Sunday, June 29, 2014

Monday


Good morning,



Quote of the day:

Take this kiss upon the brow!

And, in parting with you now,

This much let me avow-

You are not wrong who deem

That my days have been a dream;

Yet if hope has flown away

In a night, or in a day,

In a vision or in none,

Is it therefore less gone?

All we see or seem

Is but a dream within a dream.”

Edgar Allen Poe

The last stanza of this poem is on a sign over the bar in Poe's Tavern on Sullivan's Island, SC.



Will someone explain to to me why your President has chosen to provide financial SUPPORT to the Syrian insurgents and then send Black Ops troops to help the Iraqi government AGAINST their insurgents?



Johnny Manziel was in a Cleveland Browns rookie interview and was asked about his flamboyant off-the-field lifestyle...Johnny is a party animal. He stood up on his hind legs and stated that he was not going to change what he is for anyone. Apparently that includes the Cleveland Browns front office. I am with Johnny on this one. There is a clause in every NFL contract stating that ANY behavior that is detrimental to the NFL will not be tolerated. That is fine but do not expect someone to become the image of someone else's expectations no matter the money. There was a bunch of comments after this item, most saw Johnny a a cocky bastard...so was Joe Namath, Tom Brady, RG III, Michael Vick etc, etc, etc. This world is full of disturbed and downright crazy people along with billions of dollars spent on mood altering drugs because some people are trying to please others and feel like they are not successful. Not only that, the professional athlete catalog is full of party animals like Babe Ruth, Joe Namath, Ted Hendricks, Whitey Ford, Mickey Mantle and many, many others that are in their respective Halls of Fame. Over here is your job...and over there is your personal life. I will not allow anyone to dictate how I should live my personal life and neither should you. Your heart and soul are your most prized possessions cannot not be for sale.



I was watching Law and Order reruns a few days ago. I knew that Mariska Hargitay (Olivia Benson) was the daughter of blond bombshell Jayne Mansfield and decided to look into the history of Jayne. She was born in Bryn Mawr, Pa. and attended SMU, UT at Austin and UCLA. I did not look into how she got from Pennsylvania to Texas and California but she was a nude model for art classes at UT. When about 22 years old she was noticed by the entertainment industry primarily because of her kick-ass body but she was a pretty good singer also. She made several movies and was on many TV shows and plays. The fickleness of show business showed its ugly head and she was no longer in demand when she turned 32. She began appearing in night clubs one of which was Gus Stevens in Biloxi, Mississippi (been there). In the spring of 1967 she was working at this night club but one day she had an early morning radio show in New Orleans (about 100 miles). Gus Stevens loaned her his '66 Buick Electra 225 convertible to make the trip. Aboard during this trip there was Jayne, her boyfriend and her driver along with her three kids one of which was three year old Mariska. The adults were in the front and the kids were in the back. For reasons yet known the driver did not detect that a semi ahead had slowed way down because of a truck ahead of him was spraying for mosquitoes. At 2:25a near Slidell, La. the car caught up with the semi and ran under it killing the people in the front seat instantly but the kids (probably sleeping) were only slightly injured. It is generally reported that she was beheaded. The report I read said that was NOT TRUE. It was true that she had severe head trauma but the reason for the beheading report is because the photos of the wreck showed a hank of blond hair where the windshield used to be and people thought it was her head. It wasn't, it was the wig she was wearing but she was definitely killed. She as 34 years old.



A while back Michael Vick was back in the news. It seems that Michael and his entourage decided to go to a Virginia Beach night club to celebrate Michael’s birthday. Included in his entourage was a couple of guys that was involved with Michael in an illegal dog fighting/breeding organization that Vick went to jail for. That night there was a shooting outside the club. According to Vick and many witnesses Vick had already left the club when the shooting occurred. I certainly hope so. Surely no one is so stupid as get involved in a shooting while on probation…but on second thought…



I cashed in my Father’s Day present (gift certificate from Amazon) and bought a new pair of New Balance shoes and a spray bottle of Paul Sebastian cologne...thanks girls.



Back to the Comanche. In the 1880’s the Comanches were acknowledged by military experts worldwide as being the finest light cavalry in the world. Their primary leader was Quanah Parker, a half breed. His mother was a white woman that had been captured at the age of 6 and spent 24 years with the Comanche. She bore her husband three children, one of which was Quanah. She was captured by the US Cavalry and sent back to her birth family. She strenuously objected to leaving her native family but was taken anyway. A while later she was dead. She refused to eat and starved to death. She was terminally homesick and wanted to go back home to her kids and husband. But others decided that the path to her happiness and contentment was not her decision to make. Does that sound familiar...very familiar?





While on Amazon I ordered three movies. They were “Hurt Locker”, “Invictus” and “Blind Side”. One of my daughters said the Hurt Locker disturbed her and she could not watch all of it. I felt the same way with “Deer Hunter” and “Platoon”.



In the last few days a man from South Carolina chose to get into the professional Mixed-Martial Arts business. He had been doing it as an amateur and thought he was ready for the pros. In the first round of his debut fight he caught a right cross by his opponent and he suffered a brain hemorrhage and died. There is nothing sporting about MMA, it is just a street fight with gloves on, very small gloves at that.



This Date in History June 30



1775 The Continental Congress ratified the Articles of War to be sent to King George III. This was a year before the Declaration of Independence was ratified. The Articles of War begins with the phrase “As his majesty’s most faithful subjects in these colonies”, and it goes on to describe “attempts of the British ministry to carry out the execution, by force of arms, unconstitutional and oppressive acts by British Parliament with taxes on America.” The colonists could not believe that King George III would knowingly allow unfair treatment of his subjects and this was an attempt to notify him of it. This was not a condemnation of King George, but of Parliament. Well, King George not only did not agree with the colonists, he did not even read the Articles of War. With this the Colonists knew they were being raped with the approval and encouragement of King George III. After this, the wrath of the colonists turned from Parliament to King George himself. The Declaration of Independence attacks and accuses King George not Parliament. In the span of 12 months the colonists re-focused their venom on the King alone. All of this was stoked into an inferno in January of 1776 when Thomas Paine published Common Sense and it scathingly called King George everything but a white man and listed many unfair things that he had allowed to happen to the colonists. This was a clear act of treason as the British saw it and they began applying even more harsh pressure on the colonists. It did not work then, nor in 1812 and hopefully never.



1862 We are about half way through the so-called Battle of the Seven Days. On this day the Battle of White Oak Swamp occurred. CSA General Robert E. Lee decided that the time has come to apply the coup de grace to the Army of the Potomac that is in full retreat with Lee hounding their every step. Lee gave a plan of attack to his three Corp commanders in which the Army of the Potomac would be attacked from three different directions at once. It was a complicated plan and required precise timing. After the attack began, inexplicably, CSA General “Stonewall” Jackson allowed his attack to stall at the edge of the swamp which allowed the Union troops being under attack by him to reinforce other troops that were being overwhelmed. No one has ever figured out to this day what Jackson was thinking. Anyway, this action also allowed the Army of the Potomac to go to the closet high ground and dig in……Malvern Hill. But that is another story.



1981 Glen Godwin got into an argument with a known drug dealer named Kim LeValley. In his rage Godwin stomped, beat, choked and stabbed him 28 times. He wasn’t done yet. He took the corpse out onto the desert near Palm Springs, California and using a home made explosive, blew it into confetti. Godwin is caught and sentenced to 25 to life and goes to Soledad Prison. While there he married Shelly Rose. In 1985 He is transferred from Soledad to Folsom prison. In 1987 he escaped from Folsom through a 300 yard drain pipe that someone had cut the iron bars off the end from the outside. He got on a raft and floated across the American River to freedom. In 1989 the American authorities receive a message from Mexico they have a man in custody named Stewart Carrera that has the same fingerprints as Glen Godwin. Before they could get him extradited, Godwin killed his cellmate and escaped. In 1996 Godwin is put on the FBI’s 10 Most Wanted list and he and Shelly are featured on the TV show “America’s Most Wanted.” Someone recognized Shelly on the TV show as living in Dallas and she is arrested. But Shelly had divorced Glen long ago and had remarried. She had no idea where Glen was. And no one else does either because he is still at large to this day.



1876 On this day the 140 ft stern wheeler river boat “Far West” arrived on the Little Big Horn River and begins taking aboard the wounded troopers from the infamous battle. Remember, there were three units of US cavalry at that battle. It was only Custer’s unit that was annihilated. Even though the other two units suffered horrendous casualties, there were survivors. The pilot of the “Far West” was the best at the time in Grant Marsh. The boat only drew 20 inches of water when fully loaded and therefore could navigate a long way up streams and rivers before running out of water. Marsh took the wounded troopers to Fort Abraham Lincoln, North Dakota. There is little doubt that the easy ride on the boat saved many of the wounded. A ride in a wagon to the fort would have been fatal to many of them.


1520 On this day the Aztecs in the capitol of Tenochtitlan led by their king Montezuma II finally get fed up with the Spanish conquistador Hernan Cortez and his troops and revolt. First of all, Tenochtitlan is an island in the middle of a huge lake with a man made causeway to the mainland. It was located approximately where Mexico City is today. Anyway, the Aztecs seal off the causeway making Cortez and company have to fight their way out by boat. Cortez loses many troops when the boats carrying the troops along with an overload of gold booty each, capsize and sink, drowning most of them as they are in armor. Cortez escaped, but Montezuma is killed. No one knows if it was the Spanish or the Aztecs that killed him but the next day Montezuma’s brother assumes the crown. Eventually, Cortez returned and with the help of other tribes retook the city. The other tribes resented the hated Aztecs because they subjugated them and required tribute from them all, even all the way to present day Nicaragua.



Births and deaths:



1685 English writer John Gay is born. He said “Some men are born to lie, and women to believe them.” I can see in my minds eye all of you women out there nodding your heads in agreement.




1884 French writer Georges Duhamel is born. He said “It is always brave to say what others are thinking.” George must have been a politician also.



1917 US singer Lena Horne is born. She said “It is ill-becoming for an old broad to sing about how much she wants it. But occasionally we do.” Lena has her finger on the pulse of womankind.



1984 US writer Lillian Hellman died. When asked what she thought of the beauty of actress Norma Shearer she said “She has a face unclouded by thought.” Lillian had a long and tumultuous relationship with famous writer Dashiell Hammett. Both were extremely talented. I guess that was the problem.



2003 US comedian Buddy Hackett died. He said “Golf is more fun that suddenly appearing naked to a strange crowd, but not by much.” I read a story about him playing in a golf tournament and he had knocked his ball in deep rough with grass over his head. He went in after the ball and later comes running out naked screaming “Run, Locusts, Locusts”. He was a funny guy.



Quotable quotes:



Work is the curse of the drinking crowd”

Oscar Wilde



Smoking kills…If you are killed you have lost an important part of your life”

Professional moron, Brooke Shields



You can tell German beer from vinegar by reading the label”

Mark Twain



Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”

Ben Franklin (one of my heroes)



Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Some would say the wheel, but it does not go near as well with pizza.”

Dave Barry



People who drink “light” beer do not enjoy the taste of beer, they just enjoy peeing.”

Capitol Brewing



An alcoholic is someone you don’t like that drinks more than you”.

Dylan Thomas



If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?”

Art Hoppe



Hearing nuns’ confession is like being stoned to death with popcorn.”

Bishop Fulton Sheen



If there is no hell, a good many preachers are receiving money under false pretenses.”

Billy Sunday



And finally,



Thank God I am an atheist.”

Luis Brunel

Shut up, Luis.



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Thursday, June 26, 2014

Friday


Good morning,



Quote of the day:

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it is one of the best.”

Woody Allen



This is for fishermen. About two months ago my brother went fishing at Lake Russell. Lake Russell is on the Georgia/South Carolina border on the Savannah River series of lakes. My brother is a hard core largemouth bass fisherman and on this particular day he was exceptionally successful. If I remember correctly, he had caught and released 20 largemouth. The best part was when he was on a deep point casting a 6” Rapala, black over gold suspending “jerk” bait. He said he saw a swirl and then a very large tail fin indicating a big fish diving at his lure. It was a big fish...it was a near 40 pound striped bass. He hooked up and wrestled with this monster for several minutes before netting it. Fortunately the fish headed for deep water (about 60 feet) and apparently there was not any underwater standing timber. I asked hm how long it took and he said about five minutes. Because of his long experience he knew how to handle it...he maneuvered his boat with the electric motor to stay right on top of the fish and allowed the drag on the reel to do the work. He uses the absolute latest fishing gear. I am guessing but I think he was using a 7 foot, medium action, fast tip graphite rod, with either a Quantum or Calcutta casting reel loaded with 12 pound test fluorocarbon line. He is almost as a dedicated fisherman as I used to be. It is almost an addiction....I said almost.



I saw a program about the earthquake and resulting tsunami off the coast of Japan in March of 2011 and especially the Fukushima nuclear power plant disaster. The cooling water pumps were flooded and destroyed by the tsunami and the result was that three of the six reactors went into meltdown. The operators of the plant had no choice but to send people into the surviving reactors and apply cooling water manually. Needless to say the radioactivity was rampantly out of control and the people that went inside were closely monitored and withdrawn before absorbing too much radioactivity. The absorption of radioactivity by humans is cumulative, meaning that the human body can absorb only a given amount (called RADS) in a life time without permanent damage or death...this includes X-rays, by the way. Fortunately there was no fire like there was at Chernobyl. The operators of that plant had to send in volunteer firefighters knowing they would die of radiation poisoning...and so did the firemen but they went anyway . The fire had to be extinguished as soon as possible or the atmosphere worldwide would be effected. The deal was that the families of the firemen would be cared for by the government for life. The area around Chernobyl is still so radioactive to this day that no one is allowed anywhere near and it will stay that way far into the foreseeable future. If I remember my USAF training class correctly, power plant fuel is Uranium (U-238) or a derivative thereof and has a “half-life” of about 4.7 billion years. That means that its radioactivity will decrease by ½ in 4.7 billion years. Weapons grade Uranium (U-235) has a half life of 704 million years. It is some nasty stuff, y'all.


I guess all of you know by now about Aaron Hernandez, the ex-starting tight end for the New England Patriots. He had just signed a deal with the Pats for $40 million for five years. Apparently to celebrate, he murdered a semi-pro football player in his house in a Boston suburb. After this he went through a frenzy to erase any evidence to the point that he hired 10 cleaning personnel to scrub his house squeaky clean. It didn't work. A forensic team went in behind them and found enough evidence to arrest this stupid jackass for murder. Not only that, since this arrest he has been charged with yet another murder. His house was a 6,000 square foot Victorian looking structure that could be taken for a junkie flop house. For the life of me I do not understand why professional athletes buy/build super fancy houses when they first get a pocket full of money. There are hundreds of ways to put that money to use to build a substantial nest egg...but no, they buy big houses, several exotic cars, boats, airplanes, jewelry, etc. I guess they have to flaunt their new found wealth and eventually end up broke. Apparently stupidity come with the athletic ability to some. By the way, the Pats eliminated Hernandez from the team 1½ hours after he was arrested. No money, y'all...now what? It is a rumor that Hernandez was in a drug gang in high school and still tried to stay connected during college and professional football. More stupidity. When he was being booked he was smiling a “know it all” smile that oozed arrogance. Lets see how arrogant he will be when goes to the joint and is forced to grab his ankles by several of “The Aryan Nation”. This is a nationwide prison gang that believes in white supremacy. That is right, y'all...racism is alive and well especially in prisons. Even the Muslims have a raging sense of bigotry between the Sunnis and the Shiites. They hate each other because of what each other believes and how they worship. Crime is not an issue. How stupid is that?



History revisited:

Y'all know that the Supreme Court has chosen pass the buck once again. The court chose to rule on the DOMA law in California by saying the issue needs to go back to a lower court for more study. DOMA was a law passed in California that did not recognize homosexual marriages as being valid. This move allowed the court to avoid ruling directly on homosexual marriage and shoveled it further down hill. I personally do not care one way or another. There are those out there that will bring up the Bible as the final authority but keep in mind that in the Old Testament many Jewish kings had a number of wives...especially Solomon. In the history of the Romans and Greeks those in high places had young boys as lovers along with wives. Morality? What is it? It is what the powers that be thinks it is at any given time.



This Date in History June 27



1844 Earlier in 1823 Joseph Smith, an 18 year old Vermonter, claimed to have been visited by a Christian archangel named Moroni. Moroni supposedly told Joseph about a book that had been written on gold plates by a Native American in the 4th century. The book was a history of an ancient Israeli tribe that had came to America centuries ago but had been wiped out except for about 34 survivors. Moroni told Joseph where the book was buried and he dug it up and it was written in an unknown language, unknown to everyone except Joseph. Joseph deciphered this book into English and it became the Book of Mormon. Joseph formed a church that became The Church of Latter-Day Saints which flourished and quickly grew in number. The tenets of the Mormon Church did not sit well with the regular Christians primarily because polygamy was allowed. This hostility caused Joseph Smith and his faithful to stay on the move to Ohio, Missouri and finally to a town near Carthage, Illinois that Smith named Nauvoo. Joseph Smith and his brother Hyrum were arrested and jailed in Carthage. On this date, a group of “Christians” stormed the jail, removed Joseph and Hyrum and hanged them. This did not stop the growth of this religion, however, Brigham Young saw to that.



1864 In Early May the Union Army of the Tennessee had departed the Chattanooga, Tennessee area headed for Atlanta, Georgia about 100 miles distant. The Union army was commanded by US General William T. Sherman and the Confederate army in opposition was commanded by CSA General Joseph Johnston. It was a very slow moving campaign which was to the Confederate advantage. A couple of weeks before a corps of the Confederates led by CSA General John Bell Hood had attacked at a place known as Kolb’s farm and had lost 1,600 precious soldiers. The Confederacy had no replacements. Seeing this, Sherman thought that the Confederates were weakened and on this date he feinted to both the right and left of the Confederate lines and launched an 8,000 man attack on the Confederate center. The attack was repulsed with heavy losses for the Union and Sherman ordered a retreat. However, the unit that had feinted to the Confederate left held its ground and Johnston knew that eventually his position would be untenable and he retreated back toward Atlanta.



1874 Earlier Indian tribal chiefs Quanah Parker and Lone Wolf had signed the Treaty of Medicine Lodge in which they agreed to go to a reservation in Oklahoma but reserved the right to claim the panhandle of Texas as their private hunting grounds, primarily for the buffalo. However, a group of white buffalo hunters believed that the Panhandle of Texas was open range for hunting. The hunters established a small settlement in the panhandle known as Adobe Walls which is where most of the hides and meat was brought for trading. When Quanah Parker, Lone Wolf and the other chiefs saw that the US was not going to force the buffalo hunters off the agreed upon hunting ground they formed an army of their own totaling 700 Kiowa, Comanche and Cheyenne to drive the buffalo hunters off their lands. On this date the Indians attacked Adobe Walls that was manned by only 28 buffalo hunters. The difference was the buffalo hunters had the newly developed .50 caliber Sharps buffalo rifle that was hard-hitting and had a long range. Also to the advantage of the hunters was the thickness of the walls that could stop any bullet or arrow. After three days the Indians decided that the fort could not be taken and withdrew. Enraged at this loss, the Indians went on a rampage of raping and pillaging less well defended forts, house and farms that became known as The Red River War. This war decimated what was left of the plains Indians in that area and even more lands were taken from the American Indian by lies and conquest.



1944 Three weeks before, the Allies had successfully landed on the Normandy beaches and established a permanent beachhead. But one of the main reasons for the attack at Normandy was to secure a deep water seaport to bring supplies in. That seaport was Cherbourg, France on the northern tip of the Contenin peninsula. The task of kicking the Germans out of the Contenin peninsula and Cherbourg in particular, fell to US General Omar Bradley. On this date Cherbourg was declared liberated. As the Allies turned east toward Germany they knew they would need another deep water port and that was Antwerp, Belgium. But that is another story.



Born today:

US billionaire H. Ross Perot. He said “Life is like a spider web, not an organizational chart.” I wonder what life would have been like with this Texan as our president.



1938 Former US Secretary of the Interior Bruce Babbitt. When speaking to one of his opponents he said “You fought the good fight and you were in it until the beginning.”


1938 British writer Alan Coren. He said “I wonder if those companies that make fool proof items have a couple of fools on their payroll for testing purposes.” I don’t know, Alan, but I know where they can find a few.



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Wednesday, June 25, 2014

Thursday


Good morning,



Quote of the day:

Our sorrows and wounds are healed only when touched with compassion.”

Buddha



Are any of y'all sick and tired of seeing apparently addicted people fooling around with some kind of hand held electronic device no matter when or where they are? Me too. Here is a story that makes me smile.

Up near Minneapolis a man broke into a house to burglarize. He gathered up several valuables but could not resist going on the homeowners computer and signing on to Facebook...but he left without signing off. The homeowner had no trouble finding out who had been in his house and went to the burglar's home page and left him a message saying “You have a few things that belong to me” and told him to meet with the homeowner at a remote location to give them back. The burglar agreed and showed up at the meet wearing the homeowner's watch. Of course the homeowner had a few cops with him and now the burglar is looking at about 20 years in the joint...plus he is in the running for the title of the stupidest human on the planet.



Recently some lunatic American film maker decided to make a movie that is a comedy about planning the assassination of the present day ruler of North Korea. Yesterday that jackass demanded that the United States ban this this movie and called it “an act of war” if they didn't and he also promised “unmerciful” retaliation. I don't know if this imbecile was brain damaged during birth or not but I can assure you that China, his neighbor to the north will rein his ass in if he begins anything resembling war with the anyone over a movie not to mention, France, England, Germany, Russia and many other countries that know this moron is on the edge of sanity and blows a hell of a lot of smoke but they can't take a chance. They all have nuclear submarines, warships or long range bombers that have Pyongyang targeted.



I read about an event that happened up in Philadelphia. There was a concert by a rap artist in a local theater. There was a young teenager standing in line wearing some pretty fancy sneakers. They were “Michael Jordon's” at about $150 a pair. Someone in line noticed the shoes, went over to the kid and threw him down and tried to take his shoes. Several of the other people in line came to the kid's rescue and beat the holy crap out of the attacker...in fact they capped him. Everyone got back in line and when the cops came...nobody had seen anything. That is until a forensics team arrived and then the kid with the shoes told what happened but absolutely would not identify anyone. I have mixed emotions here.



Quotable quotes:

Sir you are one of the most foul, disgusting, immoral, perverted men I have ever known. Have you ever considered a career in the church?

James Blackadder



Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”

Mark Twain



You don’t have to be a genius to play football. I mean a genius like Norman Einstein”

Joe Theisman


When women hold back from marrying men it is called independence but when men hold back from marrying women it is called fear of commitment.”

George Carlin

No George, it is called coming to your senses.
 
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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Wednesday


Good morning,



Quote of the day:

Life is a smorgasbord. Take a little bite of different parts of it every day.”

                                                          Al Campbell



I have been reading with interest about what is happening to Glen Campbell. Glen started having symptoms of Alzheimers in 2011. Here of late the 78 year old “Rhinestone Cowboy” had a turn for the worse and his wife Kim of 32 years put him in a long term care facility upon the suggestion of the family doctor. Glen's stepdaughter began raising hell in assorted country music publications saying that she wanted to take Glen to her home in Arizona because she did not believe he was getting adequate care in Nashville. Glen's wife said that of all the people in the world she wanted what was the best for Glen. She said that the specialists in the facility were all Glen Campbell fans and his care was exceptional. She said that she visits Glen every day and his two daughters who live in the Nashville area visit him weekly. Not only that, some of the musicians in Nashville and elsewhere visit Glen regularly and play for him and occasionally Glen will join in. My mother died of this unbelievable horrible affliction and it was torture to see what was happening to this once vibrant woman who, along with my father, were my best friends and will not be forgotten.



I am glad to report to y'all the that country music singer/pianist Mickey Gilley is negotiating with the city fathers of Pasadena, Texas to open his world famous bar once again. He has been in Branson, Missouri along with several others but he is from the deep south as is his cousin, Jerry Lee Lewis, both of which grab my heart when singing Hank Williams or nearly every song they choose...they have heart y'all. Pasadena, Texas is a suburb of Houston. I was assigned an engineering project in LaPorte, Texas and was looking forward to going to “Gilley's”. It used to be the largest bar in the US, but it burned to the ground (for the third time as I recall) before I could get there. LaPorte is about 30 miles from Pasadena and about 20 miles from Houston. In my head I can hear Mickey and/or Jerry Lee singing “Born To Lose” playing that honky-tonk piano.



A while back the Brussels, Belgium police with a search warrant in hand, raided the home and office of a Roman Catholic Archbishop named Godfried Daneels. The cops captured a lot of written material and the hard drive out of his computer. Y’all can guess what the raid was all about but it was in connection with the sexual abuse of minors. The police were not specific if they were looking for evidence against the Archbishop himself of for information about others that participated. The cops did say that the Archbishop was fully cooperating. There is no telling for how long or how much abuse of children has been evident over the centuries.



                This Date in History June 25



1876    Earlier the US Army tasked three US cavalry commanders to form three columns and proceed to south and central Montana and round up the hostile Sioux and Cheyenne and escort them to reservations. A few days earlier the main column of US General John Gibbon was attacked by over 2,000 Sioux warriors and was forced to retreat and re-group. This critical information never reached the other two columns thus informing them of the number of hostiles out there. Anyway, it was on this day that one of the divisions of US General Terry; the 7th Cavalry commanded by Colonel George Custer approached an area of Montana known as Greasy Grass to the Indians. Several of Custer’s Crow and Shoshone scouts returned to Custer with word of the largest Indian gathering ever seen on the northern plains and suggested they wait for reinforcements. Custer blew them off and said they were exaggerating. They were not exaggerating, there were over 5,000 Sioux and Cheyenne led by Crazy Horse and Sitting Bull. Custer ordered his troops into a two pronged attack formation. The Crow and Shoshone scouts asked for time to sing their death songs but Custer refused and launched the attack. He sent Major Benteen and Major Reno and their commands to attack from the east and Custer swung around and attacked from the north. From the time the first shot was fired an estimated 2,500 wild-eyed Sioux and Cheyenne swarmed out of the sea of teepees and delivered the mother of all ass-kickings. Major Benteen and Major Reno were immediately overwhelmed and were forced to dismount and fight from cover. They eventually retreated in a rout and were forced to leave Custer alone, then when Custer saw the overwhelming number of warriors approaching, he hastily established a defense perimeter but it was too little too late. Crazy Horse surrounded the small group and picked them off one at a time until they were all dead. Then the worst happened. The Sioux and Cheyenne women came in and heavily mutilated the dead troopers. It was their belief that if a man’s body was not complete, he could not go to heaven (happy hunting ground). 227 US cavalry troopers were massacred on this day, but the Indians paid a price that has been exacted every day since.



1915   Four days before at the Battle of Ypres in Belgium the Germans unleashed a chlorine gas attack on their French adversaries via artillery shells. The French raised almighty hell at these “barbarism”. Once a person inhales chlorine gas, he dies by drowning in his own body fluids. It is horrible death that takes a long time. On this date the Germans respond by calling the French hypocrites because the French had already invented Mustard gas that is designed for warfare. That was true, but the French had not yet used it. A few weeks earlier the French has indeed used tear gas in an attack on the Germans which essentially blinded the German troops although temporarily, but it did allow the French infantry to attack unopposed. In short, the Germans did not repent nor apologize and the “War to End All Wars” continued its bloody course. Germany lost this war primarily because of the entry into the war by the British and the United States. After the end of the war in 1919 Germany was totally beaten and impoverished making it prime territory someone to restore German pride and hope. That individual showed his ugly head in Munich in 1934 in the form of Adolph Hitler and soon hell on earth prevailed.



1864    On this date US Colonel John Pleasants with the help of some Pennsylvania coal miners begins digging a tunnel under the Confederate line at Petersburg hoping to break the stalemate. Pleasants was convinced by the miners that they could dig a tunnel under the Confederate breastworks pile in tons of black powder and literally blow a hole. After a period of time the miners came to Pleasants and told him that the tunnel was finished and so Pleasants persuaded his superiors to give him the gunpowder needed and he had his miners stack the gunpowder in the end of the tunnel and lit it off. A gigantic explosion resulted in a hole being blown in the Confederate breastworks but another thing happened that was unexpected. In addition to the blast going upward, it went downward also resulting in a steep-walled hole 30 feet deep. A division of US troops (mostly black) were ordered into the gap. A few Confederates atop the breastworks were killed in the blast but when the Confederates recovered, they just leaned over the edge of the hole and slaughtered the troops that were trapped in the bottom of the hole unable to escape. War is hell.



1942    On this date US General Dwight Eisenhower is named as overall commander of the Allied forces in Europe during WWII. Even though “Ike” had never commanded a combat unit in his life, his organizational and planning skills were well known and Roosevelt, Churchill and US General George Marshall felt that these skills overrode any other. They were right. Had it not been for this man and others like him it is unlikely that the Allies would have prevailed over the German war machine.



Born today:



1796    Russian ruler Czar Nicholas I. He said “I do not rule Russia: Ten thousand clerks do.” Nothing has changed has it.



1865    US painter Robert Henri. He said “There are very few people who think what they think they think.” Hey Robert, what have you been smoking?”



1875    English politician Earnest Benn. He said “Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly and providing the wrong remedy,” Sounds like just another day at the office of the Democrats to me.



1945    US singer Carly Simon. She said of her divorce from singer/songwriter James Taylor she said “Basically he refused to dress up like Louis XIV before we had sex; I demand that in my man....” That is too bad Carly, I understand what you mean because I want my partner to dress up like Sacagawea; I demand that in my women.



Died today:



1997    Oceanographer Jacques Cousteau. He said “What is a scientist anyway? He is a man looking through a keyhole, a keyhole of nature, trying to find out what’s going on.” I think Jacques was one of the most respected men of his generation.



2003 Governor of Georgia Lester Maddox. He said “It is great to be alive. A lot of people aren’t you know.” I loved Lester and his searing logic.



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Monday, June 23, 2014

Tuesday


Good morning,



Quote of the day:

The Washington Redskins need to change their disgusting and demeaning name back to just “The Redskins”.

                                                                 Ruth Buzzi



Your President has decided to sent 300 “advisers” to help the Iraqi government with the “insurrection” presently under way. The present Iraqi government is entirely Shiite and the insurrectionists are Sunnis. The Sunnis and Shiites are people of differing religious beliefs. Each one of them believes that Allah means for them to rule the Arab world if not the entire world and they have been fighting about this issue since about 800AD. IT IS A RELIGIOUS WAR! America cannot take sides...but we have. We are sending help to the Shiites and can expect retaliation by the Sunnis and your President has acknowledged this. There have been wars in Europe over religion many, many times including nine Crusades and nothing good ever comes from it. We have not learned a damned thing. There are two tribes in central Africa known as the Tutsis and the Hutus. They hate each other for reason unknown and have fought for centuries including an untold number of massacres of each other. Why doesn't the good ole USA do something about this destruction of humanity? They don't have any oil.



I had occasion to visit with my brother recently. He and I often discuss space travel and the colonization of another planet. We always come to the same conclusion. We have no way to overcome the enormity of time and distance with our present technology...we ain't going nowhere. The closest star system is Alpha Centauri which is about 4.7 light years away. This means that it would take 4.7 years traveling at the speed of light to get there. This velocity is impossible because of the enormous amount of fuel required to accelerate to that speed. Even if we were able to achieve 1/10th the speed of light it would take about 47 years to get there and 47 years back. Even this speed is unimaginable to present day physicists. But if it was this would mean that two generations would be born and die aboard the vehicle while in transit. Not only that, according to Albert Einstein, at that speed time would slow down to about 1/7 that of Earth. The vehicle and the people aboard would have aged about 94 years but Earth would have aged about 650 years. Would the Earth still exist after that time span? Would the mission still be remembered? Here is something to consider. Look up at the sky and pick out a star. It is likely that the light from that star has been traveling toward Earth for millions if not hundreds of millions of years. This means that you are looking into the past. That star may have exploded thousands of years ago but light from that event has not yet arrived. It is tough to wrap you head around, isn't it?



South Carolina politics revisited:

The Republican primary election and run-offs are over and the results are enlightening. A first generation offspring of a couple that immigrated to South Carolina from India, Nikki Haley, won the Republican nomination for governor which all but guarantees that she will be elected Governor in November in this heavily Republican state...she was. She defeated US Congressman Gresham Barrett. Barrett voted to bail out the banks and he is an incumbent which is two strikes. During the campaign some numbskull told the press that he had a sexual encounter with Nikki in the recent past. Nikki has been married 13 years and vehemently denied the allegation. Nobody believed him and we all decided that the only person that could benefit from that kind of mudslinging was Barrett. It was that way for me at least making it strike three. 12 year Congressman Bob Inglis was easily defeated by Spartanburg solicitor (District Attorney) Trey Gowdy for the 4th District seat in the US House of Representatives. I sent two different messages to Inglis on his official web site and received no answer. That is the death knell as far as I am concerned. A person in political office MUST be receptive to their constituents. Another strike was when Inglis called Gowdy “The Spartanburg representative”. Inglis is from Greenville but District Four includes Greenville and Spartanburg. Greenville is more heavily populated than Spartanburg and Inglis was trying to plant a seed of divisiveness just to get the Greenville vote and not only that he supported TARP. How stupid did he think we were? And finally Tim Scott won the Republican nomination for the US House seat for District one. Tim Scott is a black man and is the first black Republican to be nominated for a Congressional seat in South Carolina in over 100 years. Then one of our Senators Jim DeMint resigned and took over as president of Heritage, USA which is a right wing political organization. The previously mentioned Tim Scott was selected to finish out Jim DeMint's term as Senator. There is no doubt that he will be elected Senator on his own...he is well thought of. Remember Governor Mark Sanford? He was elected as US Representative to replace Tim Scott...and the beat goes on.



Let’s recap. The incumbents in House seats in District 4 and 5 are out looking for a job. An offspring of Indian immigrants is almost guaranteed to be Governor of the sovereign state of South Carolina and on top of that, she is a woman. A black man has been elected as the Republican nominee for the US Congressional seat in District 1 and he did this by defeating the son of South Carolina icon Strom Thurmond. Perhaps those out there in the rest of the world will discontinue viewing the people from South Carolina as images from “The Dukes of Hazzard” any longer and see that we have character and savvy and stop your freaking worrying about the Confederate flag on the capitol grounds. It doesn’t bother Darius Rucker, the black man that was lead singer for Hootie and the Blowfish and went to college in Columbia, so why should it bother anyone else that doesn’t live here? Mind your own f--king business. I feel better now.



A while back a “corporate retreat” was held on the banks of the Chattooga River in extreme northwest South Carolina on the Georgia border. I used to go trout fishing on that river. To gain access to the upstream pools my friends and I would ride very narrow an steep trails on motorcycles. The ride was a hoot and a big challenge because the raging Chattooga was just a few feet away and the trail could be very slippery if there had been a heavy rain or an overflow. There are some class five rapids (highest of the ratings) on this famous river. It was made famous in the movie “Deliverance” starring Burt Reynolds. The movie was shot on this river. Some of the meanest rapids are “Five Falls”, “Sock 'em Dog” and probably the worst is called “Devil's Elbow”. The corporate retreat included a raft trip down this river. A passenger from the Tampa area fell out of his raft and was never seen again...until about 10 days later. There was a team of white-water rescue experts on hand and the found this man's corpse via an underwater camera. They said that it will take several days to retrieve the body because of the high water. In the movie the rafters were tossed overboard and three made it to the bank and one was drowned. The problem was the local mountain men in the area. They did not cotton to strangers in their mountains. These guys were portrayed as being just a baby step above a Neanderthal. They hunted the rafters like they were rabbits. I don't know if that is an accurate portrayal but I used to trail ride on my motorcycle just for the fun of it. I was riding a very old logging trail for over and hour and stopped to pee. I was on the crest of an almost vertical cliff. I heard noise and looked over the edge of the cliff and down there about 100 feet was a house, a cabin actually. I did not see any power poles or any wires coming to the cabin. There was a fairly bold stream beside the cabin but no signs of life...except there were clothes on a clothes line beside the cabin. I left as soon as I could. Anyway the rafter that drowned last week was found under a waterfall pinned to the bottom by the hydraulics. It was the “Five Falls” rapids. By the way, that access to upstream Chattooga has been declared a “Primitive” area which means foot traffic only. The trout fishing was fantastic because of its remoteness in the upstream areas not to mention post card scenery...and the bears...and mountain lions...and most of all...the locals.



I got an e-mail from a friend that had this scenario: A few hours before the President arrived on the Gulf Coast for an inspection of what is being done about the oil spill, several bus loads of people are brought in to Grande Isle, Louisiana wearing white jump suits with a “BP” logo. They spread out and start picking up globs of tar and vacuuming the oil that has coated the estuaries. Very soon after the President left, these people got back aboard the buses and are seen no more. I do not know how accurate or truthful this is or even what we can assume from this but either case is not good. I would not put this past “big-oil”.



                      This Date in History June 24



1997    On this day the United States issued its final report on the 1948 incident at Roswell, New Mexico. The locals in the area had reported that a space ship in the shape of a disc had crashed in the desert on a ranch owned by J. J. Brazell. While riding patrol on the ranch, Brazell ran across some scattered metallic debris and two bodies, one alive and the other dead. His descriptions of the bodies are what you imagine them to be today. Big head, small torso, large almond shaped eyes, almost no nostrils or lips, very short and skin with a greenish tint. The local newspaper printed that it was indeed a “flying saucer” and the bodies were those of alien beings. Well, United States Air Force officers and other government officials descended on Roswell and the alleged crash site like locusts and spirited away any scrap of evidence including the bodies. The next day the local newspaper reported that it was a high altitude balloon that had crashed with two dummies that were to be used for high altitude parachute tests. And that is the report that was issued on this date as the “official’ report on the incident and the US government would no longer discuss the incident. There are two things that keep my interest alive when it comes to this and that is soon after the Government officials departed the Roswell area, a hangar at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, Ohio became restricted with an armed AP’s guarding it. Wright-Patterson was noted for its medical facilities on site. Another thing was the extraordinary activity near Grooms Lake, Nevada. This place eventually became the infamous Area 51. By the way, if you have “Google Earth” software, you can crank in ‘Grooms Lake” or just look at the west central area of the Nevada desert and , Voila!, there is an airport with two very, very long runways and various and assorted buildings in a place where the US Government says that there is no such place. I look at it frequently and can see aircraft on the ground but I am unable to determine what kind. Secret bases always make me suspicious.



1675   After fifty years of relative harmony the settlers in the Massachusetts Bay Colony and the Wampanoag tribe began to have disharmony. It all started when the Indians found out that they had a “mole” in the tribe. A “mole” is one that spies on his tribe for the settlers. Anyway the mole was discovered and killed. This angered the settlers and they captured and killed three of the tribe. Well, not to be out done, the chief of the tribe named King Phillip sent an attack group to the new settlement of Swansea, Massachusetts and killed every air-breather there, including birds and livestock. Well, y'all know what happened next. A young war broke out between the tribe and the settlers known as King Phillip’s War. Soon the whole of New England was involved in destroying Indian villages and the Indians destroying settler’s villages. It was a massacre on both sides. The settlers accidentally burned a Narragansett village which brought them onto King Philip’s side and the war was escalated. The Narragansett were easily overcome but King Philip was another story. That tribe was finally brought under control but not before King Philip was found in his secret headquarters in Rhode island and was assassinated by yet another ”mole”. After this the settlers finally gained control as peace (of a sort) again prevailed.



1812    After Czar Alexander I rejected the “continental” plan as described by Napoleon Bonaparte making Napoleon the ruler of the European continent, Napoleon assembled what he calls the “Grand Armee” in anticipation of the invasion of Russia. Napoleon has amassed over 500,000 troops for this adventure. On this day, the invasion began. Napoleon made the same mistake Hitler made 30 years later. He waited too long before advancing. The result was that winter arrived before their objectives were met. Anyway, when Napoleon and his army arrive at the gates of Moscow and Petersburg in the middle of the winter, suddenly he smelled smoke and soon all of Moscow is an inferno. The Russians had move out into the countryside carrying their extra food and supplies with them and burned any building that could be used as shelter denying Napoleon and his army protection from the fierce Russian winter that was already upon them. Napoleon had no choice but head his young ass back to France. The Russian army was waiting. At nearly every bridge the Russians would wait until the majority of the troops were across and then burn the bridge stranding some of Napoleon’s troops on the other side where they were massacred by the awaiting Russians. Anyway, Napoleon arrived back in the Balkans with just over 100,000 troops. That right folks, he had lost 400,000 troops. This adventure by Napoleon is one of the worst military disasters in recorded history.



1853    As one might expect, the California gold rush brought a lot of gold seekers but it also brought a hell of a lot of bandits one of which was Joachim Murrieta and his number one henchman “Three Fingered” Jack. Joachim and Jack were raising hell with the gold miners and were named “The Terror of the Stanislaus” meaning the Stanislaus River. The miners finally got fed up and hired a group of professional man-hunters to bring Joachim and Jack to justice. Joachim became this vengeful because he came to the Stanislaus River from Mexico to pan for gold but because of his Mexican heritage, he was beaten, his claim stolen and his wife repeatedly raped. After all of this Joachim formed his own gang of Mexicans and sought his revenge. Anyway, the man-hunters hired by the miners departed Stockton, California seeking Joachim and his gang. It was reported that the man-hunters found Joachim and his gang near El Tajon Pass. On this day they arrived back in Stockton and spiked the head of Joachim Murrieta on top of a lamp post and hung the hand of Three Fingered Jack on a string below. They explained that it was a lot easier to do it this way than to have to bring them in alive.



Born today:



1842    US writer Ambrose Bierce. He said there are four kinds of murder. “Felonious, excusable, justifiable and praiseworthy.” Does anyone know a person that fits the last two?



1915    English astronomer Sir Fred Doyle. He said “Space is not that far away. You can reach it in your car in a couple of hours if you drive straight up.”



1946  US politician Robert Reich. He said “In Washington it is dog eat dog. In academia it just the opposite.”



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Sunday, June 22, 2014

Monday


Good morning,



Quote of the day:

Go for it today. The future is promised to no one.”

                                 William Dyer



I saw a program that reminded about how freaking crazy people can be over nothing. Back in 1991 in the suburban city of Channel View near Houston, Texas, a mother wanted her daughter to be a junior high school cheerleader. Her daughter did not make the team and it did not seem to bother her. But her mother wanted it so bad that she hired a “hit man” (really a cop wearing a wire) to kill the mother of a 13 year old girl that she felt was her daughter's competition. The deal was set which was a pair of diamond earrings worth about $75,000. When the diamonds were handed over it was all over. She was tried, convicted of conspiracy to commit murder and sentenced to 15 years. She immediately appealed and she was allowed to stay free for the five years it took for the appeal to make it to court. During this time she drove by her intended victim's house numerous times scaring the daughter. The mother finally plead “no contest” and was sentenced to 6 months in prison and 9.5 years probation. All of this because a junior high school cheer leading spot. Some people are crazy as hell. By the way, Channel View is a very high end community.



Here is something to contemplate. Assume you are an alien along with thousands of others in a vessel on your way from another solar system to visit Earth for the first time. You have established contact with people on Earth and they know you are coming. Knowing what you know about the history of mankind, where would you choose to land today to expect the least hostility? Keep in mind that ever since recorded history began there has always been turmoil somewhere on the planet.



Along the same lines...How would you as a resident of Earth feel about the arrival of such a vessel?



The past revisited:

That gadabout Governor of South Carolina Mark Sanford has once again gone on vacation without informing Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer. It has been confirmed that he spent two days with his four sons over Father’s Day on Sullivan’s Island, SC. The Governor will be back in his office on a day late. His staff claims that he was never out of touch with his office. There was a small change this time. He was accompanied by a couple of SLED agents at the behest of SLED Commander Reggie Lloyd. To those that are unaware, SLED is the law enforcement arm of the Attorney General of South Carolina. The latest rumor on the street is that the reason the Governor went to Argentina last year come hell or high water was that his “soul mate” was delivering their child that week. A continuation of this saga is that Sanford moved his “soul mate” and their child to the vicinity of Columbia, South Carolina as soon as the child was old enough. Like I say, this is just rumor but it would explain a lot of things. By the way, on this last vacation the Governor’s location other than Sullivan’s Island to see his son’s, is unknown…except to the SLED agents.



Recently the ex-mayor of North Charleston, South Carolina Bobby Kinard had convinced himself that his wife was cheating on him. He retrieved a sidearm and went to her apartment. The man that Bobby thought was his wife’s paramour was there and Bobby shot him. The man was just wounded but when a police car pulled up outside Bobby blew his own brains out. His wife said that he had been suffering from post traumatic stress syndrome from his days as a helicopter door gunner in Nam. His depression was so severe lately that he was seeing a psychiatrist and taking powerful anti-depressants. He talked frequently about being in combat but to make matters worse, his son was in a combat unit in Afghanistan. His wife claimed that the man Bobby wounded was just her friend. At one point in my life I was accused by a very jealous husband of being the lover of his wife. They were going through a very bitter divorce at the time. I was not even a friend of this woman much less a lover but I could have ended up very dead. I just kept a lot of space between me and that man and woman until everything calmed down. No, I did not pursue her even then; I was not going to take a chance.



As most of y’all know some of the shrimpers and oystermen on the Gulf Coast have been reimbursed by BP (British Petroleum) for income lost due to the oil leak in the Gulf. Your friend and mine, the Internal Revenue Service is looking into seeking income tax on those awards. These guys used the net income on past income tax returns as the basis for their money reimbursement requests and now the IRS wants a part of what is essentially their net income. What the hell is America coming to?



There is a restaurant in Gulf Shores, Alabama named “Lulu’s”. The owner is Lucy Buffett who has a famous brother named Jimmy. A while back Lucy announced that she was working up a free concert on the beach starring Jimmy Buffet and the Coral Reefers Band, Kenny Chesney and the Zac Brown Band. The tourist industry in Gulf Shores was suffering because of the oil spill and Lucy and her brother want to encourage people to come anyway. Jimmy and Lucy are Mobile, Alabama natives but spent many, many hours on the beach at Gulf Shores and the Flora-Bama Lounge in particular. I wonder how long those tickets lasted.



                                        This Date in History June 23



1996 On this date John Gotti, better known as the “The Teflon Don”, is sentenced to life without parole on a RICO charge. A RICO charge is about racketeering but Gotti was convicted of conspiracy to commit murder and extortion. He had been arrested and put on trial and had been acquitted many times thus the nickname “Teflon Don”. Gotti was raised on the mean streets of Brooklyn, New York and became a member on organized crime at an early age. He was an enforcer or one who collected money due the organization by what ever means it took, including murder. He worked his way up to a “capo” or a captain which was third in line to the “Don” or the head of the organization. Gotti was an ambitious devil and decided that the wanted to be the head of his organization which was a branch of the Gambino crime family. The leader of Gotti’s group was Paul “Big Pauli” Castellano. Castellano was a tall man with salt and pepper wavy hair. After a while Gotti decided that he had reached a point where he needed to take over the leadership so he did the honorable thing. He sent three assassins to Sparks Steak House in Brooklyn and awaited the arrival of Big Pauli who was known to be coming there for supper. Sure enough Big Pauli and the driver of his limo Anthony “Fat Tony” Bilotti arrive and the assassins open up with a hailstorm of automatic gunfire and Big Pauli and Fat Tony are dead before they hit the sidewalk. The next day began the reign of John Gotti. Gotti died a horrible death in prison from cancer of the throat. God works in mysterious ways.



1959 Back in 1930 a brilliant but young scientist in Germany name Klaus Fuchs joins the German Communist Party. In 1934 Klaus decides that he had better get the hell out of Germany because of the rise of the Nazi Party which was the dead set enemy of Communists. So he moves to London and is soon recognized for the brilliant scientist that he was. A few years later England and the United States began testing the waters for a nuclear weapon. England hired Fuchs in spite of his Communist background and used him as a research scientist for a nuclear project. Fuchs did not disappoint and proved to be very knowledgeable. The English sent Fuchs to the United States and was absorbed into the Manhattan Project and in fact he joined the other scientists at Los Alamos, New Mexico where the first actual nuclear device was invented and detonated. Little did anyone know that Fuchs had already contacted a Soviet spy and began feeding his information on the progress of America’s attempt at a nuclear weapon. In fact he sent this spy the actual blueprint of “Fat Man” or the bomb that was dropped on Nagasaki. It was after the capture of Fuchs and the understanding of how much damaging information had been passed to the Russians that Harry Truman authorized the research into a H-bomb, or a bomb that was a thousand times more powerful that the Hiroshima bomb. The first one of these was detonated in 1952. Anyway, Fuch was found out and convicted and went to prison. He was released on this date for good behavior after just 12 years. They could not try him for treason because neither England nor the United States was at war with Russia at the time of the acts of espionage. Fuch immediately went to Communist East Germany where he lived out his days. He died in 1988, the chicken-shit bastard that he was.



1776 Earlier England had called sea Captain Peter Parker out of a ten year retirement and tasked him with capturing Charleston, South Carolina and providing support to the Loyalists. On this date Captain Parker and his armada approached Charleston and opened fire on Sullivan’s Island embrasures. Well, the fortifications were made with Palmetto logs that are so soft that the naval artillery shells just buried into the logs and did not explode doing little or no damage. Then the commander of the forces on Sullivan’s Island, Colonel William Moultrie, directed a very accurate and efficient return barrage that did tremendous damage to Parker’s ships especially his flagship the HMS Bristol. Parker himself was injured in both legs and ended up with his pants removed so his wounds could be treated. To add insult to injury the Royal Governor William Campbell who was also on the Bristol, was killed along with 261 more English sailors. The HMS Sphinx had its bowsprit shot away and the HMS Actaeon ran aground right in front of Moultrie’s deadly guns and was shot into kindling. Captain Parker decided to get is young ass out of range of Moultrie’s death dealing ordinance and the battle was ended. The Patriots suffered six with minor injuries.



1862 Earlier the commander of the Army of the Potomac, US General George McClellan, had been transporting his army down the Chesapeake and disembarking them on the end of the James River peninsula in the hope of attacking Richmond from the southeast. This jackass had his army in place since June 1 and had been moving slowly and timidly ever since. CSA General Robert E. Lee had been watching and wondering the whole time wondering what McClellan had in mind. On this date General Lee calls a conference with his Corp commanders. Lee had decided that he was tired of waiting on McClellan’s first move and mapped out an assault on the Yankee left flank to begin on June 26. Lee had to wait a day or two because the troops of his II Corps were still on the way from the Shenandoah Valley but that Corps commander, CSA General Thomas J. “Stonewall” Jackson was present at the meeting. The attack on the 26th began with the Battle of Mechanicsville which was the first of the series of battles known as the Seven Days. At the end of these battles McClellan turned around, re-boarded the awaiting ships and sailed his young ass back up the Chesapeake Bay to safety. He was a horrible commander, but Lincoln did not have anyone else. He kicked out McClellan and made a desk jockey named General Ambrose Burnsides as commander and he promptly leaped right into a meat grinder trap set by CSA General Robert E. Lee at Fredericksburg and the Army of the Potomac suffered its most ignominious defeat. But that is another story.



1878 In 1822 Martin Sweeney was born somewhere in New Jersey. At the age of 23 he got gold fever and headed west and ended up being a blacksmith on an Apache Indian reservation. Sweeney became absorbed into the Apache lifestyle and gained a great respect for the Apache abilities to survive in the desert when honkies could not. He was asked to be a US Government liaison officer since he had learned the language. Sweeney refused because he found something that held his attention better and that being mining speculation. Along the way Sweeney gained a reputation as a man with a quick temper and an even quicker set of fists. He and a partner named Oliver Boyer bought controlling interest in silver mines near Tombstone, Arizona. On this date, Martin and his partner Oliver, enter into a heated argument. Even though Sweeney was good with his fists he did not pack a gun but Oliver did. The argument reached a fever pitch and eventually Oliver pulled a gun and shot Martin in the chest killing him instantly. Oliver was sentenced to 25 years in prison.



Born today:



1876 US writer Irving Cobb. Upon hearing that his boss was sick he said “My God, I hope it is nothing trivial.”



1925 NFL team owner Art Modell. He said “The power and presence of a professional football team in a town is far more important that 30 libraries.”
Shut up, you dumb-ass.



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