Thursday

Good morning,

Quote of the day:

“Our sorrows and wounds are healed only when touched with compassion.”

Buddha

Are any of y'all sick and tired of seeing apparently addicted people fooling around with some kind of hand held electronic device no matter when or where they are? Me too. Here is a story that makes me smile.

Up near Minneapolis a man broke into a house to burglarize. He gathered up several valuables but could not resist going on the homeowners computer and signing on to Facebook...but he left without signing off. The homeowner had no trouble finding out who had been in his house and went to the burglar's home page and left him a message saying “You have a few things that belong to me” and told him to meet with the homeowner at a remote location to give them back. The burglar agreed and showed up at the meet wearing the homeowner's watch. Of course the homeowner had a few cops with him and now the burglar is looking at about 20 years in the joint...plus he is in the running for the title of the stupidest human on the planet.

Recently some lunatic American film maker decided to make a movie that is a comedy about planning the assassination of the present day ruler of North Korea. Yesterday that jackass demanded that the United States ban this this movie and called it “an act of war” if they didn't and he also promised “unmerciful” retaliation. I don't know if this imbecile was brain damaged during birth or not but I can assure you that China, his neighbor to the north will rein his ass in if he begins anything resembling war with the anyone over a movie not to mention, France, England, Germany, Russia and many other countries that know this moron is on the edge of sanity and blows a hell of a lot of smoke but they can't take a chance. They all have nuclear submarines, warships or long range bombers that have Pyongyang targeted.

I read about an event that happened up in Philadelphia. There was a concert by a rap artist in a local theater. There was a young teenager standing in line wearing some pretty fancy sneakers. They were “Michael Jordon's” at about $150 a pair. Someone in line noticed the shoes, went over to the kid and threw him down and tried to take his shoes. Several of the other people in line came to the kid's rescue and beat the holy crap out of the attacker...in fact they capped him. Everyone got back in line and when the cops came...nobody had seen anything. That is until a forensics team arrived and then the kid with the shoes told what happened but absolutely would not identify anyone. I have mixed emotions here.

Quotable quotes:

“Sir you are one of the most foul, disgusting, immoral, perverted men I have ever known. Have you ever considered a career in the church?

James Blackadder

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

Mark Twain

“You don’t have to be a genius to play football. I mean a genius like Norman Einstein”

Joe Theisman

“When women hold back from marrying men it is called independence but when men hold back from marrying women it is called fear of commitment.”

George Carlin

No George, it is called coming to your senses.

 

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