon thereafter the deputy was able to retrieve his 9mm Glock and sent that man to the Promised Land. The cops later found out that that man’s parents had been found hacked to death with a machete like weapon down in Palm Beach, Florida. The deputy saved us a lot of money….no incarceration for years and years.



Recently a group of New Zealanders built a 65 foot catamaran sailboat made totally of plastic bottles. They were able to sail that puppy 4,000 mile across the Pacific Ocean successfully. They were demonstrating the invincibility of the plastic bottles and stressed that they should never be thrown into the ocean as trash. They last forever.



I am still reading the history of the Comanche in the western United States. I have changed my mind somewhat about their fate. When the settlers began moving into west and southwest Texas the Comanche were already the bullies of the southern plains because of their possession of thousands of Spanish mustangs and their unparalleled horsemanship. Not only that, their unbridled brutality was legendary. The beginning of the end for them was the breech loading Sharps .50 caliber used by the buffalo hunters. This rifle had and effective range of 800 to 1,000 yards. 26 buffalo hunters armed with the Sharps were able to hold off 300 Comanche at the battle of Adobe Walls in central Texas. Then along came the repeating Henry and Winchester rifles. But the Comanche were able to gather up many of those weapons themselves. The final blow came in the form of a US Cavalry officer name Ranald Mackenzie. This man decided that he was not going after the Comanche themselves, he went after their horses knowing that the Comanche could not exist without them. They had no agrarian segment; they relied on the buffalo, and the slave trade. Mackenzie was responsible for the slaughter of thousands of Comanche and Kiowa ponies which put the warriors afoot. This horrible campaign worked and eventually all the Comanche, Kiowa, Arapaho and hundreds of other southern plains tribes surrendered to a life of having to wait for a handout from Uncle Sam. It broke their spirit; it would have broken mine too.

By the way, I tried to find Adobe Walls exact location but the closest I could find was fairly near Amarillo...in an event it must have been a hell of a fight.



Tidbits:

 

Democratic Congressman Charles Rangel of Harlem has become a liability to the Democratic Party and they are leaning on the 80 year old legislator to resign/retire. They are hitting him where he is the most vulnerable...ethics.  This influence peddler will go down in history as having the hungriest pockets in the catalog of corruption.

 

Jack "The Assassin" Tatum formerly of the Oakland Raiders has died at the age of 61 from a heart attack.  As far as I am concerned he is among the top five hardest hitting defensive backs in history.

 

Tim Tebow former quarterback of the Florida Gators has signed a contract to model underwear for Jockey.  Tim had mention that after college he was going to become a missionary.  I suppose that to some women seeing Tim Terrific in a pair of abbreviated briefs would be a spiritual experience.

 

               This Date in History July 28



1976    On this date the most powerful earthquake in modern history occurs in Shantung Province, China. The quake occurred at 3:50am while all were asleep. The earth shook for 23 seconds and the city was leveled. As you might suspect, the buildings were light years from being earthquake proof and collapsed and crushed the people inside to the tune of an estimated 500,000 killed. Not only that, the earth rose and fell and ruptured many natural gas lines and enormous fires erupted and thousands were incinerated. The strange thing was that the people reported that a few days before the quake, large packs of rats ran panic stricken through the streets in broad daylight. They reported that they saw multi-colored lights and bright flashes in the sky and wells would overflow and then the water would go so deep that their rope and bucket would not reach it. Offers from all over the world offered assistance and medical supplies but the arrogant Chinese government refused saying that they would take care of their own. They certainly were not prepared for a disaster of this magnitude but they were not going to admit to the world that the Communist Chinese government was not perfect. Thousands of Chinese died from the lack of medical treatment and supplies. Shantung has been rebuilt and the greater majority of the buildings were rebuilt using earthquake proof technology. But even this disaster cannot hold a candle to another earthquake that also occurred in China in about 1760 that took the lives of over 800,000.



1868   On this date the 14th Amendment to the Constitution is adopted. This amendment assured the full American citizenship to blacks. One of the phrases in the amendment stated that “all citizens shall have equal protection under the law.” This was the hardest thing for our citizenry to accept, both north and south. But it was the US government implemented the Reconstruction Act that cause the most animosity and polarized the northern states the southern states. This act made the southerners just a hair short of vassals to agents that were sent to oversee both legal and illegal transactions to cheat the southern land owners after the Civil War. It was this behavior that gave birth to the KKK that thrived as long as the Reconstruction Act was in effect and for many years thereafter. Don’t get me wrong, the KKK was/is a bunch of disgusting bigots but it was the Reconstruction Act gave this organization the fire in its belly.



1973    On this date the bullet riddled, blood soaked Ford V8 in which Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow were killed was auctioned off to a collector from Nevada for the tidy sum of $175,000. When the Ford V8 first came out the gangster’s in America went across the countryside looking for them. The car was the replacement of the immortal Model A. After a couple of years, gangster/killer John Dillinger sent a letter to Henry Ford extolling the ability of the V8 to outrun any “cop car” out there. Not to be outdone, Clyde Barrow also sent a letter to Henry saying about the same thing. But both of them were blown away by gunfire from law enforcement officers. The car did not help them then. I wonder where they are today.



1945    On this date an aircraft crashed into the Empire State building killing 13. As you can tell from the date, this event occurred during WWII. It was an American B-25 medium bomber. The aircraft departed New Bedford, Connecticut enroute to LaGuardia airport serving New York. There was a pea soup fog over New York and air traffic controllers (I used to be one) told the B-25 to divert to Newark, New Jersey about 30 miles away. Evidently the pilot got lost in the fog and the collision happened. This was before the days of radar and digital navigation. This was not the only aircraft to hit the Empire State Building; I remember when a Cessna ran into it. But these days that could not happen by accident. The air traffic controllers that control that airspace do it with a very tight fist because of the volume of aircraft involved in that area. There are three of the major airports in the world are within a 20 mile radius. There is LaGuardia, Kennedy and Newark. But the busiest airport in the United States is Atlanta or was the last time I checked.



1943    Earlier the British Air Force launched Operation Gomorrah the mission of which was the destruction of the tools of war being manufactured near Hamburg, Germany. The Brits had been bombing Hamburg for a couple of days but on this night they dropped over 2, 600 tons of incendiary bombs creating a firestorm unparalleled in history until Hiroshima. Some of the British pilots reported that there was not a series of fires but one monster that scorched 8 square miles of the city and killed 40,000 civilians. The fire was so hot that air was rushing into the middle the winds reached hurricane force and literally sucked people into it if not asphyxiated them by using up all the oxygen within a certain radius. War is hell, literally.



Born today:



1807    Swiss naturalist Louis Agassiz. He said “I cannot waste my time making money.” Hey Louis, where did you go to eat and drink?



1908    English writer and creator of James Bond Ian Fleming. When meeting Sean Connery the first time he said “I am looking for Commander Bond, not an overgrown stunt man.” Ian, shut up. Sean made you a fortune several time over.



1917     US professor Barry Commoner. He said “If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, you are looking the wrong direction.” That’s depressing, Barry.



Died today:



1849   US writer Anne Bronte. She said “If a man is not ready to grab the thorn, he should not crave the rose.” Sound wisdom.



1913   English naturalist Sir John Lubbock. He said “What we seek mainly depends of what we look for.” A few years back I was looking for a girl friend that looked like a 30 year old Elizabeth Taylor and had the morals of an alley cat. Now I am looking for a more comfortable couch to take naps on.



1937     Austrian psychologist Alfred Adler. He said “The chief danger in life is that we may take to many precautions.” Hey Al, the best precaution is to find a comfortable couch to take naps on.



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Thursday, July 24, 2014

Friday


Good morning,




Quote of the day:



                                                  “More wag...less bark.”

                               A recently seen bumper sticker.





I think all of you know about someone holding up two fingers spread apart in a “vee” shape with palm outward...but what does the same symbol mean is the palm is turned inward? It has very old historical significance. Answer at the end of this edition.



It was a pretty busy time during this past weekend here in the land of the Gamecocks...and others.



Recently down near Anderson, SC there was a meeting involving a man 25 years old, his father age 51 and his grandfather age 72. For reasons not explained an argument arose between the 25 year old and the other two. Eventually the 25 year old pulled knife and began cutting himself and advanced toward the other two. The grandfather retrieved a .38 special and put down the kid with one shot to the right thigh. The cops came and arrested the kid and he went to the hospital . The cops are waiting until he is released so they can arrest him on an attempted murder wrap. He is very lucky. In almost every gun school it is taught that if you have to use a firearm in defense of your life you aim at the largest part (torso) of the other person...there would be less chance of a miss or a non-disabling wound. A wounded person can be a deadly as someone not wounded. Back in the day, some people that were involved in a knife fight would pretend one of their arms or hands was wounded when they weren't to deceive their enemy into relaxing their defense.



Out on the east coast of North Carolina the cops were chasing a man that was a suspect in two armed robberies and a carjacking. A high speed pursuit ensued but ended when the cops trapped the car with no escape possible. The suspect chose to try and batter himself out of the trap and damaged several cruisers. The cops finally got fed up and one of them shot through the windshield and capped him. There comes a time when temporary surrender is the correct path.


Last night I was browsing the Americans that helped shape our country especially Alexander Hamilton. It is believed that the law demanding that the President be native born was aimed at Hamilton by his enemies. Hamilton was born in the Bahamas. He was killed in a pistol duel with his main political adversary, Aaron Burr. Hamilton saw Burr as nothing but an opportunist and opposed him at every turn. He might have been right because when the United States bought the Louisiana Purchase Burr went to one of America's best military officers and suggested that he invade the new land, capture it and set him, Aaron Burr, up as “king”. Burr finally got fed up with Hamilton and challenged him to a duel. Dueling pistols was the weapon of choice and 10 paces (each...meaning 20 paces) was the distance. At the appointed time the men took their steps, turned and fired. The men that were there with Hamilton said that he just aimed his pistol up in the air and fired...Burr aimed and put a round in Hamilton's abdomen...he died the next day. The men that were there with Burr said that Hamilton did indeed fire at Burr but missed. We will never know what really happened.        



Have any of you ever wondered what time is? The way I see it on this planet it is a measurement of distance. Time on the planet Earth measures how long it takes for a rotation about its axis and its orbit about the Sun. Why is a day 24 hours? It is because the Earth is about 24,000 miles in circumference and the Earth is rotating on it axis at about 1,000 MPH at the equator. I say “about” because the rotation speed is not exactly 1,000 MPH and the revolution around the sun is not exact...that is what leap year is all about. I was just musing.



                          This Date in History    July 25





1955    On this date the impossible happens. Two ocean liners collide off shore from Nantucket. The Andrea Doria was outbound and the Stockholm was inbound to New York. As y'all may know or not know there are definite “rules of the road” in the marine world. What ships do when approaching at 90 degree angles, when overtaking, when approaching head-on, etc. are set so each ships captain knows what to expect from the other ships. The trouble here was that the navigator on the outbound ship was navigating by radar and misinterpreted what he saw on the screen. He thought the other ship was crossing his path when it was going to pass to his right with plenty of clearance. The navigator ordered a turn to the right into the path of the Stockholm. The bow of the Stockholm plowed into the side of the side of the Andrea Doria inflicting a fatal wound. The Stockholm was damaged but was still able to sail. The Stockholm stayed with the Andrea Doria and was responsible for the rescue of many of the passengers. Not only that, the luxury French cruise ship the Ile de France that had left New York earlier, turned around and rescued many of the passengers also. The Andrea Doria finally rolled on her side and slipped to the bottom. This ship is in waters that can be reached by amateur divers and is considered the “Mount Everest” of sport diving. But the divers are faced with very cold water, heavy current and hundreds of Great White sharks. Not this horse.



1963    On this date Bob Dylan performed at the Newport Jazz Festival and a new type of music was born. Bob was able to blend jazz, folk and rock and roll into one genre. He was born Robert Zimmerman in Duluth, Minnesota in 1941 but he changed his name because he was an admirer of Welsh poet Dylan Thomas. While in high school he formed a band but eventually dropped out of school to pursue his musical career as a performer/songwriter. His life changed when he went to New York and met folk music legend Woody Guthrie several times. It was Woody’s semi-protest song writings that influenced Bob the most. It was Dylan that gave us “Blowin’ in the Wind” which was a monster hit for “Peter, Paul and Mary”. The next hit was “Times they are A-changing” which was the keystone hit of a very successful album. Bob Dylan has been a world recognized songwriter for over 40 years now. He remains very secretive and reclusive when it comes to his personal life. When was the last time y'all have read anything scandalous about Bob Dylan? In fact, when is the last time you read anything at all about Bob Dylan?



1853      A Mexican immigrant named Joachim Murrieta had moved to northern California during the gold rush of 1849 and staked a claim on the Stanislaus River. According to unsubstantiated stories written by a San Francisco newspaper reporter, Murrieta and his family were treated severely by the other prejudicial gold miners. It was said that he was beaten and whipped, his wife repeatedly raped and his children killed. Because of this, Murrieta organized a gang of thieves and began a reign of terror throughout the gold fields of the area. Finally the state of California got fed up and put out a reward of $6,000 on the head of Joachim Murrieta. They also hired professional gunman Harry Love to hunt down and bring Joachim in, dead or alive. Harry hired 20 men to accompany him on his search. Love finally located Joachim and his gang camped out on Cantua Creek in Calaveras County. At sunrise Harry Love and his posse attack Joachim and his gang of seven others and kill them all including Joachim and his right hand man “Three fingers Jack”. As you might suspect, Jack was missing a finger on his right hand. In order for Harry and his men to collect the $6,000 reward they had to prove that they had killed Joachim. Rather than bring Joachim’s body in they decided to bring his head in instead. So they beheaded poor Joachim, put the head in a large glass jar and fill it up with whiskey. On this date the head of Joachim Murrieta was put on display in Stockton, California and Harry and the boys collected the $6,000. As a show of class, Harry had cut off the right hand of “Three Fingers Jack” and had it dangling by a string for all to see.



1861    On this date the US Congress passed the Crittenden-Johnson Resolution. This document stated that the purpose of United States fighting the Civil War was to keep unity and was not for the abolition of slavery. John Crittenden felt that this resolution was necessary to keep the slave-holding states of Missouri, Delaware, Kentucky and Maryland from seceding. Even though these were “slave” states they had not joined the Confederacy. At the beginning of the war most northerners felt that the war was necessary for unity but did not give a damn one way or the other when it came to the issue of slavery. Even this attitude changed after the US armies had suffered one ass-kicking after another including a rout at the Battle of Manassas. Then the northern attitude was “To hell with it. Stop the slaughter and let the Confederacy become their own country.” Even though the resolution had good intentions, the whole meaning was compromised two weeks later when Lincoln signed the Confiscation Act which allowed for the seizure of the property (including slaves) from any rebellious person. This really upset the slave owners in the afore mentioned states and it took a lot of dancing around to stop them from seceding.



Born today:



1902    US philosopher Eric Hoffer. He said “Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.” I guess that is the reason that I see so many agitated people.



1905    Bulgarian writer Elias Canetti. He said “Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being is inside making fun of you.” Sometimes I think my brother’s dog “Kaylee”, a yellow Lab is doing exactly that.



1973    Brazilian soccer star Ze Maria. He said “The pain is very painful.” Ze, shut up.



Died today:



1834    English writer Samuel Coleridge. When speaking about a fellow writer he said “Gibbon’s writing style is detestable, but that is not the worst thing about him.” Sam, I like your style.



The answer to the trivia question in the beginning of this edition is this:

During the Hundred Year wars the English and French armies engaged in a couple of historical battles. They were the battles of Crecy in 1346 and Agincourt in 1415. Both battles were fought in northern France. The English won both of these engagements and inflicted severe damage in the process. They did it mostly with the long bow. The English had developed the long bow that had range of over 200 yards which was much further than any other bow of the time. They could shower their enemy at long range using arrows that had “bodkin” arrowheads that could penetrate chain mail. It was a massacre at both locations both times. The French were able to capture a few of the British bowmen and hold them for ransom. But before releasing them they would cut off the forefinger and middle finger of the hand used to draw a bow so they would not have to face him again on a battlefield. From then on the Brits will raise their forefinger and middle finger in a “vee” shape, palm inward as a show of defiance meaning, “I still have my fingers.”



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