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Quote of the day:


“You just might be a Republican if you have ever uttered the phrase 'Why don't we just bomb the sons-of-bitches!.'”


                             Dennis Miller






Trivia question as to the most expensive privately financed construction project in American history...it is the Trans-Alaska pipeline. It begins in Prudhoe Bay and ends in Valdez.






Last week down in Aiken, SC, Millwood elementary school was about to release the little kiddies and the soccer Mom's were lining up out front in their SUV's. They were inching along when 46 year old Angela Lott pulled up in line in her six year old Chevy SUV. The only problem is that Angela took a nap just before she reached the car ahead and she crawled up the back of a 2011 Lexus SUV. The cops came and Angela agreed to a Breathalyzer test. This girl blew a .18 making her drunk as Cooter Brown. As you might suspect, she was escorted to the joint and the cops made arrangements to take her kids to the house. Driving drunk is bad enough, but with kids aboard is extreme negligence.






Last year a 26 year old man was boating in Lake Murray and chose to drink a lot of beer. He actually got pretty hammered and ran over another boat and killed two 24 year old women. He was tested for alcohol and he blew a .11 which is over what the state considers legally drunk. He was charged with driving a boat under the influence and criminal negligent homicide. This past Friday he went to trial and was convicted on both counts and was sentenced to 10 years in the joint. Upon the announcement of the sentence the man began sobbing and turned to the relatives of the two he had killed and told them how sorry he was. The item did not say if a parole limit had been added of not. What this means is if a limit is applied he would not be eligible for parole until 80% of his sentence had been served or something lie that. In any event, he has some tough times ahead.






Back in December the husband of a 26 year old Oklahoma City woman died of cancer. She had a baby shortly after and the infant is now about 3 months old. After the funeral an 18 year old man showed up at her front door claiming to be her neighbor and wanted to extend his condolences. She did not let him in the house. Last week he showed up again only this time he had a partner and a 12 inch Bowie knife. She saw them trying to get in to her house so she quickly put a bottle in the baby's mouth, gathered up a .45 caliber 1911 automatic and a 12 gauge shotgun. She yelled out to the potential intruders that she was armed and called 911. She told the dispatcher that she was alone with a 3 month old infant and asked if it was OK to shoot if they got inside. The dispatcher correctly responded by telling her that she must do whatever is necessary to protect the child. About that time one of the men kicked open a back door and she opted for the shotgun and sent that intruder to the promised land. The other intruder saw what happened and fled. The cops did an investigation and declared correctly that it was a case of justifiable homicide and no charges would be forthcoming. I like it.






           This date in history March 14






1991 On November 21, 1974 bombs explode in two different Birmingham, England pubs killing 22 and injuring many more. From the forensic evidence the police know the bombs were manufactured by the Irish Republican Army. So the police round up known IRA members and take them in for “interrogation”. The problem with the friction between Northern Ireland and England goes back to the time of King James I of England in about 1604. To dilute the almost constant rebellions by the waspish Irish Catholics, King James took control of five “shires” or counties in Ireland and kicked out the Irish and the Catholic churches in those shires and brought over Scottish Lords and their tenants and Church of England and repopulated that area with these people and called it Ulster. Later on the Irish gained their independence from England and stayed Catholic, all except Ulster. Ulster being totally Scottish and members of the Church of England (protestant) voted to stay under the umbrella of the King of England. So what you have here is most of the island of Ireland independent Catholics except for a section of the northeast corner being English protestant. That section is known to this day as Northern Ireland, an English protectorate. Over the years the law forbidding Irish to live and own lands in Ulster disappeared and now you have a volatile mix of Irish Catholics and Scottish Protestants living side by side, an even more volatile situation. The Irish in Northern Ireland want the British out and for Northern Ireland to join with the rest of independent Ireland. The British army ain’t leaving because Northern Ireland is an English state and the Protestants want the British army there to protect them. Anyway, after the police gather up the IRA guys who are yelling and screaming the whole time that they are innocent, finally three of the nine that are arrested confess but the other six still maintain their innocence but are put on trial anyway. Using the flimsiest of evidence like residue off their fingertips, they are convicted and sentence to long terms. On this date the so-called Birmingham six are released. Forensic experts had determined that the residue from their fingertips that the prosecution said came from bombs could have come from a cigarette wrapper or a deck of cards. It is my personal belief that the English authorities saw a chance to get some of the IRA off the street and fabricated evidence to get it done. The six stayed in prison for 14 years while being innocent, however. It is bad enough when you have friction between different political factions, but when you throw in a religious issue, there is no end to it. Look at the Sunnis and the Shiites. They have been at each others throats since about 880 AD with no end in sight.






1862 On this date US General Ambrose Burnside put ashore 12,000 troops about 10 miles south of New Bern, North Carolina and began an assault on the city from the south. The town has about 6,000 Confederate soldiers led by CSA General Lawrence Branch. There were considerable defenses around the city and the attacking Yankees had much difficulty overcoming these embrasures. But the Confederates did not have enough men to adequately defend and were eventually forced to retreat. One bright spot was that Confederate General Zebulon Vance ferried his troops across to an island by boat and then burned the bridge that connected it to the mainland preventing capture of his troops. Zebulon Vance ended up being a Governor of North Carolina.






1776 Alexander Hamilton is promoted to Captain in an artillery unit for the Continental Army in and around New York. His skill attracted the attention of George Washington and he was commissioned as a Lieutenant Colonel and personal aide to Washington. He served Washington well and was present at the turning of the tide at the Battle of Yorktown. After the war Hamilton became the Secretary of the Treasury. During the campaign for the second term of John Adams, Hamilton backed Adams instead of his party’s nominee, Aaron Burr. Adams won probably because of Hamilton support. Then Burr ran for the Governor of New York and was again opposed by Hamilton. Well, Burr felt this was the final insult and challenged Hamilton to a duel. Duels were against the law in New York so the two went over to Weehawken, New Jersey and dueled. Hamilton was fatally wounded; Burr survived but was no longer a viable political entity in these United States.






1919 Perhaps the most prolific author of western novels of all published his first book, The Untamed. Max Brand cranked out novel after novel but he wasn’t the real thing. Max Brand was one of twenty pen names of Frederick Faust. Faust was born and raised in poverty in the San Joachim Valley of California. He used various pen names because he was not really proud of what he had written. He realized that most of his writings would end up at pulp fiction novels even though he became very wealthy. Faust claimed to hate the American west and lived most of his life in Europe. In his western novels there was a central character named Dan Barry who would essentially run from trouble but if he saw the innocent being wronged, he would jump in and kick ass, a familiar theme. Bad novels or not, it is estimated that he wrote 3 million words in his novels and short stories. He also created the character of Doctor Kildare that later became a TV series. Frederick “Max Brand” Faust went to that great publisher in the sky in 1944. I’ll take Louis L’Amour anytime.






Born today:






1681 German composer Frederick Handel. When asked about his composing of Hallelujah Chorus. In his composing The Messiah he said “Whether I was inside my body or outside, only God knows.” That is concentration, y'all.






1920 US cartoonist Hank Ketchum. He said “Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don’t swallow it.” Good advice, but few can accept if for long without believing it.






1933 US songwriter Quincy Jones. He said “I don’t deserve to be in the Songwriter’s Hall of Fame, but a few years ago I got a brain operation, I didn’t deserve that either, so I will accept it.”






1945 British comic Jasper Carrott. He said “I am amazed at radio DJ’s today. I am convinced that AM stands for “Absolute Moron”. I am not going to being to tell you what FM stands for.”






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