Monday, August 31, 2009

AUGUST 31ST ****Soap Box Alert****

Good morning,


Quote of the day:

"The reason there are so few females in politics is because it is too much trouble to put make-up on two faces." Maureen Murphy

Today's lesson will be a little different format. This past weekend two organizations met in Downtown Greenville for the purpose of putting the Confederate flag back on the top of the state capitol building. It used to be there but so much pressure was put on the politicians to remove it that it was indeed taken down but still is on display somewhere on the state capitol grounds. The leader in the protest was the NAACP who said the flag represents racism and slavery to them and is therefore offensive. They also have chosen to boycott South Carolina because the flag has not been removed completely. The rest of this prologue will be the history of slavery so be advised.

Slavery has existed on this planet since before recorded history. There are hieroglyphs on Egyptian tombs that show the Egyptians enslaving any peoples they defeated in combat. One of the largest enterprises of the Vikings was the slave trade as well as the Mongols sweeping down from the far east. They would enslave those that they thought they could sell and murder the rest. But lets get closer to the present. The trade for African slaves began when one tribe in the interior would raid another tribe in the interior and take them across the Sahara and sell them to the Arabs in North Africa. Then the slave trade began in earnest. There were seven or eight African nations on the coasts of Africa that were the outlet African slaves for hundreds of years. They always had a small supply on hand but when they spotted a slave ship's mast on the horizon, they would send raiding parties into the interior and round up a number of their brethren and have them ready to sell when the slaver docked. This is documented both by the kings of these countries and by the ship owners. Most of the time, white men were only allowed off their ships for a very short time to make payment.

The very first African slave to step foot on the North American continent were those brought by the Spanish into what was then known as Spanish Florida in about 1560. Spanish Florida in those days went from the Jacksonville area to the Mississippi River. This meant that most of the slaves went ashore in the Saint Augustine, Florida, New Orleans, Mobile and Pensacola areas where deep water ports existed. The next instance was a British crew sailing a man-of-war under a Dutch flag sailed into Jamestown, Virginia in about 1609 and traded slaves for food. The same thing happened in the port of Plymouth, Massachusetts about 1629. There is no need for me to tell you how many American Indians that were enslaved by the settlers and sailed back to Europe and sold into slavery. As far as I can research the first African that stepped ashore in the American colonies was near Beaufort, South Carolina in Port Royal Sound. The influx of slaves into the colonies, mostly by Dutch and English ships, continued unabated until the colonies passed a law in about 1806 forbidding the import of slaves. As you might suspect, before the law was passed a close census was taken of the existing slaves to make sure the present population was self-sustaining, meaning just as many slaves were born as died. The biggest ports for the sale of slaves was New Orleans, LA., Mobile, Alabama, Savannah, Georgia, Charleston, SC and Annapolis, Maryland. There were other smaller ports but these were the largest.

There is no question that slavery was important to the southern states agrarian society. The biggest problem was that any exports from the southern ports would have to pass through the northern ports so people like the big cotton and commodity brokers in New York could get their cut. This made the southern raised cotton and other commodities more costly in Europe and other areas than they needed to be. The southern planters complained but the United States Congress sided with those power brokers in the North and that was the root of most of the problem. The Southern states decided to secede from the Union so they could sell their commodities to whomever they wanted to at whatever price they could get. There were other issues but slavery was not an issue in the beginning of the American Civil War, the issue as decreed by Abe was preservation of the Union, hoping patriotism would be the impetus. After the Union army was severely defeated by a rag-tag Confederate army at the Battle of First Manassas and several battles afterward, the northern newspapers were screaming "Stop the bloodbath, let them have their own nation." Wisely, Abe did not buy that and changed horses and made the abolition of slavery as the main issue appealing to morality rather than patriotism. It worked.

Keeping in mind that the Confederate battle flag did not exist until 1861, lets do a comparison using NAACP logic as to the display of flags.

The following states/nations should be boycotted and their flags banned because of their involvement with the enslavement of Africans.

Georgia, South Carolina, Maryland, Virginia, Louisiana, Alabama, Massachusetts, Great Britain, the Netherlands the modern African nations of Chad, Mali, Mauritania, Niger, Sudan, Togo, Ghana, Togo, Benin and last but not least, Ethiopia. That's right, folks, the World Health Organization has verified that slavery is alive and well in these African nations today. I did not mention the other eight African nations that were in the slave trade hundreds of year before the arrival of the Europeans.

I believe that that girl from Birmingham, Alabama that disappeared from Aruba without a trace is in one of these countries as a slave.

Let's all go the the United Nations building and protest the display of the flags of all the above nations as being racists and a reminder of slavery. Oh by the way, I forgot Zanzibar. That is where a great many potential slaves of all nationalities and hues are gathered and sold to the various above mention nations.

The NAACP says that the Confederate battle flag indicates racism and slavery. That is not what it means to me and thousands of others that know what really happened in that terrible struggle. It reminds me of the 20th Maine at Little Round Top, the 4th Alabama at Little Round Top, The US Prentiss regiment at the "Hornet's Nest" at Shiloh, the "Stonewall" division in the Shenadoah Valley Campaign and many other displays of raw human courage and determination by members of this melting pot of humanity known as Americans.

How can we ever forget that?

I warned y'all about my soap box.

 
AUGUST 31ST
 
1777 On this date Patriot Captain Samuel Mason survives a savage Indian attack on Fort Henry (which he commanded) on the Ohio frontier. The Indians were a montage of different tribes in the Ohio valley, Mason was a member of a distinguished Virginia family. At the beginning of the attack, a few of Mason’s troops were caught outside the stockade trying to retrieve some livestock and drive them back inside the fort. Mason and 14 other troops rushed outside to help those trapped outside but that is just what the Indians wanted and ambushed them. All of the rescuers were killed except Mason. He was severely wounded and crawled under a log and was not detected. Yet another rescue team ran out to help Mason and they were wiped out also. Eventually Mason made his way back into the fort, recovered from his wounds and stayed the fort commander for several more years. Later on Mason fell on hard times and was accused of thievery. Mason responded by going deeper into the western frontier which meant those settlements on the Mississippi River. For reasons known only to Mason, he organized a small gang including his brother, and began preying on the boats and barges traveling the river plus raids on some of the villages and settlers on the Natchez Trace. Mason’s gang enjoyed quite a bit of success because of the lack of law enforcement. Remember, west of the River belonged to France, we had not yet made the Louisiana Purchase. Eventually Mason and his gang was captured on the west bank of the river by French troops and delivered to Colonial officials at the Natchez, Mississippi outpost. The gang shot their way out by killing three guards. After this a large reward was put on Mason’s head, dead or alive. The money was too much of a temptation for a couple of Mason’s gang members and they killed and beheaded Mason and took the head to the Natchez outpost to try and collect the reward. A couple of the officials at Natchez outpost recognized the two as being members of Mason’s gang and they were promptly hanged. To this day, no one has ever figured out why Mason went on the other side of the law, but greed was his undoing.


1939 On this date Adolph Hitler orders the invasion of Poland and 58 divisions mass on the Polish border in a line about 1,700 miles long. Hitler had been warned by Great Britain, France and Spain that any invasion into Poland would mean war. So Hitler sends a few German soldiers across into Poland dressed in Polish uniforms and had them re-cross into Germany and destroy a few inconsequential buildings. They then brought in several prisoners, dressed them in Polish uniforms and them killed them and claimed that Poland had invaded Germany and were killed and here are the bodies to prove it. After that, the 58 division cranked up and crossed the Polish frontier led by swarms of Panzer and Tiger tanks. The brave but foolish Polish cavalry responds with a charge on horseback like they did in the days of Napoleon. Of course they were annihilated. The next afternoon war was declared on Germany by the majority of the rest of Europe and hell ensued.

1864 This day sees the Battle of Jonesboro, Georgia. US General William T. Sherman had been slugging his way toward Atlanta from Chattanooga, Tennessee, a distance of about 100 miles whist facing the CSA army commanded by CSA General Joseph E. Johnston. Johnston was a believer in rock solid defense and let the enemy beat their brains out trying to crack it. That strategy was not working with Sherman and the CSA army had been constantly retreating since Chattanooga. A few days earlier, CSA President Davis had relieved Johnston and installed CSA General John Bell Hood who was known to be very aggressive. Hood did not disappoint and ordered several attacks on the Union army but the CSA army suffered appalling losses to the point that the CSA army was deemed ineffective. On this day General Sherman orders the capture of the railroad south of Atlanta near Jonesboro, Georgia. This was the last supply route into Atlanta. A CSA division commanded by General William Hardee attacks the dug in Union troops near Jonesboro and is repulsed with staggering losses and the Union forces cut the railroad and that was the end of Atlanta, Georgia.

1985 Earlier a man the newspapers name “The Night Stalker” had been terrorizing the people of Los Angeles. He would sneak into a house late at night, shoot any men present and then rape, kill and mutilate any women there. The police had a hell of a time finding out who it was because he left no witnesses. He had murdered at least 12 people before the police got a break and was able to identify the prime suspect as Richard Ramirez. The police debated as to whether or not to publish his photo and describe his car in the newspaper being afraid it would warn Ramirez that they were on to him. Fortunately Ramirez was on a road trip and when he arrived in Los Angeles late in this day, he saw his face on the front page pf the paper and on TV. He was driving down the street in a Latino neighborhood when he was recognized. The men in the neighborhood dragged that son-of-a-bitch out of his car and began beating the living shit out of him. The police finally arrive and dragged Ramirez away from the howling mob just in time or he would have been killed. During his trial he yelled and screamed at the jury claiming he was a devil worshipper. He was sentenced to death and yelled on his way out of the courtroom that he was not afraid of death; it was part of his reward of worshipping the Devil. But this bastard filed appeals which were denied, of course, but if he awaited death why was he appealing the death penalty? All of that courtroom bravado was bullshit. He is as afraid of death like the rest of us. He remains on death row to this day. Like I say, lets go back to medieval times with monsters such as this.

Born today:

1870 Italian educator Maria Montessori. She said “If help and salvation are to come, it must come from the children because from children we get men and women.” Sound wisdom, Maria.

1903 US actor Arthur Godfrey. He said “I am proud to pay taxes in this great country, but I would be just as proud at half the price.” Me too, Arthur, me too.

1918 US songwriter Alan Jay Lerner. He said “I am a great fan of females, and I have the bills to prove it.” Been there, done that, have tee shirt.

1935 US activist and Black Panther Eldridge Cleaver. He said “You don’t have to teach people to be human, you have to teach them how to stop being inhuman.” That is a pretty deep though there, Eldridge.

Thanks for listening. I can hardly wait until tomorrow...

Sunday, August 30, 2009

August 30th

Good morning,


Quote of the day:

"Old age is that point in your life where the present fades into sepia and the past blooms into bright technicolor". Beryl Bainbridge

Three weeks from now I will be going on my yearly pilgrimage to Pensacola Beach, Florida. I will be gone two months (maybe more) and will be staying in the beautiful condos called Boardwalk. Again, I will be in Unit E-3 where I have stayed several time in the past. The scenery from the back deck is spectacular, right Leslie? As usual, I am excited.

Hey Brad, when Strom Thurmond died he was the longest tenured senator in American history. Since then he has been surpassed by Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia.

We have a state senator here in SC that has political ambitions to become a US Representative. The paper is full of him attacking the Governor and it is a thinly veiled attempt to get his name and picture on the media as much as possible. I wrote this jackass an e-mail. Here it is:

Senator Thomas,

The greater majority of the voting bloc I belong to truly believe that Rep. Bob Inglis has forgotten why is in Washington and does indeed need to be replaced. At first we thought it would be you. But now we are not so sure. The selective prosecution of Mark Sanford for inappropriate airline tickets is smoke screen and you and I know it. It appears is just a method to get your name in front of the citizenry so they will know who you are on the ballot. It is nothing but political posturing to make yourself as to appear like Sir Galahad riding forth to capture the evil-doers. I am neither friend nor foe of Sanford, but I am smart enough to not be fooled by your appearance of righteous indignation. The airline tickets are a tempest in a teapot. If you are outraged by the Governor's alleged misuse of airline tickets, then go after all that have misused them. Because if you don't, you will just be another hyena out there tracking down the blood of a wounded animal. As far as the morality of the Governor is concerned, that is between Sanford, his family and his God, and no one else. I read in a book once that said "Let he that is without sin cast the first stone." I am not interested in a politician's morality as much as I am his leadership and administrative capabilities. I am a self-styled historian/writer and I could write volumes about immoral people that were sterling leaders of nations. You need to have a talk with your campaign manager, We are looking westward toward Williamston for now. Trying to improve your political position by bathing in the blood of others does nothing but lower the opinion people have of you, that includes me and everyone else I can convince on my global blog. Have a good day.

Al Campbell

Yesterday afternoon I attended the meeting of the "4 o'clock club". Also in attendance was a female friend that I have known for several year. This girl is beautiful and a has sparkling personality. I asked her about her "significant other" (boyfriend) and she said all was not well. She said she found out that he had met another woman and had went out of town for a sleepover. When asked if she had been with another man while he was gone and she said yes, but that is different. I asked her what the difference was, she said that he had gone out of town for his tryst and he should have told her about it. But she admitted that after they first met, the issue of seeing other people was not discussed. I asked her if she told him about her encounter and she said no. I will never understand the female mind, y'all,

I went to see my urologist for a six month check-up after my prostate cancer therapy. This was my second visit after treatment and after doing a tactile examination, if you get my drift, he said that as far as he was concerned I was cured and I do not need to come back again for a year. I am very grateful.

Good News:

Over in Kansas City, Missouri 16 year Terence Barkley and a few members of his street gang decided they was bored and stole a car for a joy ride. As you might suspect, they were easily caught and sentenced to a prison terms. Instead of sending him to cells and razor wire, they sent Terence to a newly organized juvenile facility called Waverly Regional Youth Center. It later on became known as the "Missouri Model". There are no guards with batons and dogs, there are dormitories rather cell blocks and the inmates are sorted out into groups of 12 to15 under one or two guidance counselors. It worked for Terence. While at Waverly he became the editor of the faciity newspaper, the captain of the football team and on the honor roll. He earned a scholorship to Central Missouri University where he is majoring in criminal justice and is on the Dean's List. Several other states are looking close at the "Missouri Model" for their juveniles delinquents.

Greenpatch Grime:

The Anderson County Sheriffs department was called to a cattle farm where the rancher found a corpse floating in one of his farm ponds. It turned out to be the corpse of 42 year old Tarlock Padda. He had been reported missing for several days. His family said that Tarlock was last seen last Friday drinking heavily. They said he had been suffering from severe depression for quite a while. Drinking a known depressant such as alchohol is obviously not the answer for depression.

AUGUST 30TH
 
 
30BC On this date the infamous Cleopatra of Egypt commits suicide. Cleo was hell on wheels, ya’ll. She was not Egyptian but a descendant of a Macedonian (Greek) general named Ptolemy that was left in charge of Egypt by Alexander the Great in 323BC as he was passing through on his way east. Cleo was a dual ruler with her brother Ptolemy XIII after the death of their father Ptolemy XII. It was not long before Cleo and her brother got fed up with each other and a civil war erupted. Strangely, the most powerful nation on the planet was in the throes of civil war also and that was Rome. The civil war in Rome left Pompey the Great as the loser and he ran like hell to Egypt trying to escape the wrath of the winner, Julius Caesar. Pompey the Great was in Egypt about 15 minutes before he was skewered on a spear and killed because the Egyptians did not want Julius Caesar thinking they were siding with Pompey. Sure enough, here comes Julius Caesar looking for Pompey. He is shown the head of Pompey reassuring him that Pompey was dead and for him to not worry about Egypt’s alliances. While there he meets Cleo in a peculiar manner. She has herself wrapped in a carpet and taken to Julius where she appears when the carpet is unrolled. Cleo was a stone fox, ya’ll. Her beauty and skills at love making were legendary. Julius was smitten by this girl and they soon were lovers. Cleo did not give a shit about Julius except that he and his army and navy could help her win the civil war against her brother. Julius did not disappoint and soon Ptolemy XIII was dead and one of Cleo’s other brothers was named Ptolemy XIV. After this Julius goes on to Asia Minor to put down some rebellions. Cleo bears a son that she says was the spawn of Julius and names the boy Caesarian meaning “little Caesar”. Anyway, Julius was successful in putting down the rebellions and went back to Rome in triumph where Cleo and Caesarian joined him. Julius discreetly puts her and his son up in a separate house for appearances. But not long after this Julius got too cocky for the Roman Senate and is stabbed to death. This put Cleo in a pickle and she hauls ass back to Egypt. After she gets back to Egypt her brother Ptolemy XIV dies under suspicious circumstances. It is generally believed that Cleo poisoned him. Cleo promptly named Caesarian as Ptolemy XV. After Julius’ death a triumvirate (three rulers) was formed in Rome. It was Octavian, Mark Antony and Lepidus. These three split the Roman Empire into three sections with Mark Antony getting the Eastern Provinces meaning Egypt. Not long after arriving in Egypt Mark Antony meets Cleo and falls under her spell and Cleo bears twins by Antony. The triumvirate begins to collapse and a civil war between Antony and Octavian erupts. Antony and Cleo combine forces to combat Octavian’s army and navy. The combined force navy is defeated in the naval battle of Actium (Greece) and Cleo and Antony go back to Egypt. Octavian heads to Egypt looking for Antony to settle things once and for all. The two armies meet and Octavian prevails. Cleo is waiting for news and is told that Mark Antony had been killed and Cleo decides to commit suicide and holds a poisonous snake to her breast and is fatally bitten. But Antony is not dead and Cleo receives a note saying so but it is too late. Upon receiving the news that Cleo was dead, Antony stabs himself with his sword and dies also. Octavian promptly has Caesarian executed because he has Julius Caesars blood in his veins and may make a claim on Roman power later. Octavian later became know as Caesar Augustus and proved to be a very capable leader. What a story.


1862 On this date the Battle of Richmond, Kentucky occurs. This fight is one of the most lopsided in the Civil War. CSA General Kirby Smith is tasked with sweeping the US forces from central Tennessee and Kentucky. He is opposed by US General Horatio Wright. Wright decides to make a stand south of Lexington, Kentucky near the town of Richmond. Wright changes his mind and pulls his troops back north to the banks of the Kentucky River. There was one problem. The troops under the command of US General Mahlon Manson, 6,800 strong, did not get the word to withdraw and met the CSA army alone. The greater majority of Manson’s troops were new and had never experienced combat. The Confederates slammed into the Union center with a vengeance and the Union troops retreated about two miles and turned to make a stand. The Confederates delivered a withering attack and the Union forces retreated once again but this time the CSA cavalry commanded by Colonel John Scott cut off the retreat and it was all over. The end result was the Union forces had 1,200 killed and 4,800 captured, including General Manson and his entire staff, whilst the CSA had less than 100 casualties.

1989 In 1986 career criminal James Marlowe was paroled from Folsom prison. He gained the nickname ”The Folsom Wolf” while there. Soon after being released he met Cynthia Coffman and they hit it off famously. They did so well that they began traveling across the country together and they ended up in Tennessee and got married. For a wedding present Coffman had “Property of the Folsom Wolf” tattooed on her ass. They then headed west for California sponging off their relatives along the way. A woman named Corinna Novis disappeared from an ATM in Redlands, California. A few days later Lynel Murray is kidnapped in front of a dry cleaner in Orange County where Murray worked. A checkbook and other papers with both Novis and Murray names on them were found in a dumpster in Big Bear City, California. A lodge owner called the police and told them that the couple had just checked in. The police descended on the lodge and found the couple hiking in the nearby woods wearing clothes from Murray’s dry cleaner. They were tried and convicted of murder and on this date they were sentenced to death. Coffman was the first woman to receive the death penalty since its reinstatement in 1977. They both are cooling their heels on death row.

Born today:

1871 New Zealand physicist Lord Rutherford. He said “If your experiment needs statistics, you should have done a better experiment.”

1893 US senator Huey Long (La.). He said “Hard work is as over rated as monogamy.” Huey was also known as “Kingfish”. He was assassinated by an angry constituent.

1917 English statesman Denis Healey. After hearing a speech by a political rival he said “His speech was like being beaten with a dead sheep.” What a wordsmith.

1943 French ski champion Jean-Claude Killy. He said “To win you have to risk losing.” That is a good attitude for life also.

Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow...

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Biography of Alfred the Great



Alfred the Great

King of England

Alfred was born sometime between 847 and 849 in Wantage in what is known today as Oxfordshire, England. He was the fourth son of King Ethelwulf of Wessex by his first wife Osburga. Alfred ended up being the first “King of England” and was also the only king in English history that was called “the Great. Previously different sections of England were divided up into small Kingdoms such as Wessex, Essex, Mercia, etc. Most, if not all of the information that we have about Alfred was chronicled by the Welch scholar Asser.

Alfred was a learned man and encouraged education and became an acknowledged writer and poet. There is a legend that he was given a book of prose at an early age by his mother because he was the first of her children that showed and interest in the written word and the only one that could read. It was told that at the age of five, his father took him on a pilgrimage to Rome at which Pope Leo IV “anointed him as king”. Early writers looked upon this as an anticipatory coronation. However, this could not have been seen at the time. Alfred had three older brothers ahead of him and the whole tale was probably just a myth. It might have been based on the trip that Alfred took with his father to visit the king of the Franks, Charles the Bald, in about 855. Ethelwulf died in 858 and Wessex was ruled by a succession of Alfred’s three older brothers. At this time in history England was split in two with southwestern England being Anglo Saxon and the northeastern part being ruled by a succession of Danish Viking kings. The northeastern part, including what is now known as London, was known as Danelaw. Little is known of Alfred after Ethelwulf had died and the succession of his two eldest brothers. It was the succession of Alfred’s third brother Ethelred I that Alfred is mentioned as “secondarius” or second in command or kind of like a Vice President. The people of Wessex wanted an undisputed transfer of power should Ethelred fall in battle because there was a constant danger of invasion by the Vikings. In 868 the neighboring kingdom of Mercia was invaded by the Vikings and Ethelred and Alfred led and army in an unsuccessful attempt to relieve Mercia. In the past Wessex had been spared invasion but in the autumn of 870 the wild-eyed Vikings came to Wessex. In the next year there were nine different engagements documented but there were probably more. The victories and defeats were split nearly equally between the Anglo Saxons and the Vikings.

In 871 Ethelred died probably as a result of wounds he received at the Battle of Merton and Alfred rose to power. While Alfred was taking care of the funeral and burial of his brother, the Vikings struck and were victorious at two different engagements without Alfred present and then were victorious at Wilton with Alfred present. Alfred and the Vikings came to a period of peace for the next five years. But the Vikings were active in other parts of England. Then a Viking named Guthrum came to power in 876. This man was not only ambitious he was a wily military commander. In late 876 the Vikings under Guthrum were able to slip by the English army and capture Wareham and in early 877 they continued westward to Exeter. Alfred cornered the Vikings with their backs to the Irish Sea. A relieving force of Viking ships came after Guthrum but a severe storm scattered the fleet and Guthrum had no choice but to fight his way out to Mercia. In January of 878 Guthrum made a sudden attack on Chippenham. This was a royal retreat for Alfred and he was there for Christmas but Alfred and few of his men were able to escape “through wood and swamp.” Alfred and Guthrum being nearly equal in military tactics fenced with each other for several years. Between 890 and 894-895 there were many encounters with the Britains and the attacking Vikings with the wins and losses about evenly split.

In 893 some of the Vikings in Continental Europe sent 330 of their dragon boats across the English Channel loaded with their wives and children meaning they were going to try and colonize England. They landed in two divisions near Kent. Alfred went to a position where he could watch both encampments. The Vikings struck out across England ending up on the Irish Sea. Finally the Vikings found themselves too far afield to feed themselves and retreated to Exeter.

In about 896 the Vikings drew their dragon boats up the Thames and Lea rivers and fortified themselves about 20 miles above London. Alfred found a way to block those rivers so the Viking boats could not escape and the Vikings knew they had been out maneuvered. Alfred decided not to engage the Vikings in battle and set out to destroying the Viking supplies.

In 896 or 897 the Vikings gave up trying to invade Wessex, Exeter and Mercia and all the others and they dispersed throughout the countryside. The struggle with the Vikings was over. After this Alfred set about improving the British navy so as to prevent any further invasions. He also divided his army into two branches, those that were afield and those that stayed at home in organized villages called Burhs. This system eventually became the “boroughs” and National Guard of today.

Alfred began exercising his skills in writing and delivered to us some of the best written epistles of that time. His translation of The Consolation of Philosophy is one of the most read books in the middle ages. There were several other essays of different books that Alfred did that changes the way people thought. Alfred was a very competent military leader and organizer. He prepared his country in an organized manner that is still in use to this day. His interplay with the church was muddled to say the least because of the influence of the Vikings. He did send emissaries abroad to Europe and even communicated with people of power in Jerusalem. He was a complete leader, unlike what is afoot today. He died in October 26, 899 but how he died is not known. He was buried temporarily in the abbey of Old Minister. Then he was moved to New Minister when the new abbey was built. And finally in the year of 1110 his body was permanently moved to Hyde Abbey where he rests to this day.

This short essay does not even scratch the surface of the accomplishments that Alfred gave to this world in his relatively short life. It would be worth everyone’s time to read about this hero of Great Britain who showed unflagging determination to rid his country of invaders, or illegal aliens if you will. By the way, the very first ship commissioned by the Unites States was the USS Alfred in his honor. There are statues of Alfred throughout the length and breadth of England.

Quotable quotes:

“It seems a pity that they allowed Jane Austen to die a natural death” Mark Twain

“When it is 3:00 o’clock in New York it is 1938 in England.” Bette Midler

“Love conquers all except poverty and a toothache.” Mae West

“Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch”. W.C. Fields

“Some say marriage is made in heaven, but so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood

“All men make mistakes. But it is only the married men that are never allowed to forget it.”  Red Skelton

AUGUST 29th

Good morning,


Quote of the day:

"Snow skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking trees down with your face." Dave Barry

I am not going to say anything more about Ted Kennedy because if I hear another word about him I will probably spit up.

Good news:

Back on 2003 when the US and Allies were invading Baghdad, conservationist Leonard Thompson go down in Zululand and trim gearing up to go-try and rescue the aimals in the substantial Baghdad Zoo. Leonard and his volunteers went to Baghdad and gathered up the terrified tigers, lions, zebras, monkies and even an elephant and are able to evacuate them while dodging combat action along their escape route. After this the United Nations declared that an invading army is responsible for the preservation of wildlife and their habitat under the threat of being tried for war crimes.

Greenpatch Grime:

In the last three days the Greenville PD have been rounding up the street gang members found in our fair city. They arrested 185 of an estimated 750 gang members. Some have already been deported. You know, I never see evidence of street gangs. But I never go over on the west side either.

An employee of the Easley, South Carolina recreation department has come down with H1N1 swine flu. This resulted in the closing of the Larry Bagwell (former Easley High school football coach) Gym Thursday afternoon. The city officials brought in a team and they worked all night disinfecting the gym. They opened again Friday morning and 6:00a.

A 39 year old Hilton Head, South Carolina resident called Governor Mark Sanford's office and spoke with one of the Governor's assistants and said theat he wanted to kill the Governor. This jackass named Brian McDermant was arrested for threatening the life of a public official. He is looking at a possible five years in the joint. I hope he does every day of it.

I guess all of y'all have read about the girl that had been kidnapped for 18 years. She was snatched when she was 11 years old who kept her in his back yard in Placerville, California. The girl bore two children by the maniac, the first when she was 14. In every state I know of, kidnapping is a capital crime punishible be death in ths states with the death penalty. I doubt that those crazy asses in California have the death penalty. They will probably with give him a punishment of denying him any Latta for three years.

In addition to the lesson I have attached a bio of a king of England name Alfred the Great. It was he that finally stopped the Vikings from invading England.


AUGUST 29th
2005 Earlier a small Category 1 hurricane named Katrina slips out of the Caribbean Sea, takes a swipe at the southern tip of Florida and then breaks loose in the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico on a northwest course. The warm waters of the Gulf pump Katrina up to a Category 3 in short order. It looked like the hurricane was going ashore in Mobile, Alabama or maybe Pensacola, Florida. But on this date, the storm took dead aim at the Mississippi River delta and New Orleans. Early on this morning Katrina quickly expanded to a Category 4 and then briefly to a Category 5 and then back to a category 3 and stormed ashore in the Mississippi river delta packing winds of 140 MPH and a storm surge of 22 feet. The eye of the storm reached New Orleans intact and the excess water and wind quickly overwhelmed the levees holding back the Mississippi River and Lake Ponchartrain. From what I have read, the majority of Big Easy is at least 6 feet lower than the River and the Lake. Once the levees failed, the center of New Orleans was flooded with the 9th Ward being the hardest hit. Hundreds upon hundreds of people were stranded on the roofs of their houses and just had to wait to be rescued by boats or helicopters. There were some areas that boats were not allowed because of downed power lines and the rescuers just had to try to block out the screams for help in those areas. As we have all seen, the unflooded areas of the commercial districts were subject to unobstructed looting whilst being observed by the NOPD. The next few days were a montage of events of pure bravery and further events of battles with gangsters trying to take control of the city by force. The arrival of the 82nd Airborne and the Louisiana National Guard put a stop to this shit. But of those that evacuated 9th Ward to the tune of at least 100,000, almost none have returned. I do not know the exact amount of evacuees that left their homes as a result of Hurricane Katrina including parts of Mississippi, but many, many remain in cities like, Atlanta, Houston, Austin and many others, there does not seem to be a desire to return to the Gulf Coast. It looks like they are no longer evacuees but settlers in new lands. It was the worst natural disaster in United States history. I do not remember any presence of the 82nd Airborne or any looting during the recent flooding in central Iowa. What’s up with that?


1779 On this day the American Continental army commanded by Major General John Sullivan and Brigadier General James Clinton engage a combined Loyalist/Indian army commanded by British Captain William Butler and Iroquois chief William Brandt. The engagement takes place near Chemung, New York which is Elmira today. Earlier George Washington had tasked Patriot General Horatio Gates with going to the Finger Lake region and subduing the Iroquois Indians under Chief Brandt who are on constant attack of the new settlements. Gates refused the assignment so Washington assigns the task to Major General John Sullivan. Sullivan and company depart Easton, Pennsylvania and travel by the Susquehanna River to the area of conflict. The Patriot artillery was too much for the Indians and they fled leaving a small contingent of Loyalist which were killed or captured by the Patriot infantry. Sullivan orders his troops to burn and destroy the Iroquois villages and supplies. His troops laid waste to 40 Indian villages and mountains of supplies which made the following winter a severe one for the Iroquois but it did not belay their spirit and the attacks continued at least for a while. Eventually Iroquois leader Charles Brandt saw that the Patriots were going to win the war and took his tribe into Canada to lands given to them by the British.

1885 On this date German inventor Gottfried Daimler invents the prototype of the modern motorcycle. The motorcycle was used extensively WWI by both sides as a messenger vehicle. The popularity fell between WWI and WWII but the motorcycle was again used extensively by both sides during WWII. After the war the returning veterans had developed a taste for them and the demand rose precipitously. The down side of the rise in motorcycle craze was led by a group of hardcore gangsters led by the leader of a San Bernardino group of bikers that organized themselves into a club named the “Hell’s Angels”. Their leader was Sonny Barger. From then many “Hell’s Angels” clubs and clubs like them were formed world wide fostering a wild, unfettered lifestyle. They wanted to project a tough, “Don’t mess with me image” and they indeed succeeded. But today the greatest majority by far, is middle class America that holds meets without the gangster types. For instance this month a motorcycle rally is held in Sturgis, South Dakota that over 500,000 motorcyclists attend, not to mention those rallies at Daytona Beach, Fla., Myrtle Beach, South Carolina among other places and they all seem to happen without a lot of trouble. I was a rider at one time. But I did not ride on the street that much, I preferred to ride a trail bike in the mountains up and down logging trails or make my own trails, the rougher the better. It was not a glorifying type of avocation but I enjoyed the hell out of it. I can’t do it now because of my age, but I miss the challenges.

1862 Earlier President Lincoln seeing that the commander of the Army of the Potomac, US General George McClellan was not going to follow through with his a attack on Richmond, sends a large portion of McClellan’s army to join with US General John Pope’s Army of Virginia. CSA General Robert E. Lee detects this movement and he also believes that McClellan has lost his nerve, sends “Stonewall” Jackson to the north to keep an eye on Pope. Pope heads for Manassas Junction and finds out the Jackson is on his way begins a search for Jackson’s army. Stonewall knows that Pope is looking for him because Pope has him outnumbered three to one and wants to annihilate Jackson. Jackson disperses his troops in the woods and bushes along Bull Run Creek. On this date, after Pope was unable to find Jackson, the rest of Lee’s army arrives on site and Jackson’s army emerges from the trees and bushes and joins up with Lee’s army and the combined force unleashes a devastating flank attack and envelopment of Pope’s army resulting in a total rout of the Army of Virginia. This was not the first victory by Lee at this location. This engagement was forever known as the Battle of Second Manassas.

Born today:

1915 Swedish actress Ingrid Bergman. She said “A kiss is a lovely trick used by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.”

1876 US inventor Charles Kettering. He said “I am more interested in the future because that is where I am going to spend the rest of my life.” Kettering invented the electric starter for automobiles among other things.

Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow...

Friday, August 28, 2009

August 28th

Good morning,


Quote of the day:

"It is better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

Abraham Lincoln

Good News:

Tim Hammand was born and raised in Napa Valley California. His family were enthusiastic chefs and that desire rubbed off on Tim. When he graduated from high school he went to Europe backpacking through Spain and North Africa and sampling the cuisine in several locations. After coming home he landed a job at a very upscale restaurant named Bouchon in Yountville, California. Tim said that the clientele was the very wealthy and well to do but he felt like something was missing. He had always wanted to help the needy so he resigned and took a job as the head chef of a soup kitchen in Richmond, California. This soup kitchen services mostly junkies, alcoholics and the homeless. Tim feels right at home and feels a sense of joy when he is able to serve dishes such as poached artichokes, steak frites and listen to the praise of the diners. He has a budget of $10,000 a year and feeds about 1,200 a day. That seems impossible but he gets tons of food as donation. Sometime he has to scramble when the donations are perishable. He loves his work.



Greenpatch Grime:

The scavengers in the South Carolina legislature have crawled out from under their rocks and are using the unfortunate circumstance with our Governor for a political springboard. They are not really concerned with the welfare of the citizens of South Carolina, they want their name and face in the media so they will be recognised when election time comes. They are the equal of foxes, wolves, ravens, hyenas, vultures and all the other indiscriminate carrion eaters. They smell blood and see and avenue to recognition. They sicken me. I am not fooled by their histrionics, especially state senator David Thomas. Thomas chooses to selectively prosecute. He has never mentioned that a previous Governor flew back from a meeting in Paris on the Concorde, for crying loud loud.

That is about out loud ($6 million). By the way, Thomas has "secretly" let it out that he is seeking US Representative Bob Inglis' office next election. Do you see a pattern here.

The Cherokee are being wiped out of our country. Many years ago the Cherokee were forced into speaking the English language come hell or high water. The same thing is true of the Lumbee Indians in the central area of North Carolina. The language of the Cherokee and the Lumbee is accepted by the natives living in the area as is the native language of their heritage.

This may seem immoral to some but I do not understand why there is such a hullabaloo about Senator Edward Kennedy today. There was such a dance done about his tenure ship as a Senator in the United States Senate and that he deserved to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery next to his brother John. If y'all want to honor someone that spent the majority of his life in the service of the nation, look at Senator Strom Thurmond (SC) and Senator Claude Peppers (FL). But neither of these men were "Kennedys".

I had always thought that it was only military heroes that had had a place at Arlington. I was wrong. JFK and RFK are buried together in Arlington and they will see Edward Kennedy buried close by. Maybe my image of American heroes has changed. John and Joe, Jr. were a military heros, the other two were not. My image has not changed.

I am watching a program on ETV about what has happened to the southern culture in the onslaught of Spanish speaking people who have moved (legally)into the Charlotte area among other places. What really bothers me is that the language of the Cherokee and the Lumbee is not taught in the public schools but Spanish is almost a requirement. How can this be?

I have attached a song that I hope y'all will enjoy...By the way, Michael Vick played a little bit with the Eagles against the Jaguars tonight. Y'all can think what you want but his performance tonight (Thurs.) was great exceptional considering he had not played in a professional football game since December 2006. He gave all the credit to his religion. I hope he succeeds.

AUGUST 28th
1955 Earlier a 14 year old black kid name Emmett Till came to Money, Mississippi from his home town of Chicago to spend the summer with his great-grandfather, a farmer near Money. Emmett came from a relatively tough neighborhood in Chicago and it appears that he felt that it was important that he display his toughness to the local Mississippi black kids. He told them he was the toughest kid in his school and had a white girl friend. As expected, the local black kids near Money blew that off as bullshit and dared him to try to pick up the white woman that ran the community grocery store. Emmett accepted the challenge and went in the store. There was no one else in the store except for the woman and Emmett. No one knows what happened in the store but on the way out Emmett is heard to say “Goodbye, baby.” Two days later the woman’s husband returned form a business trip and his wife told him that Emmett had grabbed her and made lewd suggestions. The woman’s husband, Ray Bryant, gathered up his brother-in-law and they went to Emmett’s grand-father’s house looking for Emmett. They took Emmett with them and rode around for a while probably beating the hell out of him. The finally made Emmett drag a 75 pound cotton gin fan to the crest of a bridge over the Tallahatchie River. There they shot Emmett several times, gouged out his eyes, beat on him with iron bars, wrapped barbed wire around his torso and face and wrapped the other end around the fan and threw them over the side. Emmett’s body was finally found but his body was so mutilated that the only way he was identified was an initial ring he was known to have owned. Ray Bryant and his brother-in-law were tried for murder and acquitted. The jury said that the prosecution failed to prove that the body was that of Emmett Till because of the mutilation. Emmett’s mother had the body returned to Chicago and she had an open casket funeral to show what discrimination in the south was all about. Photos of the body were published in Jet magazine.


1963 On this date several hundred thousand people are gathered in front of the Lincoln Memorial in a rally for racial equality. The chief speaker was Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Dr. King delivered one of the most engrossing and stirring speeches ever uttered. It was the immortal “I Have a Dream” speech. Dr. King was instrumental in nearly every change in legislation toward racial equality. Five years later he was assassinated in Memphis while attending a rally for the garbage collectors of that city. The assassin, James Earl Ray confessed to Martin Luther King’s son that he did not do it knowing he (Ray) was dying of cancer. There is no doubt in this redneck’s mind that Ray went to meet his maker with a lie on his lips.

1990 On this date the bodies of two University of Florida students are found murdered in the Gatorwood apartments in Gainesville, Florida. I remember it well since I had a daughter attending Florida at the time.  When I read about the murders I almost peed in my pants especially since two days earlier three other students had been found murdered nearby. The corpses were displayed in an obscene manner making the police believe that all the murders were committed by the same person. The Gainesville PD was under enormous pressure to capture the villain because the parents of the students were pulling their kids out of school in droves. In desperation the Gainesville PD arrested a man named Ed Humphrey and even though they did not have sufficient evidence for the murders, they kept him in jail on unrelated charges and kept searching. Finally, the police find a campsite in a patch of woods near the University. There they found evidence enough to try and convict a monster name Danny Rolling of the murders. He was sentenced to death and went to meet his maker in 2004 with a needle in his arm. It is too bad that this was not the middle ages then we could have gotten medieval with his rotten ass.

1996 After four years of separation, Charles, the Prince of Wales and Princess Diana are formally divorced in England. When they were wed it looked like a fairy tale marriage. Here was the heir apparent to the English throne marrying a stone fox from the royal House of Spencer. This woman in addition to being beautiful was graceful and charming. She was adored by everybody world wide and the British in particular. Now we come to Prince Charles. Very shortly after, or maybe before the marriage, Charles decides to have a mistress and selects Camilla Bowles. I don’t know what to tell you about Camilla except to make this comparison. If Helen of Troy launched 1,000 ships and Princess Diana would launch 500 ships, Camilla would launch a 14 foot, 20 HP crappie boat, at best. The upside of the marriage was that Charles and Diana had two sons, Harry and William, which appear to have dealt with the separation easily and have developed into apparently well balanced young men. As all of you know we lost Diana in Paris when she was involved in a wreck while being chased by the paparazzi. It was a loss for us all.

Born today:

1749 German philosopher Johann von Goethe. He said “An intelligent man finds everything ridiculous. A sensible man finds almost nothing.”

1899 French actor Charles Boyer. He said “A Frenchwoman when double-crossed she will kill her rival: An Italian woman would kill her deceitful lover: An English woman will just break off the relationship....but they will console themselves with another man.”

1913 Canadian writer Robertson Davies. He said “Fanaticism is overcompensation for doubt.”

1940 US publisher Gloria Leonard. She said “The difference between pornography and erotica is the lighting.”

1982 US singer Lee Ann Rimes. When talking of the law suit against her father she said “I have to learn to forgive because I will become a bitter bitch if I don’t.”

Died today:

1985 US actress Ruth Gordon. She said “Never ever give up, and under no circumstances never ever face the facts.”

Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow...

Thursday, August 27, 2009

AUGUST 27th

Good morning,


Quote for the day:

"Sex appeal is 50% what you have and 50% what people think you have." Sophia Loren.

As we all know Senator Edward Kennedy of Massachusetts died. Ted Kennedy was the last of the sons sired by Joseph Kennedy. Joe Jr. was the oldest and was killed in combat during WWII. John F. was the next oldest and was a US Navy PT boat commander during WWII and President of the United States before being assassinated. Then RFK (Robert), who was assignated in Los Angeles, Then there was John F. Kennedy's son, was killed in a plane crash. Now Ted dies of a brain tumor. The Kennedy's have always seemed to have tragedy tugging at their elbow, not to mention Jackie. The Democratic supporters of the health care reform say that the loss of Edward Kennedy's vote and influence has dealt a serious blow to the passage of the bill.

Good news:

Over in Gilbert, Arizona Rita Van Loenen found out she had kidney failure and had to go through dialysis treatments on a regular basis. She took a cab to the treatment facility and called for the same driver every time. After several trips, the cab driver Thomas Chappell offered Rita one of his kidneys. Rita was stunned but jumped at the offer. Rita's doctors ran comparative tests and strangely enough, Thomas' and Rita's kidneys were a near perfect tissue match. The doctors said that it could not have been any better if they were brother and sister. Today Rita no longer takes dialysis, thanks to Thomas. It was a near miracle y'all. No, it was a miracle that a perfect stranger had a perfect tissue match. It smacks of divine intervention to me.

Greenpatch Grime:

One person has been arrested in connection with a series of burglaries. There has been a spate of home burglaries in several different communities here in Greenville. The burglars leave a gang symbol spray painted on the walls. This is mostly on the west side where the latino aliens, legitimate or otherwise, have settled. There is also evidence that "The Crips", a gang based in Los Angeles, has bought a house on the west side also. They are trying to take over the drug trade from the Latinos. Greenville used to be a small textile town, now id is large diversified community. Crime follows success.

A retired State of South Carolina employee hit the "Powerball" lottery for about $270 million last week. He said that this windfall would not change him at all. This was the largest lottery winning in the history of the South Carolina lottery. "Not change me at all"...He may not change until he realizes that he can get nearly anything his heart has ever desired, then another person will emerge, it always does.

Wednesday afternoon South Carolina Lieutenant Governor Andre Bauer made a public statement calling for Governor Mark Sanford to resign. Bauer cited a paragraph in the South Carolina Constitution that addresses the action that should be taken against a public official that is found guilty of "serious misconduct". Bauer said that it is almost a certainty that Sanford will be impeached and removed from office. He said the present situation is such a distraction that it is difficult for the state to move ahead. But the most amazing statement was that he would abandon his well known ambition to become governor if Sanford does indeed resign to belay any suspicion of impropriety. Governor Sanford replied with "Andre kiss my ass, I ain't leaving". It looks like the SC legislature is going through an impeachment procedure. This mean that the worst possible thing will happen. That entire group of rotten blood-suckers in the South Carolina congress will be inviting an inspection of their lives. I can hardly wait.

Tuesday night a security guard was closing a laundomat near Greenville when he discovered a man that had locked himself in the toilet. The security guard called the cops and a negotiator tried for as short while to talk him out. Then a gunshot was heard and the cops beat their way in and found that the man had shot himself in the head and was hustled to the hospital. The person's identity has not been released.

 
AUGUST 27TH
 
1883 On this date the most powerful volcano explosions in recorded history occurs in the Indonesian archipelago. The volcano was a small uninhabited island named Krakatoa. The volcano had sent out signals that it was restless because several cargo ships had reported a column of ash and dust several miles high over the island. The explosion was heard 3,000 miles away and produced a tsunami 120 feet high that took the lives of over 36,000 people on nearby islands. An additional 4,000 people were burned to death from the white hot ash that rained down from the ejecta that was blown up to 50,000 feet in the stratosphere and then came back down miles away on inhabited islands. Krakatoa is still active ya’ll, as is an additional 136 active volcanoes in Indonesia. Indonesia has the most active volcanoes in the world. There is evidence that an even larger volcanic eruption that occurred in the Mediterranean in about 1300 BC. The present day name for the caldera is Santorini. I am sure there were plenty of eyewitnesses but to our knowledge this event was not recorded.


1979 On this date the Irish Republican Army makes its first strike against British royalty when IRA member Thomas McMahon sneaks aboard Lord Louis Mountbatten’s fishing boat, Shadow V, and plants 50 pounds of TNT in the hold of the boat with a remote control detonator. Mountbatten and family come aboard and McMahon lights off the explosive killing Mountbatten and two others. The IRA and the British government have been squabbling since King James I formed the community of Ulster which is now Northern Ireland in about 1612. James got fed up with the irascible Irish Catholics being in almost constant rebellion. James was a devout Protestant and no love in his heart for the Catholics so he seized five shires (counties) in Ireland, kicked out the Irish and brought in some Protestant Scottish lords along with their tenant farmers. James believed that if he could dilute the Catholic population in Ireland they would be easier to control. They were....for a while. The problem in Ireland today is that when Ireland had a chance to become independent from England the overwhelming majority of the Catholics voted for independence but what was originally Ulster and almost entirely Protestant (Presbyterian) voted to stay under wing of England and that was the birth of Northern Ireland. So what it boils down to is that the majority of Ireland is Catholic and they want Northern Ireland to become part of Ireland proper but the Protestants won’t hear of it because they are afraid they will be discriminated against because they are the religious minority in Ireland. The English Army is present to prevent a violent takeover by the IRA. I don’t see an end to it. When it comes to religion, everybody thinks God is on their side.

1859 On this date Edwin Drake strikes oil at a depth of 69 feet neat Titusville, Pennsylvania. This discovery was a welcome replacement for whale oil used in lamps world wide. Whale oil was expensive and not always available. Petroleum was used for this purpose for a several decades until the invention of the automobile then every continent in the world began hunting for “black gold” not just for the fuel but for the asphalt to build roads. But by far the most lucrative find was the oil in the middle east known as “Arab light” which means that there is not as much undesirable additives in the oil that need to be refined out, especially sulphur, making it much cheaper to refine adding to the profits.

1964 On this date 15 year old Edmund Kemper decides to do something exciting and shoots and kills his grandparents. He isn’t done yet, he calls his mother and told her what he had done and said “I just wanted to see what it felt like to kill Grandma.” Edmund was a troubled youth. He began by cutting the heads off his sister’s dolls and setting fire to the family cat. His parents knew he was crazy as a loon but rather than getting him help, they just sent him to stay with his grandparents. Edmund killed a few more people before he was caught and sent to prison. Apparently prison agreed with Edmund because he was finally paroled and he was 6’-9” and weighed over 300 pounds. Very soon after being paroled he paid a visit to his mother, beat her to death with a hammer, mutilated her body and raped the corpse. I am telling ya’ll, this cowboy was a lunatic. He called the police and told them what he had done but they blew it off as a scam and did not respond. Two more people lost their lives and heads to Edmund before the police decided to check out the strange call about a man killing his mother and found out that it was true. They started looking for Edmund in earnest. Edmund went to Colorado and called the Santa Cruz police and confessed to the latest two murders. The police picked him up and he was convicted of 8 murders and sentenced to life without parole. But Edmund himself said that he should have been sentenced to “death by torture,” I agree Edmund, let me select the torture.

Born today:

1871 US writer Theodore Dreiser. He said “In order to have wisdom we must have ignorance.” Hey Ted, I can help you find the latter, it is everywhere.

1770 German philosopher William Hegel. He said “What experience and history has taught us is this...that nations and governments have never learned anything from history, or acted upon the lessons they may have learned from it.” I second that.....

1908 US football coach Frank Leahy. He said “Egotism in the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.” Frank knew what he was talking about. He was a football coach at Army.

1910 Mother Teresa. She said “Loneliness is the most terrible part of poverty.” But it was Mahatma Gandhi that said “The bed of poverty is fertile.”

Died today:

1948 Supreme Court Justice Charles Evans Hughes. He said “If there is muck to be raked, it must be raked, and the people must know of it, so justice can be given.” It was Justice Evans that also said “It is better to release 1,000 guilty than to jail one innocent.” I think we are on that path now, Judge.

1950 Italian writer Cesare Pavese. He said “Life is pain and the enjoyment of love is the anesthetic.” Not when using a condom, Cesare.

1964 US comedienne Gracie Allen and wife of George Burns. She said “They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went ahead and built it.” Wake up Gracie.

Thanks for listening I can hardly wait until tomorrow...

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

AUGUST 26th

Good morning,


Quote of the day:

"Men approach sex like shooting a game of pinball. They have no idea of the inner workings or what it takes to win, they just want to keep the ball in play as long as possible." Tim Steeves

The day will come when my daily lesson will go directly to my blog site. My daughter and I are looking at a different blog site that will allow my songs and/or biographies to be separate entities. I will keep y'all advised.

A friend of mine sent me a news article about the city fathers in Orange, Virginia who have approved the building of a super Wal-Mart across the two lane road from the Wilderness Battlefield. The Wilderness was the first major engagement after the Battle of Gettysburg and the first major engagement for Lt. Gen. U.S. Grant. Lee had dispersed his troops in a section of Virginia known as The Wilderness so as to neutralize being heavily out-numbered. The Wilderness was thousands of acres of thick forests, swamps and very dense undergrowth. Both sides exchanges artillery fire which set the forests on fire and those men that were injured and could not run or walk were incinerated alive. The screams of agony by these poor men were so unnerving that Grant rode away out of earshot afraid that he might lose his aggressiveness because of the horror he was witnessing. Now because of pure greed they want to make it a sideshow to a department store/supermarket. Why don't we put a Dairy Queen in the Vietnam Memorial Wall park, the Marine Corp Memorial park or the American Cemetery on Omaha Beach? What is the difference? I hope the souls of those men, both blue and grey, stalk the parking lot of that abomination. I have warned y'all before about my soapbox.

Good News:

Tom Quinn is an entrepreneur living in the silicon valley of California. He saw that nearly 80 billion gallons or organic garbage is discarded per year worldwide and decided that this would be a good opportunity to explore and formed MicroFueler, Inc. It is a system that is for sale for $10,000. It is a 250 gallon tank that goes into the ground and organic garbage is introduced and E-fuel that can be used in gasoline powered vehicles is generated in a matter of hours. Then it is pumped out like the fuel at service stations. The by-product is distilled water. Quinn says that any organic garbage will work but old beer and wine is the best. I wonder if used wine and beer will work. Shaquille O'Neal is an investor.

Greenpatch Grime:

About a month ago a divorced couple met in Panama City Beach, Florida to try to recover their relationship. They went to a restaurant where the husband had some raw oysters (I have eaten hundreds if not thousands). About 24 hours later he started having flu-like symptoms. He ended up in the Bay Area Hospital where they found he was infected with a deadly bacteria that he had recieved from the oysters. He was put into an induced coma and both of his legs were amputated to save his life. This would not happen to anyone with a normal immune system but it can and will happen to some that have a liver ailment or several other physical weaknesses. Y'all be carefull out there. If you have a doubt have them steamed. Nearly all seafood from warm salt water has this bacteria present. By the way, that belief that oysters improve your libido in false. Like I said, I have eaten thousands but only eight or nine hundred worked. Just joking.

There is a rumor that the king of the Ponzi schemes Bernie Madoff has terminal cancer. The warden of the prison where he is incarcerated says that is not true. Like I say, if there is no turmoil, the media will create some to sell the printed media or air time, the truth be damned. It seems that all of the greedy bastards have become a National Inquirer. I am at a loss as to where to find truthful and unpredjudicial news with the exeption of the Christian Science Monitor. Speaking of that, some woman has claimed to have been Bernie Madoff's mistress for twenty years. Is this something invented by the media, or is it a statement by some money/fame seeking bitch or is it the truth? We do not know, do we?

Yesterday I told you about Clifton Geathers. He was the 6'-8" 280 pound defensive end for the University of South Carolina Gamecocks football team. He got drunk and into a fight and was arrested in downtown Columbia. As expected, Coach Steve Spurrier suspended him from the team. His arrest photo showed him with his right eye swollen shut and a bandage on his right cheek. The report did not say whether it was a bouncer or a cop that popped Clifton. In any event, he will be out of action for at least two weeks to make sure there is no orbital bone or nerve damage. How stupid can you be? We (Gamecocks) play NC State on September 3 and Georgia on September 10. Holy s--t!

                                                            AUGUST 26th

1346 Ever since William the Conqueror crossed over from France in 1066 and successfully invaded England, there had been succession of English invasions of France to try to claim the section of France known as Normandy as part of the English Empire. William the Conqueror was William the Duke of Normandy before he was the king of England and successive English kings felt that William’s lands in Normandy now belonged to the English crown. Naturally, the French kings called bullshit on that and several battles were fought in Normandy. On July 12 English King Edward III landed on the coast of Normandy with an army of 14,000. After raping and pillaging French countryside, King Edward headed toward Calais as did nearly every English invasion force because Calais was a very important deep water port on the English Channel that the English needed for re-supply. On this date, King Edward met the French army near the village of Crecy in Normandy. The French army was led by French king Philip IV at the head of 8,000 mounted knights and 4,000 Genoese crossbowmen. The French army had no idea that Edward’s army had a secret weapon, the newly perfected longbow. Anyway, Edward awaited the French attack and late in the afternoon Phillip sent in the Genoese crossbowmen who were met by a hailstorm of English arrows at a range out of the reach of the crossbow. The longbow had an effective range of over 200 yards, unheard of in those days. The Genoese crossbowmen withdrew and the Phillip sent in his 8,000 mounted knights who met the same fate as the Genoese. The air was filled with arrows from the English with the arrows tipped with bodkin arrowheads designed to penetrate armor and chain mail. The French knights and their horses fell in writhing mass in the center of the battle ground. After all was said and done, King Phillip had lost over 4,000 men and horses whilst the English lost less than 100. This battle was significant because it marked the end of great horse cavalry attacks over open ground. The English longbow had changed the method battle and tactics forever. King Edward continued his march to Calais and began a siege. The city surrendered to Edward early in 1347.


1968 This was a time of unrest in America. The United States was involved in an unpopular war in Vietnam and there were many protesters of the war on the streets. On this date the Democratic Convention opened at the International Amphitheater in Chicago seeking to come up with a presidential candidate. It looked like it was going to be Vice President Hubert Humphrey of Minnesota. Anyway the streets outside the Ampitheater were filled with war protesters which were expected. The Democratic Party had almost changed their Convention location to Miami because of the fear that protest marches would get out of hand in Chicago, but cooler heads prevailed when Mayor Daley of Chicago assured them that his cops could contain nearly any eventuality. Daley then told the chief of police to not let the protesters get out of hand no matter what action it took to suppress them. Well, sure enough the protester showed up and so did the Chicago PD and the Illinois National Guard. At one point the head of the police force in front of the Amphitheater ordered the protestors off the street and as you might suspect, a riot broke out. The protesters did not have a chance; the Chicago PD immediately waded into them and the cracked skulls and other bones until the protesters were subdued. It was a police riot, ya’ll. It did not end in the street. A few police went inside the building and began roughing up some of the delegates and newsmen including Mike Wallace who received a fist to the jaw during the melee. The Chicago police arrested hundreds but released all but seven who they said was the ringleaders and put them on trial. Naturally, this caused even more riots. There were riots on and off until the United States pulled out of South Vietnam and left it to the Communist North Vietnamese in 1973.

1862 After US General George McClellan was severely out-generaled by CSA General Robert E. Lee in the Peninsular Campaign, President Lincoln pulled some of his troops away and assigned them US General John Pope’s Army of Virginia. On this date CSA General Fitzhugh Lee and his cavalry unit capture the railroad depot at Manassas, Virginia. The first large scale engagement had occurred about a year earlier at Manassas. Anyway, when General Pope heard about this he and his army came running. General Lee sent Stonewall Jackson to Manassas to keep and eye on Pope. Pope found out the Jackson was in the area but he could not find Jackson or his army. Jackson had hidden his troops in the forests and brush along side Bull Run Creek. A day or two later the remainder of Lee’s army arrived and Jackson’s army came screaming out of the woods and joined with the rest of Lee’s Army and swept Pope and his army from the field in a total rout.

Born today:

1853 US inventor Dr. Lee de Forest. In 1952 he said “The use of transistors in radio and television is far into the future.” Dr. de Forest was an inventor; no one said he had vision.

1904 English writer George Isherwood. He said “Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.”

Died today:

1910 US writer William James. He said “Some people believe they are thinking when they are just rearranging their prejudices.”

1937 US banker Andrew Mellon. He said “Gentlemen prefer bonds.”

1962 Canadian explorer Vilhjalmur Stefanson. He said “What is the difference between ethical and unethical advertising? Unethical advertisers use lies to deceive the public and ethical advertisers use the truth to deceive the public.” Good observation there, Vil.

Quotable quotes:

“History is a set of lies that has been agreed upon.” Napoleon Bonaparte


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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

August 25th

Good morning,

Quote of the day:

"Some doctors are prescribing Prozac for women with severe PMS. Not in pill form, the husband shoots it into her from 50 feet with a dart gun."

The king of the fence straddlers, Senator Joe Lieberman has the best idea so far. He suggests that to avoid political suicide, the Democrats should implement the changes in our health care system gradually rather than cramming it down our throats all at once. I think Joe is not far from the nail head.

Some of you out there are college football fans. This past weekend well known football coach and TV color man Lou Holtz predicted that it would be the University of Florida against Notre Dame in the national championship game. Lets see now...In addition to Florida, there is Texas, Oklahoma, USC, Mississippi, LSU, UNC and a myriad of others that are light years ahead of Notre Dame. A friend of mine that is a fervent fan of the Bayou Bengals from Baton Rouge said: "Lou Holtz is a nice guy but it is a little known fact that Holtz is the brother of Granny Clampett."

I have a good friend that lives on Fripp Island, South Carolina. He has a family from the South American country of Colombia next door on vacation. My friend was told that the newspapers in Colombia are saying that Governor Mark Sanford sired a child by the Argentine woman and that was the reason for his hell-bent-for-leather trip to Buenos Aries a few months ago. He wanted to be there for the birth. This is just a rumor, y'all, but it would explain Sanford's bizarre behavior.

We South Carolina Gamecock fans for the past three of four years have had a problem with some starters on the football and baseball teams going to a section of Columbia, South Carolina known as Five Points and Vista. It is a swarm of restaurants and bars. Some of our athletes have been coming to this place, getting drunker than Cooter Brown and want to fight with the bouncers and/or cops. They are eventually arrested which means a suspension from the team. We had thought we were going to get through pre-season without losing anyone. We were wrong. At 3:30a Sunday morning, one of our really drunk 6'-8", 280 pound starting defensive ends started a fight with a bouncer, the cops arrived and wrestle with him but finally subdue and arrested him. He is suspended from the team and it is a matter of days before out first game with NC State. We can't win.

By the way, the web site for my blog is:

bigalsdailyhistory.blogspot.com

One of my daughters (I'm his favorite daughter! See what you can do when you have control! You get to tell the world how wonderful you are...) is acting as my publisher until I learn how to do it myself...There will be some fits and starts while we get the bugs out. I am grateful for her help getting this off the ground.
Good News:

Off the coast of Brazil about 100 miles one of the largest oil fields ever found was discovered recently. There is no doubt that this find will dilute the power and influence of that jackass in Venezuela. The US is on really good terms with the government of Brazil. It is estimated that this oil field contains about 100 billion barrels of oil. That is a lot of energy, y'all.

Greenpatch Grime:

Sunday night 34 year old Luis Andino and 26 year old Rosa Lopez decided to go to a latino nightclub in Spartanburg, SC and knock back a few. The problem was that they could not find a babysitter for their 3 and 5 year old children so they did the honorable thing. The took the children with them and left them locked inside their pick-up truck. Someone called the cops and they unlocked the doors and brought the kids out. About this time Luis and Rosa came out of the club both hammered to the gills. When asked how long they had been in the the bar, luis and Rosa said that they had no clue how long they had been in there. They were jailed for child abuse. There was no report on what happened to the kids and it appears that no one cared, especially Luis and Rosa.

AUGUST 25TH

1944 A few days before the hard fighting French 2nd Armored division, General Jacque-Philippe LeClerc commanding, approached the German occupied city of Paris, France from the north while the American 4th Infantry is approaching Paris from the south. The liberation of that great city was at hand. The 2nd Armored took a beating from the German artillery but when LeClerc heard that the 4th Infantry was approaching the center of Paris he found a surge of energy and they swept the west side of Paris while the 4th Infantry swept the east side. The German Commander in Paris was General Dietrich Von Choltitz. When Choltitz told Hitler that Paris was lost and would soon by occupied by the French and Americans Hitler ordered him to destroy all of the famous places in Paris like the Louvre, the Eiffel Tower, Versailles palace, etc and then burn Paris to the ground. Choltitz thought about that about 3 minutes and then said to his staff “I will not go down in history as destroying the “the city of light”, the greatest city in Europe.” So none of the pre-set explosives installed by the Germans was detonated and Paris was saved when Choltitz signed an official surrender to the Allies. There were about 20,000 German troops stationed in Paris but when they found out that they were trapped in a pincer movement and the Free French insurgents came out and began an attack on the troops out in the open, the German troops melted away. On this date a gigantic parade with the 2nd Armored, the 4th Infantry and The Free French march in victory down the Champs d’Elysses with General LeClerc and Charles DeGaulle in the lead. It was a great day for freedom.


1864 The Confederate Army of Northern Virginia, General R.E. Lee commanding, is under siege in and around Petersburg, Virginia by the Army of the Potomac, General Ulysses Grant commanding. The majority of supplies coming into the Confederates were coming in via the Weldon Railroad from the south. Grant orders his 2nd Corps led by General Winfield Hancock to go down and destroy the railroad. Hancock is successful in destroying 8 miles of railroad track but the Confederates simply stopped the train south of the destroyed rails and brought the supplies up by wagons. Lee gets fed up and sends General A.P. Hill and his infantry supported by General Wade Hampton’s cavalry down to restore the railroad. The Confederate and Union troops meet at a railroad depot named Ream’s Station. The Union soldiers had build a revetment out of soil but they did not build it tall enough and the Confederate artillery easily crossed over and fell into the huddled troops on the other side. The troops under the command of US General John Gibbon were green and inexperienced. When the artillery shells began falling, those troops broke and ran with Hampton’s cavalry in hot pursuit. It was a rout. This was not easy for US General Hancock to witness because he was the hero of Gettysburg and was known as a leader that would stand his ground. Not this time. Hancock and Gibbon blamed each other for the debacle so Grant got fed up with the squabbling and transferred them both out of the 2nd Corps.

1896 In 1858 William Doolin was born on a farm in Arkansas. At an early age Bill moved to Oklahoma and became a ranch hand on the huge ranch owned by Oscar Haskell. Oscar took a liking to the young Arkansan and eventually Bill became a foreman. But for reasons known only to Bill, he decided to engage in a little thievery. In fact he joined up with the Dalton gang from time to time on bank and train robberies. He was a very meticulous thinker/planner and he was useful to the Daltons in the planning of a robbery. Bill was wounded more than once in the robberies but none seriously. But he decided to go to the mineral springs in Eureka Springs, Arkansas for rest and recuperation. But he did not plan on one thing; he was being tracked by the famous lawman William Tilghman. Tilghman was able to surprise Doolin and captured him without a fight. Tilghman took Doolin to the Guthrie, Oklahoma jail and soon thereafter Doolin escapes and eludes the police for about 2 months. On this date, a posse of 12 men traps Bill Doolin in a house in Lawson, Oklahoma. They call for Bill to surrender but he isn’t having any part of a long prison term and comes out the door guns blazing. All of the posse fire their rifles and shotguns at the same time cutting Bill to ribbons. He was 38 years old.

Born today:

1836 US writer Bret Harte. He said “A big vice in a man is likely to keep out many smaller ones.” It works for me, Bret.

1850 US humorist Bill Nye. He said “I have heard that Wagner’s music is a lot better than it sounds.”

1889 US writer William Feather. He said “Flattery must get pretty thick before anyone objects to it.”

1912 US cartoonist Walt Kelly. He said “Women are not as mere as they used to be.” Walt gave us the comic strip “Pogo”. Pogo gave us the immortal phrase “We have met the enemy and the enemy is us.”

1918 US composer Leonard Bernstein. He said “To achieve great things two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time.”

1919 Former Governor George Wallace. He said “I may not look like a black man, but my heart is as black as anyone here.” How is that again, George?

1942 Scottish guitarist David Russell. He said “We live in a Newtonian world of Einstein physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.”

1949 US musician Gene Simmons. He said “Walk among the natives in the daylight, but in your heart be Superman.”

1951 English singer Rob Halford (Judas Priest). He said “In music there is only heavy metal and the rest of that shit they play on radio and show on MTV.”

1613 English writer Richard Crashaw. He said to his wife “It is daylight, my sweet. Not from the east but from thine eyes.” All you married guys need to remember these words.

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Monday, August 24, 2009

AUGUST 24th

Good morning,


We have a new subscriber down in the land of Mark Sanford, that's right, she is from Columbia, SC. Her name is DaVida and she is good friends with my number 2 girl. Welcome aboard, DaVida.

Sometimes when I go out to eat (which is often) I use the amount of the check as a date in history and I see if I can place an event in history with that year. For Sunday lunch my tab was $12.84. That makes it the year 1284 and I could not remember anything that happened in that year so I came home and looked it up. In the year 1284 in Hamelin, Germany, the fabled Pied Piper came through and lured all the children away with tunes on his pipe (flute). He did this because 10 years earlier the town had been overrun with rats and the towns citizens had hired the Pied Piper to rid the town of these abominable creatures. He allegedly used his pipe to lure all the rats away from town and into a nearby river where they all drowned. When the Piper came back to collect his fee, the good citizens of Hamelin blew him off and did not pay. The Pied Piper warned the citizenry of the possible consequences but they just laughed it off. So 10 years later he shows up and begins dancing through town playing a merry tune and the children follow, never to be seen again. I sounds like a fairy tale with a moral to never Welsh on your debts. But three different sources say that this event with the children is authentic, the deal with the rats is not confirmed, however. Who really knows where the truth lies?

Good news:

A New Zealand ecologist from Hamilton was in a boat checking Wellington harbor for alien plant life when his wedding ring slipped from his finger and disappeared into the depths. He immediately threw an unattached anchor over the side to help him find the ring later. He promised his wife that he would find the ring. 6 months later he he was back in Wellington and went diving for the ring in 30 meters of water without success. Then another 6 months and again he went diving and again was unsuccessful. Finally 16 months after losing the ring he went diving again and was about out of air and prayed for divine intervention. Suddenly he saw the anchor and a few centimeters away was the ring. He now has the nickname "Lord of the Ring".

Greenpatch Grime:

A few days ago a woman went into the Hot Spot convenience store near Easley, SC. She walked up to the cashier and demanded money and suggested that she had a pistol in her purse. The clerk complied and the woman walked out, got into a white SUV (thought to be stolen) and left. This past Sunday she was arrested and jailed for armed robbery. It is no wonder that she was caught. She looked like someone somewhere between Dick Butkus and Hulk Hogan. She was eazy to spot.

In yesterday's lesson I mentioned where a 12 year old boy was found shot in the upper torso and eventually perished. At about the same time of this event, three blocks away a car was found that had collided with a telephone pole. The driver was seriously wounded including a gunshot wound. Sunday afternoon 19 year old Jonathon Gibson was arrested for shooting driver in the wrecked car. The police will not say if the two incidents are related but I don't see how they cannot be.

Yesterday a group of five were standing on a breakwater on the Maine coast watching hurricane Bill pass by. A rogue wave over twenty feet high came in and swept all of them into the raging sea. Two of them were rescued, the other three are still missing and presumed dead. Big storms are impersonal, they will take anyone.

There was not much more gore on this past weekend except for game the Carolina Panthers played. They looked like Larry, Curly and Moe out there.

There is no further news about Governor Sanford's visit from the Argentine diplomat. If some shows up I will advise.


THIS DATE IN HISTORY....AUGUST 24th

 
79AD On this date the Roman elite in the cities of Pompeii and Herculaneum on the Bay of Naples were just sitting down to lunch or a late breakfast. Most of the houses in these cities were vacation homes to the Roman rich. Then a stupendous explosion shakes the very ground on which they were sitting/standing. It was the eruption of the centuries old extinct volcano Mount Vesuvius. A cloud of white hot ash and rock shot 20,000 feet into the atmosphere and lava and mud slid down the side of the volcano in torrents. The people in the cities did not have a chance. The dust and rocks in the atmosphere began raining down burning people to death or mixed with the poison gasses that accompanied the mud and lava and asphyxiated them. The ash and rock mixed with the lava and mud forming a sort of concrete and buried thousands of them under 10 to 15 feet which cooled into a solidified mass. A Roman General name Pliny the Elder was in command of a Roman fleet that was on patrol in the Bay of Naples when this great event occurred. Pliny saw with disbelief swarms of people swimming out into the bay to escape the enormous heat but the raining ash was still hot enough to burn and people were screaming for death in their agony. Pliny ordered some of his ships to go and try to rescue them but they returned after a short while saying the ash was so hot that it was setting their ships on fire. Pliny just could not stand aside and watch so he ordered his boat into the maelstrom and went to the sides of the ash flow and tried to comfort those that had escaped. Pliny got a whiff of the toxic gasses and collapsed and died. His nephew Pliny the Younger, aged 17, was on the opposite side of the bay and chronicled what he saw and gave it to the Roman historian Tactius. The two cities of Pompeii and Herculaneum were eventually forgotten until a farmer digging a grape vineyard and the ground collapsed into the courtyard of a buried mansion. From then on archaeologists and paleontologists descended on the area and nearly the entire towns have been excavated giving us a snapshot of what life was like in those ill-fated cities.

1572 The king of France was King Charles IX but the real control was in the hands of his mother Catherine de Medici. Catherine went down in history as one of the most manipulative and ruthless person who ever lived. She and he son Charles were supposed to be Catholic but she would persuade Charles to dance with whoever held sway at a given time be it the Pope or the French Huguenots which were protestant. In this particular point in time the leader of the Huguenots Admiral Garpard de Coligny held sway with King Charles and good old Catherine saw the Admiral as a threat and ordered his murder. On this day, Saint Bartholomew’s Day, the assassins found the Admiral and killed him. For some reason the Catholics got their bloodlust aroused and they began killing the Huguenots wholesale all across France in spite of King Charles ordering them to stop. They stopped alright, after killing over 70,000 of them. This event was known since and The Saint Bartholomew Day Massacre. Catherine may have felt more secure after this but France suffered because all the surviving Huguenots moved away taking their money with them.

1814 Earlier during the War of 1812. the British army under the command of General Robert Ross flanks and defeats the Patriot Militia at the Battle of Bladensburg, Maryland. This victory for the British left the road to Washington undefended. On this date the British army marches into Washington unopposed and begin burning everything in sight. The British were pissed off because the Patriot army had burned the British consulate in Canada for no apparent reason. During the Battle of Bladensburg president James Madison went to the battle site and took command of one of the artillery batteries. This is the only time that a sitting American president engaged in combat. Before he left he told his wife Dolly that she would have to evacuate soon and to take only those things that were important. She took the portrait of George Washington with which we are all familiar. I guess it was that important because later that night the British burned the White House to the ground. But the redcoats ran up against US General Andrew Jackson and company near Chalmette, Louisiana who sent them running away with their asses in hand. But the war was over before this fight but the communications were so slow that Jackson knew nothing about the British surrender.

Born today:

1884 US Writer James Earl Biggers. He said “When the jig is up, there no need for any further dancing.”

1894 Welsh writer Jean Rhys. She said “Reading make immigrants of us all. It takes us away from home, but most importantly, it finds homes for us everywhere.” It does that for me.

1898 US writer Malcolm Crowley. He said “They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you get older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much.” Did you say something, Malcolm?

1929 PLO leader Yasser Arafat. He said “Choose your friends carefully, your enemies will choose you.” Especially ex-wives and girl friends.

1957 English writer Stephan Fry. He said “Once you have seen an infant do a backward summersault you will realize what clothing is for.” What a thought.

Died today:

1953 US writer Kate Wiggin. She said “Every child born into this world is a new thought of God, an ever fresh and radiant possibility.” That is except those monstrous brats that scream and yell running down the aisles of a library or a restaurant. They are the spawn of the loins of Beelzebub.

1957 English writer Ronald Knox. He said “It is a shame that modern civilization has chosen not to believe in the devil, when he is the only explanation for it all.” You notice that Ronald put the devil as masculine. See the next paragraph.

2004 Swiss psychiatrist Elisabeth Ross. She said “Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and believe that everything in life has a purpose.” Hey Elisabeth, what about my third ex-wife?

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Sunday, August 23, 2009

August 23rd

Good Morning,

Quote of the day:

"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people train for years can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." Dave Barry

I went out Friday and celebrated the release of the bomber of Pan Am 103, a Boeing 747, that crashed in Lockerbie, Scotland. I did not celebrate the deaths of 270 innocent people by this Arab hyena, I was celebrating the release of the information that the bomber had terminal cancer. I go bed at night hopeful that it is cancer of the anus. Some have told me that he still could have a reasonable quality of life even with cancer. I can assure you that there is no quality of life after reaching stage four. I hope that hyena is unable to draw a breath without excruciating pain until he draws his last.

I would like to see a show of hands of all that have read the proposed health care legislation. Now I would like to see a show of hands that have read tons of media garbage either advocating or denigrating it. I only know of two people that have read it. But I know hundreds that have read one opinion or another by others, some of which were downright lies, and have chosen to believe whatever they choose to believe without concrete knowledge of where the truth lies. Both sides of this issue have an axe to grind and have no opposition to flooding the media with cheers for their side. In this area of the world, there is little question that if either of our US legislators voted for the acceptance of this legislation he/she would unquestionably be voted out of office if for no other reason that the health care reform bill smacks of Socialism. Not only that, he/she would a pariah for the rest of their days here in the land of peaches, heat and The Shag. Medicare/Medicaid and Social Security is Socialism. Some of you will say that you paid for all of that with the FICA deductions while you worked. It has been proven that on the average whatever FICA monies that were deducted from your paycheck will be used up after 4 1/2 years of retirement/Social Security. This means that you are a ward of the state at the age of 69 1/2 and tax monies from others are supporting you and this is widely acceptable. Think on it. I will probably catch a lot of flak about this but my training and experience as an air traffic controller says do not accept conjecture, base your decisions on data and facts. This position leads to no room for argument making it pretty boring.

Question # 1: Why do we have combat troops in Afghanistan?

Question #2: What country leads the world in the production of narcotics. One would think it is Mexico or Colombia. It isn't, it is Afghanistan. In fact it all comes from one province about the size of Maryland.

Do any of y'all see a peculiarity here besides me?

Good News:

Scientists at Cambridge University have created a new drug named salinomycin that kills the stem cells of cancerous cells preventing them from spreading or forming tumors. Breast cancer cells in rats have already been eliminated. This drug will be especially effective in breast cancer, skin cancer, internal organ cancer and prostate cancer, among others. The scientist claim that if Farah Fawcett would have had access to this drug she would still be with us today. It was reported that this drug will be fully tested and on the open market within ten years.

Greenpatch Grime:

For the second time in a week, someone ended up on the wrong side of an Interstate Highway. 33 year old Traci Freeman was headed east on the westbound lanes of I-26 and collided head-on with a car driven by 40 year old Katherine Hall. 43 year old Janice Williams, a passenger was killed. She also was not wearing a seat belt. There were two juveniles in the back who were also injured but will survive, They were wearing seat belts. Traci Freeman was driving a minivan and not injured. She was tested for alcohol and blew a 1.3 making the charge against her as two charges of felony DUI. One charge was for the death and the other was for serious injury to the juveniles She is in the Spartanburg, SC Detention Center will no bail offered. The collision occurred at 5:30 am. Her life is ruined.

The Spartanburg PD answered to a call about a shooting at Prince Hall apartments at about 11:30pm Friday night. Upon arrival they found 12 year old Curtis Garrett lying on the front porch with a gunshot wound of the upper torso. After interviewing some of the residents, the police determined that the shooting was accidental. It didn't matter, though, Curtis died on the way to the hospital.




This Date In History, AUGUST 23rd

1784 On this date four counties in the state of North Carolina declare their independence from the state and form a new state of Franklin. The state of North Carolina has previously ceded some of the lands in western North Carolina to the United States Congress. The residents in these lands equaling four counties were afraid that Congress would sell these lands to either France or Spain to pay off war debts accumulated during the Revolutionary War. In order to prevent this, the four counties form their own state. They had their own constitution, legislature, courts and president. The president was John Sevier who was a patriot warrior leader during the Revolutionary War. Franklin existed on it’s own for two years but got into financial trouble and offered to sell their lands to Spain. Needless to say the state of North Carolina frowned on the prospect of having a Spanish colony on their border and arrested Sevier. But the real problem with the state of Franklin was that they had no appreciable militia and this information got to the Cherokee, Chickamauga and Chickasaw and raids on frontier villages in the state of Franklin increased exponentially. So the state of Franklin asked to rejoin the state of North Carolina if for no other reason that the protection of the state militia from the Indians. These four counties were absorbed into the state of Tennessee later on.

1861 On this date Allen Pinkerton arrests Rose Greenhow in Washington, DC. Rose was an outspoken supporter of the Confederacy and was without a doubt the leader of a very efficient spy network in the nation’s capitol. Rose was close friends if not more with one of the Senators from Massachusetts and many of his friends. Rose fed information to CSA General P.T.G. Beauregard just before the Battle of 1st Manassas about the deployment of the Union troops commanded by US General Irwin McDowell which resulted in the severe ass-kicking delivered by the Confederates. After the war CSA General Jubal Early testified that the information delivered by Rose was instrumental in the defeat of the US army in more than one engagement. While Rose and her daughter were under house arrest in Washington she was allowed to have visitors which meant that he spy network did not slow down. Pinkerton became very exasperated with Rose and her daughter “Little Rose” and imprisoned her and her daughter in a real prison south of Washington. After a while she and he daughter was released and banned to live in the south until the war was over. Rose went abroad to drum up money for the Confederacy. On one occasion she was on her way back home to Charleston, SC when her ship was encountered by a US blockade ship and was run aground. Rose was washed overboard from her lifeboat and went to the bottom like an anvil because he had many pounds of gold on her person meant for the Confederacy. She died supporting her belief.

1877 Three years before outlaw John Wesley Hardin kills a deputy named Charles Webb in a small town near Austin, Texas. This murder was just one of several murders committed by this monster. If ever there was a “bad seed” on this earth it was John Wesley Hardin. He apparently took delight in killing, especially law enforcement officers. The Texas Rangers tasked their best man, John Armstrong, to find Hardin and bring him to justice. Hardin moved to southeast using and alias and divided his time between Florida and Alabama. The relentless Armstrong discovered his alias and tracked Hardin down to a rail yard in Pensacola, Florida. On this date Armstrong and two of his deputies boarded the rail car that held Hardin and two of his compatriots. The two of Hardin’s compatriots tried to draw their pistols and were shot and killed for their trouble. Hardin had a pistol in a shoulder holster but he got tangled up and Armstrong ran over and knocked Hardin’s brains out with the barrel of his pistol. As you might suspect, Armstrong and his buddies being Texas Rangers had no authority in Florida but Armstrong and company would not be denied. They took the unconscious Hardin off the train and waited until the next train headed west came by and got aboard. They arrived in Texas with Hardin in tow. Hardin was tried and sentenced to life in prison in the Huntsville, Texas prison. He spent 15 years in prison and was paroled. He went to El Paso, Texas and tried to settle down but a deputy sheriff found out who he was and walked up behind him in a bar and blew his brains out at point blank range. The good citizens of El Paso rejoiced.


Born today:

1932 US comedian Mark Russell. He said “I like the scientific theory that the rings around Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.” Mark is a funny guy.

1933 The governor of California Pete Wilson. When speaking of his adversaries he said “They can kiss my ass, if they can jump that high.” I like his attitude.

1834 US actress Barbara Eden. She said “If gentlemen prefer blondes then I am a blonde that prefers gentlemen.” Barbara had a drop dead good looking body, ya’ll.

1970 US actor River Phoenix. He said “I am having a hard time keeping my head above water in this crazy business.” This young man was a dynamite actor who died of an overdose at the age of 23. What a damned shame.


Died today:

1960 US lyricist Oscar Hammerstein II. He said “If you want to be admitted to the fold of the brotherhood of man, you have to let everyone else in also.” We are already there, Oscar.

1995 German photographer Alfred Eisenstadt. He said “As long as I have a camera in my hand, I have no fear.” Good thought Alfred, but I prefer a .40 caliber Glock automatic.

 
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