Daily history

Good morning,




Quote of the day:

US General John Sedgwick rode up to a high point to observe the progress of the Battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse during the American Civil War. Up on arrival his staff told him that he ought to take cover. Sedgwick said “They could not hit an elephant at this dis…..”



The new South Carolina legislature has enacted a new law requiring that anyone wishing to vote must show proof of citizenship including a photo before they can enter the polls. This proposal was vehemently opposed by the Democrats. The reason given was that the newer citizens would not be familiar with the law. The translation of that is that the illegal alien votes for the Democrats will be voided in the state of South Carolina. I like it.



Up in Charlotte, NC a dog owner (13 pit bulls) has lost all of his animals to the SPCA. An animal control officer saw the dogs in this man’s back yard and all of them appeared to be severely underweight and many had mange. The dogs were captured and all appeared to be friendly but they all will be put down because of their reputation. The animal control officer said that a few of the animals had “battle scars” on their muzzles indicating they were fighting dogs. Dogs with fighting experience will not be put up for adoption…they are too dangerous.



On Thursday morning a woman was asleep on a USAir flight from Boston to Charlotte. She was awakened by her seatmate that she did not know massaging her breasts. She woke up and told the masher to knock it off and then called a flight attendant, but before the attendant got there he had copped yet another feel. The attendant found her another seat and told the pilot about these events the he notified the Charlotte USAir ops about the situation. A couple of Charlotte’s finest was waiting at the gate for this jackass. I wonder what row she was on…how deeply she slept, etc, etc? I am just joking.



Here is an event that I experienced as an air traffic controller. It was at Moody Air Force Base near Valdosta, Ga. Moody was a training base for all-weather interceptors. After a class got to a certain point, drone aircraft would be launched from Tyndall Air Force Base near Panama City, Florida to a point in the Gulf of Mexico and the fighter/interceptors from Moody would be radar guided toward the drone until the aircraft radar picked it up, then the fighter was to shoot down the drone, regardless of the weather. One of the pilots in training had a wife that was afraid for her husband flying fighters. Her husband had received special permission for his wife to watch a “maximum effort” night launch from the control tower where I was. It was supposed to give her confidence. Her husband successfully got his F-86D off the ground and was up to about 500 feet when he declared “Mayday” meaning he was in serious trouble. His plane exploded into a ball of flame and crashed to the earth about 2 miles south of the base. There is no need for me to tell you what turmoil ensued. She was pregnant, too.



This date in history January 28




1917    Earlier in 1914 the President of Mexico, Victoriano Huerta, had resigned and there was an ensuing power struggle between Pancho Villa and his former compatriot Venustiana Carranza for the Presidency. The United States recognized Carranza as president which gave Villa severe heartburn. In his anger, Villa killed 15 of his own people. If that wasn’t enough, in order to show his displeasure with the American government, he crossed the Rio Grande River into New Mexico and raided the small town of Columbus, New Mexico killing 16 Americans. The American army was soon on his ass and killed 50 of his number in the United States and 70 more in Mexico. Not long after that US President Woodrow Wilson ordered General John “Black Jack” Pershing to take an army into Mexico and bring back Pancho Villa dead or alive. Pershing searched for 11 months and did not even catch sight of the elusive Villa. The Mexicans got fed up with the American military being in their country so long and tensions rose to the point that a small Mexican militia attacked Pershing’s troops killing 17 troopers but losing 35 of their own. Under constant pressure from the Mexican government, on this day Pershing was ordered home having failed in his mission to capture Villa. Villa continued his guerilla raids in northern Mexico until the brother of Victoriano Huerta became president then Villa retired. That didn’t help though, because he was assassinated three months later.



1777    On this date British General John Burgoyne submits a battle plan to British General Sir Henry Clinton. Burgoyne suggested that he head a large force of 8,000 troops out of Canada and go down Lake Champlain, the Mohawk River and eventually the Hudson River and isolate New England from the rest of the colonies. Burgoyne felt that if he could accomplish this it would make Philadelphia ripe for the picking by British General Howe. The plan was approved and Burgoyne achieved a modicum of success when he captured Fort Ticonderoga on Lake Champlain. What Burgoyne did not plan on was the over extension of his supply lines the further south he moved. Eventually the Patriots simply swung around and cut his supply line. Soon after this Burgoyne lost the Battle of Bennington, Vermont and engaged in a bloody draw at Bemis Heights, New York. After these battles he was unable to re-supply his troops so he retreated 16 miles north to Saratoga, New York and surrendered his remaining 6,000 troops to US General Horatio Gates. When the government of France saw this victory they officially recognized the United States as an independent nation which, of course, meant war with England. France had been covertly sending America money and the tools of war now they did it openly and with much more supplies. This decision by France assured an American victory because it meant that England would have to fight a war on both sides of the Atlantic.



1958    On this date a 19 year old high school dropout from Lincoln, Nebraska named Charles Starkweather and his 14 year old girlfriend Carol Fugate murder a Lincoln business man, his wife and their maid. This was the last in a string of 10 murder committed by the duo. This murder spree began at the home of Carol and an argument broke out between Charles and Carol’s parents. Charles chose to shoot Carol’s parent and strangle Carol’s two year old sister. Carol and Charles stayed holed up in the house for a few days before leaving in Charles’ car. Their next victims was a farmer and two teens and after that it was the previously mention Lincoln businessman, wife and maid. They were not done yet. They shot and killed a traveling shoe salesman to get his car. They were surrounded and captured near Douglas, Wyoming. Both Charles and Carol were convicted of murder and Charles got the death penalty and Carol got life. In 1959 Charles Starkweather went to meet his maker medium rare after a visit with the Nebraska version of “Old Sparky”, the electric chair. Carol was paroled after 18 years in the slammer. How could that girl sit in the house with her dead parents and sister for several days? They paroled her because she was so young at the time of the murders. I will have to call bullshit on that.



1986    On this day the space shuttle Challenger was set to launch for the 10th time. All previous missions with this vessel had been flawless. The shuttle had been scheduled to launch on January 22 but there were weather issues so the launch date was pushed back to January 28. Aboard with the regular astronauts was a school teacher name Christa McAuliffe from New Hampshire. The outside air temperature was below freezing and the rocket booster manufacturer warned the launch officials that some of the parts of the rocket booster do not operate well in cold weather, especially the O-ring seals. They warned that they became brittle in the cold and would hot hold. The launch officials blew it off and at 11:39a the Challenger blasted off. Seventy-three seconds into the flight the shuttle exploded into a spectacular three armed display and fell into the Atlantic killing all aboard. An investigation later proved that an O-ring seal had indeed failed and the flame from the rocket boosters had not been contained inside the cylinder causing an explosion. The arrogance of the launch officials in allowing the launch in spite of being warned set space exploration back several years.



Born today:

1887    Polish pianist Arthur Rubenstein. He said “When I was young, I had success with women because I was young. Now I have success with women because I am old. Middle age was hell.” Way to go, Arthur, way to go!



1933    US writer Susan Sontag. She said “The best answer is one that destroys the question.” Susan is no longer with us.



1948    Latvian dancer Mikhail Baryshnikov. He said “When we dancers watch Fred Astaire, we know we are in the wrong business.” Fred was a pleasure to watch.



Died today:

1960    US writer Zora Hurston. She said “Every distant ship has every man’s dream aboard.” It does for me at least.



1996    Russian writer Josef Brodsky. He said “Life, the way it really is, is not a battle between bad and good, it is a battle between bad and worse.” And I thought I was a pessimist.



Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow.