Thursday, May 31, 2018

Friday


                          Musings and History

Quote of the day:
I think that everybody should be rich and famous and have everything they ever wanted then they would realize that that is not the answer.”
                                                   Jim Carrey

Trivia question of the day:
Scientists Luis and Walter Alvarez discovered something that proved a meteor about 6 miles in diameter had struck the Earth 65,000,000 ago that doomed the dinosaurs. What did they discover? Answer at the end of the blog.

I am reading the history of pirates. In the Western hemisphere (Atlantic, Caribbean, Gulf of Mexico and the western Indian ocean) they were prominent between about 1680 and 1805. In the Eastern hemisphere (China, Japan, Indonesia, Malaysia, etc.) they were prominent much longer. In addition to gold, silver, silk, slaves, etc., nearly all pirate captain were seeking carpenters, coopers (wooden barrel makers), anyone with medical knowledge and strangely enough...musicians. But doctors by far were the most sought after. In the Caribbean carpenters were especially important because the warm waters promoted wood rot in addition to the rapid growth of barnacles and seaweed on the hull seriously reducing their speed. This called for frequent “careening” of the ship. This meant that with the use of block and tackle in shallow water the ships were tipped over and the hulls scraped clean, rotten planking replaced and a coating of wax and tar applied. Pirate ships were the first demonstration of democracy ever known. A pirate ships captain was elected by the crew and the destinations was also up for a vote. The captain could also be kicked out if the crew saw fit. It was a tough life but a profitable one.

              This Day in History   June 1

1779 On this day the trial of Benedict Arnold began in New York City. This trial was the precursor to the most infamous betrayal in American History. Arnold was a superb military field commander and proved his worth on many occasions especially at the Battle of Montreal and the Battle of Fort Ticonderoga but there were other encounters where his brilliance came to the fore. He was on trial for misuse of government wagons and the buying and selling of illegal goods. I think I know why. His wife Peggy came from a privileged family and was clearly high maintenance and Benedict was not a person of wealth. Peggy was a member of the Shippen Family of Philadelphia, a well known and well heeled group. Peggy was courted heavily by a British officer named John Andre’ that played a role in the life of Benedict Arnold. During the courtship of Peggy Shippen and Major John Andre, Andre’ was captured by Colonial General Montgomery and thrown in prison for 14 months. It was during this time that Arnold made his successful move on Peggy. Anyway Arnold was cleared of most of the charges but Washington gave Arnold a letter of reprimand. All of this weighed heavily on the vain Arnold and he felt that he should have been promoted for his actions in combat rather than get a letter of reprimand. With his little scam of dealing in the black market scuttled and Arnold, still smarting from the Court Martial, sought other ways to get money to support Peggy in the lifestyle to which she had become accustomed. He began secretly bargaining with the British government suggesting he wanted to defect...for a price. Arnold had been assigned the command of West Point, New York by the Patriot army and the British countered his offer with making him a General in the British army, paying him 20,000 pounds sterling if he would deliver West Point and the 3,000 troops there to the British. With the British in control of West Point and the Hudson River, it would essentially split New England down the middle. The messenger delivering these offers and counter-offers was John Andre’, who had been recently paroled from prison. Two things happened that sent the deal down the toilet. Andre’ was captured by Patriot Army deserters and they found the plans for the betrayal in Andre’s boot and delivered it to George Washington. And number two, the British navy was sailing up the Hudson to take control of West Point and in spite of Arnold telling his troops not to fire on the British ships, the Patriot artillerists opened up and shattered the British formation and they hauled ass back to New York City. When he found that he had been discovered and the plan had gone to hell, Arnold and Peggy got aboard a British warship HMS Vulture to avoid capture. Arnold joined the British army and fought with distinction against his own countrymen. After the war, Arnold had no home so he went to England where he died in 1801 and was buried without military honors. John Andre’ was hanged as a spy. I have not chosen to pursue what became of Peggy. She was aware of Arnold’s intentions and did not prevent it from happening.

1864 US General Ulysses Grant and his gigantic Army of the Potomac had been chasing CSA General Robert E. Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia from one battle site to another but always finding the Confederates there ahead of him. The same thing happened on this day when Grant arrived at the small crossroads town of Cold Harbor, Virginia. When Grant arrived the Confederate army was there and dug in. Grant sent US General Phil Sheridan to take control of the actual crossroad and he succeeded but could go no further. Lee wanted control of the crossroad back and sent the young and inexperienced South Carolinian Colonel Lawrence Keitt and the 20th South Carolina Division to take it back. A sharp fight ensued and Colonel Keitt was killed almost with the first shots fired and the rest of the 20th began melting away and the Yankees held. Grant decided to wait another day to allow his full forces to arrive and be deployed. This was a serious error in judgment because it allowed Lee and the Confederates to continue to reinforce the breastworks bring up more artillery and when Grant finally launched his all out attack....well, y'all need to read about what happened next.

1871 Gunslinger John Wesley Hardin arrived in Abilene, Kansas where Wild Bill Hickok is sheriff. By this time Hardin had been responsible for at least 22 killings that began when he was 14. When 14 he killed his best friend in a dispute over a girl by stabbing him twice with a knife. He killed a black man at the age of 16 when he lost a wrestling match to him. Hardin had joined up with a trail herd coming up the Chisholm Trail from Texas to Abilene. He needed to get away because a few days before he had killed a Texas State policeman who was taking him to Waco for trial. During the trail drive, a herd of beef driven by a group of Mexicans began crowding Hardin’s herd from behind. Hardin rode back and told the Mexican trail boss to back off. The Mexican gave him shit, so Hardin shot him through the heart killing him. When the herd finally arrived outside Abilene, Hardin went to town and met with the renowned Wild Bill Hickok and they became friends. Hickok was not interested in murders committed outside his jurisdiction and I think he saw a little of himself in Hardin. Hardin was staying in a boarding house and one night a man in the next room began snoring loudly to the point that Hardin got so aggravated that he shot twice through the wall. The first shot was high and just woke the man up, but when he rose up the second shot killed him. Hardin knew that even Hickok would not sit still for this and he escaped out the window of the boarding house, hid in a haystack, stole a horse and hot-footed it back to Texas. Hardin was eventually captured and spent 15 years in the Huntsville, Texas prison. After getting paroled he moved to El Paso where the local sheriff was looking to build his reputation and walked up behind Hardin while he was standing at a bar and shot him in the head point blank. This ended the days of John Wesley Hardin. It is documented that he was responsible for the deaths of 44 men.

Answer to the trivia question:
The Alvarez brothers discovered a worldwide iridium layer that is 30 time more that normal on Earth and carbon dated to 65,000,000 year ago. Iridium is a metal and common in meteors. Above this layer there is no dinosaur fossils, below it there is.

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Thursday


                          Musings and History



Quote of the day:

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime that you have not yet committed.”
                                               Anthony Powell

Trivia question of the day:
In the Bram Stoker novel what country did Dracula come from? Answer at the end of the blog.

In December of 1937 after a stiff battle against a Chinese army defending Shanghai the Japanese army prevailed and continued on to Nanking. The commanding general of the Japanese ordered his men to rape and pillage the entire city so as to toughen them up for the battles yet to come. An orgy of the degradation and massacre of civilians followed of a magnitude never seen on this planet before or since. I will not go into the description the unspeakable atrocities but I will tell you this...Nanking had a population of 600,000 and in the span of 6 weeks the Japanese murdered 300,000 people. They did it the hard way with bayonets, knives, rifles, pistols, cans of gasoline, etc. 300,000 is about 70,000 more than the number of people killed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. Have you ever heard of the Japanese apologizing for this? Have you ever heard of this at all? Have you heard your president call this “evil”? It is the worst attack on civilians in recorded history. There is no doubt in my mind that Obama had an agenda to debase this nation as much as he could. But he has brought about a good thing...he has taught me what complete disdain for another human being is all about. I am sorry Barry (Barack), I don't feel guilty...I take that back, I am not sorry. I invite y'all to read The Rape of Nanking.


                     This Date in History May 31


1862 After persuading the Union military leaders, US General George McClellan ordered the gigantic assemblage of the Army of the Potomac, 120,000 strong to sail down the Chesapeake Bay, land on the James River Peninsula and proceed northwest and attack the Confederate capital of Richmond from an unexpected direction. His forces are met by the CSA Army of Northern Virginia let by General Joseph E. Johnston. Johnston recognized that he was vastly outnumbered and slowly retreated up the peninsula using delaying tactics. On this date they finally reach the outer perimeter of Richmond and bloody battle of Fair Oaks ensued. This was one of the bloodiest of the entire war. Two important events occurred during this bloodbath. One was that McClellan rode out onto the battlefield and was appalled at the mutilation of his troops and from then on he was even more timid and cautious. The second was that General Johnston was seriously wounded and President Jefferson Davis ordered his chief military adviser, General Robert E. Lee to take command of the Army of Northern Virginia. After this everything changed.

1964 On this date 18 year old Charles Schmid murdered his fifteen year old girl friend Aileen Rowe and buried the corpse out in the desert near Tucson, Arizona. Earlier he had bragged to his friends that he wanted to kill a woman that night. Charles had a “short man syndrome” and he was very paranoid about it to the point that he wore cowboy boots with extra high heels. He was also a pathological liar and would tell girls that he had a terminal illness and/or he was Mafia connected. He was able to enjoin two of his friends to help him murder Aileen. The three lured her out into the desert where Charles raped her and then smashed her head with a large rock. The three took turns digging a shallow grave and then buried Aileen. The three provided alibis for each other and the police charged the disappearance of Aileen as being a runaway. Charles killed three other girls before he was caught because he continuously bragged about it. The end came when he enlisted one of his friends to help him bury victim number two and his friend determined that Charles was indeed crazy as a loon and was afraid he would kill his girlfriend and went to the cops. Charles was tried and sentenced to death but a short time later the Supreme Court outlawed the death penalty so he was re-sentenced to life without parole. Too bad the death penalty was outlawed; he needed to realize the terror like he made others feel.

1889 On this date one of the greatest disasters in American history occurred. Johnstown, Pennsylvania is 60 miles east of Pittsburgh and is in a flood plain with the Allegheny, Little Conemaugh and Stony Creek rivers close by. The biggest threat was the Little Conemaugh so a dam was built across the river forming a huge lake behind it. The dam was 900 feet long by 72 feet thick and was built in 1840. It was made of earth making it the largest dam of its type in the country. The lake was used for years as a transportation medium but with the increase of railroads the lake transportation was abandoned and the dam was neglected. On this date, after several days of heavy rain an engineer at the dam saw ominous warning signs that the dam was on the verge of collapse. He rode on horseback to the next village downstream from the dam to warn the residences and to send a telegram to Johnstown, which was 14 miles downstream, about the danger but the telegraph lines were down. At 3:30p the dam collapsed with a thunderous roar and a wall of water moving at 40 MPH roared downstream sweeping everything in its path including nine locomotive engines. When it arrived in Johnstown the water was full of debris making it even more dangerous. Some of the residences were able to climb on the roofs of their houses and avoid the water but the debris battered their houses and they collapsed drowning or crushing them. There was a bridge across the river downstream from Johnstown that quickly became clogged with flammable debris and somehow caught fire. Some of the people caught in the flood were riding the debris downstream only to be burned alive at the bridge. One baby was on the third floor when the house collapsed and a portion of the house stayed afloat carrying the baby away. The baby was found 75 miles away alive and well. The exact number of deaths is not exactly known but it was in excess of 2,200. By the way, Johnstown has suffered deadly floods in 1936 and 1977 also. Why do people still live there?

Born today:

1819 American poet Walt Whitman. Walt gave us “Leaves of Grass”, a great piece of literature. He also retrieved his severely wounded brother from the Fredericksburg battlefield during the Civil War and tended to him for the rest of his life.

1816 English painter Walter Sickert. He said to departing visitors “Come again when you won’t stay so long.” Lighten up, Walt.

1930 American actor Clint Eastwood. He said “It seems that the less secure a man is, the more prejudicial he is”. Clint is on of my favorites especially his performance in The Unforgiven and The Outlaw Josie Wales.

1961 American actress Lea Thompson. She said “I only grow hair in places men like.” I am going to let that one alone.

Answer to the trivia question:
In the Bram Stoker novel Dracula came from Transylvania which is in central Romania. This was also the location of a real life monster named Vlad the Impaler and some assume that Stoker used him as a model for his book...but that is a myth.

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Tuesday, May 29, 2018

Wedneday


                          Musings and History

Quote of the day:
While addressing a group of environmentalists not long ago she said “We are tired of the burning of coal polluting the atmosphere, I am going to put those coal miners and coal companies out of business.” Last week she said “Donald Trump is going to bankrupt America, he will cost thousands of jobs.”
                                                      Hillary Clinton
I'll bet she has a tough time every morning having to match the makeup on both of her faces.

Trivia question of the day:
What and where is the tallest tree on earth? Answer at the end of the blog.

I was watching a rodeo on TV once again. There was one cowboy named Fred Whitfield from Stephenville, Texas that caught my attention. He is a black 42 year old calf roper and has been ranked number one in the world 8 times. He is a pretty good sized man and rode a horse easily. The way it works is a calf is released and the mounted cowboy is to chase it down, lasso it by the neck, dismount and run over to the calf, throw it down and tie three of the legs together. While all of this is going on the horse is backing up to keep the lasso tight. Then the cowboy remounts, puts slack in the rope and the calf is given a chance to kick free. If that happens there is no score...if it doesn't the time it took to tie up the calf is validated.
There were 10 cowboys including Fred in this event. On this night Fred did not get the lasso on the calf's neck and he got no score. The interesting part was that two of the other calf ropers were from Canada and had moved to Stephenville, Texas to take lessons from Fred.
This Date in History May 30

1806 On this date the 39 year old future President of the United States, Andrew Jackson met Tennessee lawyer Charles Dickenson in Logan County, Kentucky to settle an affair of honor. Jackson had been a former Senator and Representative but this affair was to be settled with a duel using pistols at a distance of 24 feet. That is about the length of a good sized living room. Dickenson had written an uncomplimentary article in the newspaper about Jackson’s wife Rachael. Rachael had been previously married but abandoned by her husband. She and Jackson fell in love and got married thinking that her previous marriage had been annulled because of abandonment. It wasn’t, she was still legally married to her first husband making her a bigamist. The legalities were eventually settled but Jackson settled many a dispute with his fists, clubs and in this case, pistols. Jackson was born and raised in the Waxhaw which was a group of villages on the North Carolina/South Carolina border. He had a rough and hard life as a youngster. He was captured at the age of 13 by the British during the French and Indian war and beaten and tortured. This rough life formed his demeanor for the rest of his life. He was a scrapper, y'all. After the signal had been given to start the duel, Dickenson, a renowned pistol shot, raised his pistol and fired hitting Jackson in the right chest breaking several ribs. Jackson did not fall and in spite of being in what was terrible pain, raised his pistol and fired hitting Dickenson in the throat. Dickenson died the next day. Even though Jackson and Dickenson were Tennesseans, the duel was fought in Kentucky because dueling was illegal in Tennessee. Jackson went on to lead a very colorful and exciting life in both the military and in politics. On one occasion while president, he was walking out of the Capitol when a man ran up to him and fired a pistol at him almost at point blank range but the pistol misfired. The man then pulled another pistol and it misfired also. Jackson then raised his hickory cane and beat the man almost to death before he could be restrained. After this he was known as “Old Hickory”.

1593 Earlier Christopher Marlowe was born in Canterbury, England two months before William Shakespeare. He led a privileged life and attended Cambridge. A few days before he was to receive his degree, some questions arose as to his worthiness of the award. Soon thereafter representatives of Queen Elizabeth I showed up and told the powers that be in Cambridge that it would be to their advantage to give Marlowe the degree because of his “service to his country”. The professors in Cambridge did not know what the hell the Queen was talking about but they were not about to buck the most powerful monarch in Europe and Marlowe received his degree. It was found out later that Marlowe had been a spy for the Queen in Cambridge. Marlowe roomed with another author named Thomas Kyd. Representatives of the Church of England raided the apartment and found some “heretical” written material. After torturing Kyd to find out the author of these papers, he said that the papers were indeed Marlowe’s. Marlowe was arrested but made bail. He went out to celebrate and on this date got really hammered at the local pub, then he got into a fight with the bartender about his tab. The bartender inserted a knife into Marlowe’s liver and he expired very quickly. Moral: Pay your freaking bar tab and people that are hammered seldom win a violent encounter.

1942 After meticulous planning by the British Air Marshall T. A. Harris, Operation Millennium gets under way. Harris had got together every bomber-type aircraft in the realm, including training aircraft, to make a mass raid on the German city of Cologne. On this night Operation Millennium get under way with the launching of 1,046 bombers. The complete devastation administered by this raid went a long way toward the debilitation of the German morale and they were successful in the destruction of that city’s chemical and tool making factories which was the object in the first place. They lost 40 aircraft making the raid a cost of less than 4%, an acceptable loss in any military operation.

1428 Earlier a 16 year old French girl swore that she heard three saints tell her to lead the French military in kicking the English army out of France and restore the throne to French royalty. Joan went to a French military encampment and told the commander her vision. He blew it off and told her to go home. She returned once again and the commander is impressed with her piety and lets her pass to visit with the Dauphin (apparent heir to the throne). She does indeed visit with the Dauphin and convinced him that her vision is indeed a command from God. The Dauphin cannot take the throne because he must be crowned in the city of Reims which is in the hands of the English. Joan is given command of a small army and moved on the city of Orleans first. In a brilliant maneuver, she is able to outflank the English troops there and they retreat freeing the city. Joan lead the French army in several other victories and the people truly believe she was in touch with God. But eventually she was captured by the Burgundians and sold to the English. The English clerics immediately call her a witch and sentence her to death. Joan says “Wait a damned minute, what happens if I recant all that I have said in the past.” The clerics tell her that in that case she will go to prison for an undetermined length of time. You notice I keep saying the clerics are sentencing her to death or prison. Why the hell do preachers have that authority? Ever since Joan had been engaging in military operations she had been wearing men’s clothing so the English clerics dress her in women’s clothes and threw her in prison. A little while later the clerics pay her another visit and she is again in men’s clothing. They determine that she is a relapsed heretic and her punishment is the stake. On this date, Joan was burned at the stake in the French city of Rouen. She was 19 years old but it was her inspiration that turned the Hundred Years War to favor the French.

Answer to the trivia question:
The tallest tree in the world is acknowledged to be a sequoia in the Redwood National Park named “Hyperion”. This magnificent creature is nearly 380 feet tall. Redwood National Park is on the northern California coast about 40 miles south of the Oregon border.

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Tuesday


                           Musings and History

Quote of the day:
There is a new Sex Museum in New York. Guys get through it in five minutes. Women finish in half hour if they finish at all.”
                                                   Jay Leno

Trivia question of the day:
Where was the largest tsunami ever documented? Answer at the end of the blog.

                        This Date in History   May 29

1780 On this date British Colonel Banastre Tarleton led a cavalry charge of mostly Loyalists (American colonists who remained loyal to King George) against an out gunned and out manned Patriot force near the Waxhaws, a village on the South Carolina/North Carolina border south of what is now Charlotte, North Carolina. The Patriots did not have a chance and surrendered but Tarleton ignored the signs of surrender and kept ordering the shooting and bayoneting of the Patriots. The end result was 113 Patriots killed and 203 captured whilst Tarleton’s troops suffered 17 killed or wounded. This event was from then own known as “giving Tarleton Quarter”. Even though it was a rout, word of this atrocity spread like wildfire throughout the Carolinas and lit a fire of revenge under every Patriot that heard it especially a South Carolinian name Thomas Sumter, known to the British as “The Gamecock”. Sumter began a bloody reprisal against the South Carolina Loyalist that could be interpreted as nothing less than a civil war because it meant killing your neighbors if they were loyal to King George and kill them he did. Sumter was originally from Virginia the son of Welch immigrant parents. Through a series of adventures that would warrant another lesson, Sumter ended up in central South Carolina with no money. He eventually married a wealthy widow and opened several successful businesses and an active plantation near the town of Stateburg located about 15 miles west of present day Sumter, South Carolina. Sumter was made Brigadier General of the local militia and was a proven warrior with the outbreak of the Revolutionary War. He was instrumental in driving Tarleton and Cornwallis out of the Carolinas and into the waiting arms of George Washington and the Continental Army at Yorktown. Again he was one of those people that ended up at the right place at the right point in time to allow this melting pot of immigrants to congeal into the great nation we are today. It was no accident.

1953 On this day with a stupendous display of strength and stamina, New Zealander Edmund Hillary and Nepalese guide Tensing Norgay reach the summit of Mount Everest for the first time by anyone. Hillary and Norgay were part of an 11 man climbing team who reached a base camp at the elevation of 27,400 feet and Hillary and Norgay made the assault on 29,030 foot summit alone. Then the hard part began...the descent. The two had traversed near vertical walls on the way up, now they had to negotiate them coming down. But they prevailed and one of the greatest feats of exploration and adventure in history came to an end.

1914 On this date the ocean liner “Empress of Ireland” departed Quebec Harbor, Canada into the Saint Lawrence Seaway headed to Liverpool, England. Since the sinking of the Titanic the shipboard safety devices and procedures had been greatly improved. The Saint Lawrence was very foggy on this spring morning and the Norwegian freighter “Storstad” was nearby but the both the captains of the Empress and the Storstad were aware of each other and indeed had each other in sight. Through a series of miss-interpreted signals the two ships finally engaged in a fatal embrace when the Storstad plunged 15 feet into the starboard side of the Empress. It took the Empress just 14 minutes to find the bottom and took more than 1500 passengers with her. There would have been more but the heroic efforts of the crew of the still floating Storstad resulted in the saving of scores of passengers in the frigid waters.

1864 After a series of running battles that began near the Wilderness and swinging south to the James River, US General Ulysses Grant has been out maneuvered and out guessed by CSA General Robert E, Lee. After leaving the Wilderness Grant headed as quickly as he could for the Spotsylvania Courthouse in Virginia only to find CSA General James Longstreet and his Corps already there and dug in. A fierce and bloody battle ensued with Grant withdrawing after receiving a severe ass-kicking. Grant’s intention was to get between Lee and Richmond and Lee knew this. It was no mystery and Lee simply guessed where Grant was going to try to make this happen. On this date Grant reached the Topopotomoy Creek only to be greeted by the grinning rebels looking down on his army from the bluffs above. The frustrated Grant slid further south to a small crossroad called Cold Harbor only to find that Lee had indeed out-guessed and outmaneuvered him and had the Confederates dug in and waiting. The exasperated and angry Grant flung his army against the Confederate embrasures only to have his army chopped to pieces by aimed rifles/muskets and artillery. This is one of the bloodiest battles ever fought in North America for its duration. Grant had to admit defeat once again and withdrew but he knew that he had almost an unlimited supply of replacements and Lee had none. It was a war of attrition after that.

1843 American explorer John Fremont departed Saint Louis, Missouri on his second expedition of discovery. He had just returned from the first one just a few months before. Fremont was fortunate to have a guide with the skill and knowledge of Kit Carson on the first expedition and he was scheduled to meet with Carson in Wyoming to guide once again. This time they were going to explore the lands in the Wind River mountain Range and then on into Oregon. They ended up on the Pacific coast across from what is now Portland, Oregon. Fremont was to return via the Oregon Trail but decided that that was not adventurous enough and turned south to traverse the Sierra Nevada range. This proved to be a bad move because they almost got trapped in the snows and ended up eating some of their horses and had it not been for Kit Carson they could not have make it to Sutter’s Fort and safety. After restocking and refitting that headed back to Saint Louis via the California Trail. His descriptions of what the saw was instrumental in lighting the flame of adventure for thousands of immigrants that made the journey to Oregon and other lands in the American west.

Born today:

1736 American patriot Patrick Henry. He said “If this be treason, then let’s make the most of it.” Yet another fire breather in the right place at the right time.

1898 Canadian actress Beatrice Lilly. She said “One time Noel Coward and I was staying in London, adjoining rooms, of course. I felt mischievous and knocked on his door. He said “Who is it” and I lowered my voice and said “It is the hotel detective, do you have a gentlemen in your room?” Noel said “Just a minute, I will ask him.”

1917 President John F. Kennedy. He said, “I know nothing for sure except the fact that I know nothing for sure.” Sound wisdom

Answer to the trivia question:
The largest tsunami ever documented was in 1958 when a landslide into Lituya Bay Alaska produced a tsunami 100 feet high.

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Sunday, May 27, 2018

Monday


                          Musing and History

Quote of the day:

When told that he had died she said "It makes me sad but I am grateful that I was able to spend so many years with the coolest man on the planet."

               Kim Bush, long time girlfriend of Ken "The Snake" Stabler

Trivia question of the day:
What was the largest bird ever documented?  Answer at the end of the blog.

I was in Pensacola right after Snake retired and he hung out on the Redneck Riviera a lot and that being the Alabama gulf coast around Gulf Shores and vicinity. I think he was at the very first “Mullet Toss” at the immortal “Flora-Bama” Lounge. I was there once when he was there at the same table with the ex-wife of George Wallace and a few bikers from the Screwballs Motorcycle Club. The Flora-Bama was and is a major stop on the gulf coast between New Orleans and Tampa. Snake kept his yacht/fishing boat at the Bear Point Marina near Orange Beach, Al. and was named “Honky Tonk”. His girlfriend at the time was names Wanda but he called her “Wicked Wanda” for reasons I never learned. There was very few people that ever existed that enjoyed life any more than Kenneth “The Snake” Stabler. Ken died of cancer in a hospital in Gulfport, Mississippi on July 8, 2015, he was 70 years old. He and was inducted into the Football Hall Of Fame the next year. His eulogy as given by Fred Beletnikoff (also in the Hall of Fame) one of Snakes favorite receivers, and his grandson amid many tears by both.

                      The Saga of Heidi

This is the tale of Heidi. She is small of stature but has the heart of a lion. No one knows what her real name was because she was named Heidi by a receptionist at a doctor’s office. She was found roaming the streets in near Lexington, South Carolina in 2005 by a citizen who called the officials to come and pick her up because she was crippled and barely able to move. Heidi was found and taken to a safe shelter for the time being. Little Heidi is a dachshund whose spine had been damaged and her hind quarters are inoperable. The Lexington County Animal Control called a member of Dachshund Rescue of America who lived in nearby Columbia, South Carolina. This dedicated member gathered up Heidi and took her to a veterinarian for an examination. The vet said that surgery would not cure Heidi’s affliction and she should be euthanized because of the lack of a “quality of life” in her future. It is the policy of this particular Dachshund Rescue group that before a dachshund under guardianship of a member can be euthanized, it must be voted on by the President and the Board of Directors. After the President had a conversation with the vet, it was decided euthanasia was not necessary. Heidi remained in this member’s house even though Heidi would move around dragging her hind quarters. As you might suspect, Heidi did not have control of her bodily functions so the member fitted her with children’s number 3 diapers and cut a hole in it which allowed her tail to stick out. I met Heidi and on our first encounter it was obvious that she did not know she was handicapped. She ran around playing with the other dogs and responded to any actions by the people there. In fact, there was an obvious touch of vinegar in this dog’s attitude. She was advertised for adoption on the Dachshund Rescue website which is www.DRNA.org. Later on a lady from Canada admired Heidi’s obvious spirit and will to survive and adopted her. Through a series of transfers from one member to another, Heidi made her way to Canada and the ownership of the lady of faith. This fine person fitted Heidi with a small carriage with wheels that lifted Heidi’s hind quarters off the ground and allowed her much more mobility. The lady from Canada reported that when she took Heidi to a dog park she thought she was in command by running around and trying to herd up the other dogs. Heidi became a Canadian celebrity from her sheer courage and spirit. She eventually became a mascot that is taken from facility to facility that cared for crippled people and homes for the elderly to show that life is not over when a wheelchair is required. She is loved by all who has seen her. Her “wheelchair” has a checkered race flag and the word Heidi painted on it. She is an inspiration for us all. I am glad I got to meet her. By the way, the rescuer and guardian was my daughter Mardy, in whom I am well pleased as I am of all of my children.
After this writing Heidi's organs began to fail from old age and was mercifully euthanize. She is gone but the memory of her heart and spirit remains.

Back in the mid 1500's Spanish conquistadors came ashore in California (Coronado), Mexico (Cortez) and South America (Pizzaro). They found an enormous horde of gold, silver and precious gems in the hands of the natives. Their answer was to slaughter those that resisted and enslave those who didn't to gain the treasure. They eventually had several ports on the Caribbean used to load cargo ships with treasure and sail them back to Spain. Word of this conveyor belt of treasure was soon discovered and the Spanish treasure ships repeatedly came under attack by pirates and privateers. Spain's response as to station warships at several places along the sea lanes back to Spain. One deal location was on the south coast of Jamaica near what is now Kingston. There was a narrow strip of land that ran out from the shore into the Caribbean enclosing an ideal harbor. The Spanish established the town of Port Royal on the tip of this peninsula along with a fort to control who comes and goes in and out of the harbor. It also became a major slave trading port. The town thrived and grew to about 3,000 permanent residences. England and Spain were at war and therefore in addition to the British navy to worry about the Spanish had to be concerned about privateers (private warships hired by England to fight its enemies) and outright pirates that were only after the treasure. The British navy launched an all out effort to capture Port Royal and was successful in kicking the Spanish out of Jamaica. With the natural harbor (one of the greatest in the world at the time) and shallow sand bars that allowed “careening” that was much traffic in and out of this harbor and the merchants in Port Royal grew very wealthy especially the bar and whorehouse owners.
Careening means the wooden ships would be pulled up to a sand bar, tilted on its side and the crew would scrape off the barnacles and seaweed and patch any cracks. Sir Henry Morgan and Sir Francis Drake had their headquarters at Port Royal.

Then on June 7, 1692 at about noon an earthquake struck Port Royal. The quake was so severe that the entire town slid in the Caribbean. The strange thing was that even when the ground was still quivering there were looters out stripping gold rings and bracelets off the dead. Many of the looters were killed when the houses they were in collapsed on them or took them out to sea and drowned them. The horror increased when several cemeteries were flooded and corpses floated to the surface and drifted around in the harbor. Naturally, cholera followed. What normally happens after an earthquake on seaside communities is, you guessed it, a tsunami. Sure enough an enormous tsunami showed up and swamped or capsized many ships in the harbor. There was one fair sized cargo ship that was lifted up, pushed inward 2 miles and deposited on a 30 foot high bluff. This ship was used as a hospital for several years. The actual number of dead is unknown because since it was a slave port there were undocumented slaves by the hundreds in the surrounding communities. It was hell for those that experienced it.

Answer to the trivia question:
The largest bird ever documented is the Elephant Bird of Madagascar. A mature one was About 9'-10” tall and weighed 1,100 pounds. They went extinct about 300 years ago.

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Friday, May 25, 2018

Friday


                           Musings and History

Quote of the day:
Men can read maps better than women...because only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.”
                                               Roseanne Barr

Trivia question of the day:
Who has the most receiving yards in NFL history? Answer at the end of the blog.

A TV station in Atlanta, using the Freedom of Information Act, got their hot little hands on a summary of who is crossing our southern borders in addition to the Mexicans. It turns out that in addition to the Guatemalans, Panamanians, Salvadorans, etc there are Afghanis, Pakistanis, Jordanians, Syrians and Iraqis all of which have flown into a Central American country, learned to speak Spanish and blend in with the river of illegal aliens crossing into America in Texas, Arizona and California. What are these Muslims up to? I think all of you know what is going on. So the next time you think about those poor little Mexicans that are crossing into America just to see if they can make a better life for their families and we should cut them a little slack, think about who is coming with them. In addition to the genuine day workers, we have Muslim Jihadists and “mules” for the Mexican drug cartel coming along for the ride. Our government has refused time and time again to seal our borders and allowed this avalanche of garbage that have dedicated their lives to the demise of America to set up camp on our soil.

                This Date in History   May 25

1660 On this date the people of the English Commonwealth invited the exiled King Charles II to return to England and assume the throne. Earlier the father of Charles II, Charles I had engaged his army of Royalist against the army of Oliver Cromwell’s Parliamentarians and was defeated. Cromwell became the ruler of England. He could not be King because he was not of royal blood. He was a very militaristic leader and demanded puritanical behavior from everyone. After the defeat of his father, Charles II handed Parliament, led by Oliver Cromwell, a blank sheet of paper meaning that he would concede nearly everything Parliament wanted. But that wasn’t good enough for Cromwell, he wanted the head of Charles I and sure enough, Charles I was beheaded. After the death of Charles I, royalist in England and Ireland proclaimed Charles II as King but Cromwell still prevailed and Charles II fled to Germany and the Netherlands living in exile. Cromwell ruled until his death and then his son Richard assume command. Richard proved to be an ineffectual ruler and the people were fed up with the Puritanical military leadership. General George Monck met with Charles II and assured him that he and his army would assure his return to the English throne if Charles would grant amnesty and religious toleration for his former enemies. Charles agreed and sailed across the English channel to Dover (been there) and four days later he made a triumphant entrance to London and was restored as King of England. This event is known as the English Restoration. Eleven years later Charles II decided that Oliver Cromwell had been a traitor and dug him up and hung his corpse in Tiburon, a suburb of London designated for the execution of traitors. What a sight that must have been. I am here to tell y'all that the medieval English were a mean and spiteful bunch and they were very inventive in their machines of torture.

1787 On this date, four years after the United States had won its independence from Great Britain, the first Constitutional Convention was held in Philadelphia. It was attended by George Washington, James Monroe and Ben Franklin among other luminaries. This meeting was the defining moments of these United States and what makes it great. The country had been operating under what was called the Articles of Federation. This document did nothing but assure each state of its sovereignty. The people of America were so fearful that another monarchy might raise its ugly head here that they nailed down that as being impossible. But the Articles were unwieldy and did not work for the benefit of the entire nation and they all knew it. After three weeks of deliberation these heroes delivered brilliant document that is the spine of our present day Republic. However, several states felt that there were not enough guarantees of personal rights and refused to sign unless something was done about this. Then they delivered another document of pure brilliance called the Bill of Rights that contained 10 articles. After this enough states signed it and it became the law of the land. There was a story that while all of the discussions were going on, Ben Franklin walked out for a break and a woman asked him what form of government was being sculpted and he said “Madam, it appears that it will be a Republic, if we can hold it.” Our government is a finely balanced, well oiled machine that does not allow any one branch to over power another. It is a miracle that all of this was conceived out of mid air because nothing like it had ever existed in the past, a miracle indeed.

1862 On this date the first Battle of Winchester, Virginia occurred. This battle was part of CSA General Stonewall Jackson’s brilliant Shenandoah Valley campaign that made Jackson recognized as one of the most brilliant military minds in history. The Union army of Nathaniel Banks was right outside Winchester when Jackson struck. The Confederates were originally repulsed but Jackson brilliantly ordered a simultaneous attack on both flanks of the Yankees with devastating effect and Bank’s army broke and retreated in panic through Winchester. The good citizens of Winchester took this opportunity to shoot at them from the windows of their homes. Banks retreated all the way into Maryland and safety. This allowed Jackson to continue his unprecedented rampage against the other two Union armies in the valley. He kicked their asses too.

1944 On this date Adolph Hitler initiated Operation Knights Move. In this operation Hitler sent in a group of paratroopers to capture or kill the leader of Yugoslavia Marshall Tito. Tito had been leading his country to resist the German occupation. The paratroopers landed in a village where they thought Tito was but never found him, he had escaped. In exasperation the paratroopers shot and killed each and every air breather in the village meaning, men women, children, dogs, cats, cattle, horses, etc.

Also on this date in 1943 a riot broke out in one of the sections of the infamous concentration camp of Auschwitz. This section was known as Birkenau. Several hundred Polish Jews realizing what would happen to them, rioted at night and were able to get through the fence and fled into the nearby woods. What they did not know was that the Germans had installed floodlights throughout the woods and when the turned them on it illuminated like daylight. The German prison guards casually walked into the woods an unceremoniously killed them all to a man.

Born today:

1803 US philosopher Ralph Waldo Emerson. He said “The more he talked about his honor, the faster we counted our silver.” Sounds like Ralph knew Harry Reid.

1897 Canadian statesman Lord Beaverbrook. He said “Buy old master paintings. They are cheaper in the long run than a young mistress.”

1898 American columnist Bennett Cerf. He said “The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost”

Answer to the trivia question:
The player with the most receiving yards in NFL history is Jerry Rice of the 49ers.

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Friday, May 18, 2018

NOTICE

Hey y'all,

I have decide to take a break, the next blog will be issued on Thursday, 5/24.

Ciao, 
Al C.

Friday


                        Musings and History

Quote of the day:
I never gave them hell, I just told the truth and they thought it was hell”
                                            Harry S. Truman

Trivia question of the day:
What is the smallest mammal on Earth? Answer at the end of the blog.

I was just reading about the Revolutionary War and the account of an army of 8,000 redcoats led by General Burgoyne that headed south from Canada into upstate New York. They were guided by 400 American Indians that sided with England hoping they would be able to keep their hereditary lands. A band of 500 Patriot sharpshooters led by Daniel Morgan harassed this army every step of the way. They did not stand shoulder to shoulder and fire from an exposed position, they sniped at them. The first target was the native guides and after a few hundred were killed, the rest disappeared and the redcoats had no one to get them through the endless forests. Morgan then ordered his men to take out the officers which left the army with no leadership. Burgoyne surrendered to Patriot General Horatio Gates and soon thereafter France declared war on England which meant that England had to fight a war on two continents. It was all downhill for them after that.

            This Date in History   May 18

1980 Two weeks before geologist set up sophisticated monitoring equipment around the Cascade Range volcano Mount Saint Helens because of ominous rumblings and small earthquakes nearby. Park Rangers had been warned by the geologists that there would be an eruption very, very soon and the Rangers went throughout the countryside warning campers and loggers that they had better get the hell out. I remember one resident on the north side of the volcano named Harry Truman, believe it or not, who said that he is not going to leave his home on a small lake at the base of the mountain no matter what. The Rangers asked him who was his next of kin and old Harry just blew them off. On this date the entire north flank Mount Saint Helens collapsed with a thunderous roar and ash and pumice are blown 80,000 feet into the air not to mention a pyroplastic flow of white hot ash throughout the countryside. If I recall correctly there were 26 deaths primarily to suffocation from the ash piling up to several feet thick and it being scalding hot also. There are always some people who do not get the message or choose to ignore it. Later on the Park Rangers went to try and find Harry Truman and not a scrap of Harry nor was any part of his house was ever found. Not only that, the pond filled up with ash and is meadow now. Harry is under there somewhere defiant to the end.

1783 On this date the so-called United Loyalists land near Parrtown, Nova Scotia (now New Brunswick) to establish new residences. These jackasses were residents of the United States but chose to stay loyal to the English crown during the Revolutionary War and many of them fought with the British army and navy. Now that the Treaty of Paris had been signed meaning that Great Britain had granted independence to the United States and that put the Loyalists between a rock and a hard place because the Americans considered them to be traitors and treated them accordingly. The Loyalists rightly decided it would be to their advantage and get the hell out of Dodge. England offered the Loyalist a small parcel of land in Canada if they immigrated. For several years their life was not an easy one because the land was occupied by a French speaking population who resented and anglophile squatters. England had given the Loyalists 200 acres each which was not really arable lands. But they made their bed, let them lay in it.

1926 On this date the Billy Graham of her day, evangelist Aimee Simple McPherson disappeared from her very popular Angelus Cathedral in Los Angeles. Almost from the time that she opened the church in 1923, she preached to overflow crowds. But now she was nowhere to be found. Hundreds of searchers scoured the countryside and the bays and rivers to no avail. About the same time a radio announcer named Kenneth Ormiston also disappeared. About two weeks later Aimee showed up in a small town in New Mexico saying that she had been kidnapped. But the truth finally came out that she and Kenneth Ormiston had spent the entire two weeks together contemplating the meaning of life. They finally figured out that the meaning of life was to experience all the pleasure life had to offer in the shortest period of time. Needless to say that Aimee’s evangelism and church went down the toilet. The religious zealots of then and now do not cut anybody any slack when it comes to worldly pleasures. An interesting bit of trivia is that it was Aimee that baptized Marilyn Monroe in spite of her over sized flotation devices.

1593 Two well know and talented playwrights named Christopher Marlowe and Thomas Kyd were roommates in London. On occasion the church would inspect writer’s productions to see if they were writing anything adverse to church doctrine. This bullshit is also one of the main reasons that America came into being. Anyway, the church was not pleased with what they found and accused Thomas Kyd of heresy but Kyd told the churchmen that what they read was written by Christopher Marlowe. So they went an found Marlowe and arrested him for heresy. The difference was that Marlowe was a favorite of Queen Elizabeth I and had probably spied for her on occasion. She ordered Marlowe to be released. That night Christopher went out to the local tavern to celebrate his release. I think he got half in the bag and decided to argue about his tab with the bartender. He got into a fight with the bartender and he inserted a knife into Marlowe’s liver and he was gone in a matter of minutes. Moral: Pay your freaking bar tab.

1943 On this date Adolph Hitler initiated Operation Alaric. This came about because Hitler had been watching with interest the ineptness of the Italian army even to defending their own country. Hitler knew that the Allies were coming to invade Sicily and eventually Italy and Hitler did not want to see Italy collapse without a fight or repulse of the Allies. Operation Alaric was to move a well-oiled German army under the command of General Alfred Kesselring into Italy and Sicily at the first sign of the Italian army getting their ass beat. He did not have to wait long. The Italian were smashed in North Africa by a British army half its size. After that Kesselring and his army moved into Italy and began building formidable defenses for which the Allies paid in blood to cross over, but they got the job done and the Germans were eventually kicked out of Italy.

Answer to the trivia question:
The smallest mammal on Earth is the Etruscan Shrew. It is a little larger than a bumble bee.

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Thursday, May 17, 2018

Thursday


                           Musings and History

Quote of the day:
We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believe she has great legs. But if she does believe she has great legs she thinks she has a shrill voice and no neck.”
                                                  Cynthia Heimel

Trivia question of the day:
What is the largest mammal on Earth? Answer at the end of the blog.

I read where there is a movement to change the names of all the schools that were named after any Confederate leader. Here are some questions:

Assume you are a professional soldier in the United States army like Robert E. Lee (Va. Born), Stonewall Jackson (WVa. Born), James Longstreet (SC born), D.H. Hill (SC born), A. P. Hill (Va. Born) and many others from the southern tier. You realize that one day soon your superiors are going order you to go into your home state, your home town and kill your family and friends, destroy their livestock and burn their houses, barns and crops. If you did not do these things as ordered you would be labeled a traitor. What would be your response? Would you resign, go home and and hide in the woods and watch an army come and totally destroy your family and friends...or would you try to defend them? Well, what?

Do you believe that a 17 year old boy from a small farm on the Pee Dee river area of South Carolina and many, many others like him would fight with a ferocity that is still legendary so that a plantation owner in Alabama could keep his slaves? Well, would you?

This is an event that was documented. A group of about 15 Confederate soldiers were surrounded by a Union Infantry unit. The Confederates fought bitterly until they were out of ammo. They then came from behind their cover swinging their rifles like baseball bats but eventually they were all subdued or killed but one. The surviving Confederate was asked why he fought so hard...he did NOT say it was so that those that have slaves can keep them...he DID say “Because y'all are down here.” He and most of the rank and file Confederate soldiers in their diaries felt they were being invaded which indeed they were. After all, 95% of all battles were fought on southern soil. As usual it was the old that start wars, and the young that suffer and die to end them.

          This Date in History   May 17

1954 This date heralded the spotlighting of racial strife in the United States that is not really over to this day. Previously the school systems in the United States were based on the Plessy v Ferguson Supreme Court decision stating that racially separate but equal Pullman cars was Constitutional. The school boards of the time used that decision in fashioning their schools. On this date the Earl Warren led United States Supreme Court ruled on the Brown v The Board of Education case that separate but equal was inherently unequal, which in effect struck down the Plessy v Ferguson decision. What happened was this. In Topeka, Kansas a black family moved into a particular neighborhood where the closest school was three blocks away but it was a “white” school. The black family took their little girl there anyway and tried to enroll her. The school, backed by the Board of Education, would not accept the girl’s enrollment and told the black family that they would have to enroll their little girl in a “black” school that was over an hour away. The black family sued and had their case plead to the Supreme Court by a young lawyer from the NAACP named Thurgood Marshall. As we all know Marshall ended up as a Supreme Court Justice.

1970 On this date Norwegian ethnologist/adventurer Thor Heyerdahl set sail from Morocco on the way to proving that Mediterranean civilizations could have, and probably did, sail across the Atlantic and exchange information with the great civilizations that arose in Central and South America. Heyerdahl fashioned his boat the Ra II out of Egyptian papyrus reeds and in the shape of ships depicted on the walls of Egyptian tombs. 57 days later Heyerdahl and crew landed at Barbados in proving that it was indeed possible that such an exchange of information could have taken place. There is no doubt in this redneck’s mind that it happened. But I do not believe it was the Egyptians, I think it was the Phoenicians from present day Lebanon. The Phoenicians were the master traders in the ancient Mediterranean meaning that they saw everything from the pyramids to Greece to Crete to Carthage to Gibraltar. Everything they saw could be passed on to the knowledge of to the Maya, Olmecs, Aztecs and the Inca. The Maya crawled out of the Central American jungle about 800BC and built a civilization that was second only to the Egyptians, Greeks and Cretans at the time and it lasted 2,300 years. In fact, the largest pyramid in land area in the world is the Pyramid of the Moon at Chichen Itza in the Mexican Yucatan peninsula. How did the Maya come up with the idea of a building that is smaller at the top than it is at the bottom? They built all of this without draft animals and without the wheel. How did this happen without even the basic Archimedes ideas of leverage and pulleys? I think they had help. After all, 800 miles north, the North American Indians were living in hogans and tepees, and 1,000 miles south the Indians in the Amazon rain forests were eating each other. I went to the town of Coba in the Mexican Yucatan a few years ago. There was a pyramid there that had yet to be explored but you could walk right up to it through the jungle. There were several smaller pyramids beside the main one. The most amazing part was that Coba was on one end of a 60 mile long causeway that went from Coba to Yaxuna, a trading center. This road went through a jungle, y'all. It was so thick that you could not even see through it and the road was about 5 feet above the swamp. These people built this thing again without draft animals and the wheel. I am sorry y'all, someone had to have helped them. The second most amazing thing about Coba was that there was a Club Med there. I ate there, it was first class, meaning the waiters all spoke English and had on tuxedos and black ties.

1974 The day before a kid in a quiet neighborhood in Compton, California saw a bunch of guys in the living room in the house next door playing around with a bunch of automatic weapons and went and told Mama. Mama called the cops and the cops figured out that it is a safe house for members on the Symbionese Liberation Army. The SLA was a violent anti-governmental outfit. It was the SLA that supposedly kidnapped the super-rich spoiled child Patty Hearst and brainwashed her into a follower of the SLA led by Donald Defreeze. The police found out that there were six member of the SLA in the house including Defreeze. On this date, the cops surrounded the small house on Compton and ordered everyone out. That order was met with a barrage of gunfire from within. There were about 500 cops that had the house surrounded and they opened up themselves, killing everyone inside. The cops thought that Patty Hearst was inside, but she wasn’t. She was captured in the following September. Patty was photographed helping rob a bank and went to jail for two years then she was let loose at the direction of President Jimmy Carter. She later was pardoned by President Bill Clinton. I am not going to guess what Bill’s reward was.

Born today:
1873 English writer Dorothy Richardson. She said “All this misery will continue as long as women continue to bring men into this world.” Dorothy shut up, there was a man involved in your creation.

1965 US boxer Sugar Ray Leonard. He said “I consider myself blessed, you are blessed. We all have been blessed with God given talents. Mine just happens to be knocking dudes out.” His matches with Roberto Duran were some of the most vicious in boxing history.

Answer to the trivia question:
The largest mammal on Earth is the Blue Whale. A mature Blue Whales is about 98 feet long and weighs 200 tons. It is the largest animal that has ever existed on planet Earth.

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